to those who don't like their burgers cooked well done[views:7702][posts:32]_____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 11:44am - hamburger elitest ""] Seriously STFU, cook that shit fully, no pink, the fuck you want parasites? And put a goddamn condiment on it, how the fuck are you going to eat it by dunking it in water? |
| ___________________________________________ [May 21,2013 11:48am - largefreakatzero ""] False hamburger elitist detected, go back to MickeyD's and Burger King, hockey puck burger fagget. No red meat should be cooked more than medium. If you're scared of parasites, buy better meat or eat someplace that serves better meat. |
| _________________________________________________________ [May 21,2013 11:50am - Thri-Kreen Inquisitor Command ""] Truly good flesh is tasty in all colorsssss....... |
| _____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 11:51am - hamburger elitest ""] largefreakatzero said:False hamburger elitist detected, go back to MickeyD's and Burger King, hockey puck burger fagget. No red meat should be cooked more than medium. If you're scared of parasites, buy better meat or eat someplace that serves better meat. Dear Parasite Overlord, Cook that shit right and you won't find worms in your stool. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 11:52am - hamburger elitest ""] Why the fuck can't the 99's make a decent burger? |
| _____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 11:53am - hamburger elitest ""] Ruby Tuesdays can go fuck itself, false burgers are false. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 21,2013 11:55am - largefreakatzero ""] crab legs, pate, sweet pork juices mr. tapeworm never refuses head cheese, veggies, pizzapie that little guy spits in my eye oh mr. tapeworm he makes me squirm nice mr. tapeworm'll make my ring burn maypo, tofu, screaming zonkers daily my dead bowels he conquers crawls out of my dirt chute at night to feast on my fridge's delights oh mr. tapeworm he makes me squirm nice mr. tapeworm'll make my ring burn |
| _____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 11:55am - hamburger elitest ""] A true pioneer of the hamburger elite. [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [May 21,2013 11:56am - largefreakatzero ""] Grill on 500-550, 2-3 minutes per side or GTFO. |
| ___________________________________ [May 21,2013 11:58am - eye-gore ""] [img][img] |
| _____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 11:58am - hamburger elitest ""] Only transcendental burgers are real. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 11:59am - hamburger elitest ""] Hamburgers were better in the 90's. |
| ___________________________________ [May 21,2013 12:00pm - eye-gore ""] [img] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [May 21,2013 12:01pm - Gordon Ramsay ""] 90 degrees? Are you taking the piss? YOU'LL KILL SOMEBODY! My GOD. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 12:02pm - hamburger elitest ""] Gordon%20Ramsay said:90 degrees? Are you taking the piss? YOU'LL KILL SOMEBODY! My GOD. The 1990's burgers were better, it was a simpler time. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 12:19pm - hamburger elitest ""] Veggie burgers....go fuck yourself Tofu burgers....go fuck yourself Turkey burgers.....go fuck yourself Burgers that have that shitty onion string on the onion.....go fuck yourself Burgers with mayo.....go fuck yourself Burgers with onions sauteed in Sam Adams....Pass. Hard Rock Cafe burgers.........Go fuck yourself |
| ______________________________________ [May 22,2013 9:56am - Becky Scott ""] hamburger%20elitest said: Burgers with mayo.....go fuck yourself Slow down you maniac. Think about what you're saying! |
| _____________________________________________ [May 22,2013 10:30am - hamburger elitest ""] Becky%20Scott said: hamburger%20elitest said: Burgers with mayo.....go fuck yourself Slow down you maniac. Think about what you're saying! Interesting Point. |
| _____________________________________________________________________ [May 22,2013 4:09pm - DYA is REVERSING THE POLARITY ON SOMETHING ""] Thri-Kreen%20Inquisitor%20Command said:Truly good flesh is tasty in all colorsssss....... [img] Dahhhhhhhh, hey, Zorak, is that you? You should come see my show this Thursday, I'm playing with some guy named Ralph? I guess my job is just to stand there and distract from the bands that are playing, I dunno, seems kinda weird to me... |
| __________________________________ [May 22,2013 7:29pm - ShadowSD ""] DYA%20is%20REVERSING%20THE%20POLARITY%20ON%20SOMETHING said:You should come see my show this Thursday, I'm playing with some guy named Ralph? I guess my job is just to stand there and distract from the bands that are playing, I dunno, seems kinda weird to me... A+ |
| __________________________________ [May 22,2013 7:30pm - ShadowSD ""] largefreakatzero said:No red meat should be cooked more than medium. This. |
| __________________________________________ [May 22,2013 8:46pm - FrauleinThursday ""] ShadowSD said: DYA%20is%20REVERSING%20THE%20POLARITY%20ON%20SOMETHING said:You should come see my show this Thursday, I'm playing with some guy named Ralph? I guess my job is just to stand there and distract from the bands that are playing, I dunno, seems kinda weird to me... A+ :point: |
| ________________________________ [May 22,2013 10:28pm - HHCB ""] Blurst burgers or gtfo. Med rare ftw go fuck yourself if above mediumz |
| _____________________________________________ [May 22,2013 11:46pm - hamburger elitest ""] HHCB said:Med rare ftw go fuck yourself if above mediumz Well Done or GTFO, FUCK ME? NO FUCK YOU!!!! bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [May 23,2013 5:17am - goatrider ""] Medium is okay for most restaurants if you want to play it safe. Otherwise, med-rare all the fucking way. Anyone tried pan blackening burger patties a little then finishing them on the grill? Great with provolone. |
| __________________________________________ [May 23,2013 7:37am - largefreakatzero ""] The perfect burger is medium rare but medium is acceptable. 85/15 beef and keep em cold before grilling so the fat doesn't cook out before the burger is done. |
| ____________________________________________ [May 23,2013 8:57am - hamburger elitest ""] lol at this thread lasting three days |
| ___________________________________________ [May 23,2013 10:32am - largefreakatzero ""] Burgers > bands |
| _____________________________________________ [May 23,2013 11:30am - hamburger elitest ""] largefreakatzero said:hockey puck burger fagget. Best line in the whole thread lol. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 23,2013 11:21pm - RTTP cleanup crew ""] bump |
| ___________________________________________ [May 28,2013 2:01pm - redmeatisgarbage ""] Red meat is fucking garbage. It takes more balls to not follow the masses, think for yourself, and not eat this fucking swill pink slime shit that takes a week to digest. Stop trying to make up for your erectile dysfunction by eating "manly food" and do some research fuckface |
| ________________________________________ [May 28,2013 2:07pm - shutup fagget ""] redmeatisgarbage said:Red meat is fucking garbage. It takes more balls to not follow the masses, think for yourself, and not eat this fucking swill pink slime shit that takes a week to digest. Stop trying to make up for your erectile dysfunction by eating "manly food" and do some research fuckface shutup fagget |
| _______________________________________ [May 28,2013 2:10pm - shutup_fagget ""] redmeatisgarbage said:Red meat is fucking garbage. It takes more balls to not follow the masses, think for yourself, and not eat this fucking swill pink slime shit that takes a week to digest. Stop trying to make up for your erectile dysfunction by eating "manly food" and do some research fuckfaceshutup fagget x2 |