The Most Perfect Metal Show Ever Booked[views:6878][posts:28]______________________________________________ [Jun 13,2013 5:02pm - Agreeable Metal Fan ""] June 35th at the Jizzcastle (ADDRESS DELETED) THE MOST FLAWLESS METAL SHOW EVER BOOKED - FEAT. -Fire breathing - Knife juggling - Alex From Heliofight attempting a world record breaking of 25 Krallice LP to complete his Kung Fu black belt - Three card monte - Metal bachelor auction - see what's under those battle jackets, ladies ^o^ - Plate spinning - Spirograph and sand art - Tiny from Wasteform guesses your weight - Black metal activist/icon Michael Volpi guesses your ethnicity (his is Mexican) - Petting zoo feat Leigh Rush Not sure if we left anything out... I guess if any bands want to get on it they can ask. The lineup is pretty full so don't get bent out of shape if we say no. |
| ____________________________________________________________________ [Jun 13,2013 5:05pm - DYA is THE GIRL IN THE RED DECODER SLACKS ""] ITT: COOL SHOW WITH NO BANDS PLAYING |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 13,2013 5:05pm - Agreeable Metal Fan ""] Why do you have to be a fucking smartass?? There are all these things happening. HOW IS THAT NOT METAL??! |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 13,2013 5:05pm - WHAT THE FUCK ""] NO NBA JAM TOURNAMENT?!! GTFO |
| ________________________________ [Jun 13,2013 5:06pm - terry ""] can we get on this? |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 13,2013 5:08pm - Agreeable Metal Fan ""] Just added: - All former Suicide Girl production of Othello - David Gold seance (bring your dead relatives) |
| ________________________________ [Jun 13,2013 5:14pm - KEVORD ""] At least there is no friggin belly dancing. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 13,2013 5:22pm - dreadkill ""] Joe Christianni flavored water dunk tank |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 13,2013 5:26pm - GABBO IS COMING ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 13,2013 5:47pm - Dan Hammer ""] Can Sonic Pulse get on this? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 14,2013 12:04pm - Sonic Pulse ""] Why hasn't anyone made fun of the arcade machine I bring to shows yet. |
| __________________________________________________ [Jun 14,2013 12:44pm - King Thūndérstøòl ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! CAN I BREAK THUNDERSTEEL'S NECK AT THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 14,2013 2:07pm - The_reverend ""] If you put in hoola hooping, Pam will show up. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 14,2013 2:42pm - Yeti ""] KEVORD said:At least there is no friggin belly dancing. bahahaha worst. idea. ever. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 14,2013 2:50pm - jennidurr ""] no hula hooping? The hoops will be covered in barbes wire, THE MOST METAL WIRE KNOWN TO MAN. HOW ARE YOU NOT INTO THIS, YOU LOSERS |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 14,2013 3:28pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Bacon will be covered in grease!!! How are you guys not into this??? |
| ________________________________ [Jun 14,2013 3:45pm - Murrum ""] jennidurr said:no hula hooping? The hoops will be covered in barbes wire, THE MOST METAL WIRE KNOWN TO MAN. HOW ARE YOU NOT INTO THIS, YOU LOSERS LOL jennidurr you're awesome ;) |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 14,2013 4:37pm - shutup fagget ""] Murrum said: jennidurr said:no hula hooping? The hoops will be covered in barbes wire, THE MOST METAL WIRE KNOWN TO MAN. HOW ARE YOU NOT INTO THIS, YOU LOSERS LOL jennidurr you're awesome ;) shutup fagget |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 14,2013 4:38pm - shutup fagget ""] still relevant fuck you. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jun 14,2013 4:58pm - shithead promoter vinnie ""] Murrum are elite backyard black metal. Now if they would just GET OFF THE SHED GET OFF THE SHED I WILL GIVE YOU THE BEATING OF A LIFETIME RIGHT IN FRONT OF THESE PEOPLE UNLESS YOU GET OFF THE SHED |
| _________________________________________________________________ [Jun 14,2013 5:02pm - a long time ago in a show far far away ""] Yeti said: KEVORD said:At least there is no friggin belly dancing. bahahaha worst. idea. ever. [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 14,2013 5:08pm - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""] Needs more roller derby |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 15,2013 2:06pm - nocuous_fumes ""] I LOL'd. I have no intention to stop playing shows with fire breathing hippies though. I'm immature, I like fire and I don't give a fuck. Being perpetually 15 years old is a big selling point to being a musician. Tell me I'm wrong. I was going to dip my toe in the fire breathing hippie pool by punctuating the downbeats in our songs by farting on a zippo, but then I realized I couldn't use a fan for my hair. We're all artists. Support the arts. Don't be a douche. Who knows, you might even enjoy yourself. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 15,2013 2:32pm - Shutup fagget ""] nocuous_fumes said:I LOL'd. I have no intention to stop playing shows with fire breathing hippies though. I'm immature, I like fire and I don't give a fuck. Being perpetually 15 years old is a big selling point to being a musician. Tell me I'm wrong. I was going to dip my toe in the fire breathing hippie pool by punctuating the downbeats in our songs by farting on a zippo, but then I realized I couldn't use a fan for my hair. We're all artists. Support the arts. Don't be a douche. Who knows, you might even enjoy yourself.shutup fagget |
| ________________________________________________________________ [Jun 15,2013 3:44pm - thank you for shutting that fagget up ""] Shutup%20fagget said: nocuous_fumes said:I LOL'd. I have no intention to stop playing shows with fire breathing hippies though. I'm immature, I like fire and I don't give a fuck. Being perpetually 15 years old is a big selling point to being a musician. Tell me I'm wrong. I was going to dip my toe in the fire breathing hippie pool by punctuating the downbeats in our songs by farting on a zippo, but then I realized I couldn't use a fan for my hair. We're all artists. Support the arts. Don't be a douche. Who knows, you might even enjoy yourself.shutup fagget There I said it. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 15,2013 4:05pm - Dan Hammer ""] Can Sonic Pulse get on this? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 15,2013 5:34pm - Nocuous Drawfag ""] nocuous_fumes said:I LOL'd. I have no intention to start paying child support and hiding my residency in MA though. I'm immature, I like being a deadbeat and I don't give a fuck. Being perpetually 15 years old is why I can't see my kid. Tell me I'm wrong. Support your kids. Don't be a douche like me. Who knows, you might even get to see them sometime. Volpi'd |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2013 10:23pm - death-metal ""] Ban all USBM! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2013 9:47am - Alx_Casket ""] grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said:Needs more bennyhillifier |