My ongoing research[views:781][posts:1]_______________________________________________ [May 31,2013 1:44pm - Alx Petrovich Pavlov ""] It it time to reveal my astounding discoveries to you all. I have been performing behavioral research on this computer web forum. Soon the final phase of my experiments will begin. Every time a poster posts as me, a door will open in your computing device and you will receive a delicious oyster. When a non-Alx poster posts, you will hear |
| _______________________________________________ [May 31,2013 1:46pm - Alx Petrovich Pavlov ""] a Barren Oak song. Soon the very sight of my name will cause you to salivate, while other posters will produce a fight or flight reflex. This is important work, and I thank you all for your participation. |