Barren Oak frontman arrested by police for cheese driving[views:1392][posts:9]________________________________________ [May 13,2013 8:40am - Cheese Police ""] A front man for a local metal band called Barren Oak was arrested over the weekend for cheese driving and assault with a deadly bass. He was cited for having too many strings on his bass, and a large amount of cheese dripping out of his pores. Trying to make amends, he handed the officer the debut album of Barren Oak, only to realize that it would only make his argument worse. Basically the point of the story is Barren Oak is cheese, and he should have been arrested for drunk driving. |
| ____________________________________ [May 13,2013 8:50am - Dr. Gonzo ""] As your lawyer I am going to have to advise you to take this special cracker for your cheese. [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [May 13,2013 8:58am - Deputy Cheesedick ""] Sir, why are you wearing sunglasses while driving at night? |
| _________________________________________________ [May 13,2013 9:10am - Burt Reynolds about it ""] Cheesejacking this thread. Hee Hee [img] |
| _______________________________________ [May 13,2013 9:42am - GuiltyCheese ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [May 13,2013 10:00am - Alx_Casket ""] thread should have been marked as food |
| ________________________________________ [May 13,2013 10:00am - GuiltyCheese ""] http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p706/o...habq/GetImage_zpsb2a95065.jpg[/IMG] |
| ________________________________________ [May 13,2013 10:02am - GuiltyCheese ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [May 13,2013 10:04am - Pizza the Hut ""] You see Nobody and I mean NOBODY gets melted in this town without my say so. [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [May 14,2013 5:11pm - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""] [img] |