GO FUCK YOURSELF![views:5145][posts:37]____________________________________________ [Aug 3,2013 11:02am - GO FUCK YOURSELF! ""] THAT'S RIGHT YOU DAMN WHIPPERSNAPPER, CLENCH YOUR HAND INTO A FIST AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! TAKE A STAPLER OFF YOUR BOSS'S DESK AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO TO THE GAS STATION AND REMOVE THE NOZZLE FROM THE PUMP SO YOU CAN USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! STROLL DOWN TO WALGREENS AND TAKE A SHAMPOO BOTTLE OFF THE SHELF AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO ON YOUR MORNING JOB IN THE PARK AND FIND A LONG BRANCH AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! REACH INTO YOUR CLOSET AND UNFURL A COAT HANGER AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO TO FENWAY PARK AND BUY A SOUVENIR BAT AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 3,2013 11:07am - GO FUCK YOURSELF! ""] STEAL A PICKAXE FROM AN ARCHAEOLOGICAL EXPEDITION AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! APPROACH A CONDIMENT PUMP AT YOUR LOCAL WENDY'S AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! ROLL UP EVERY SOCK IN YOUR LAST LOAD OF LAUNDRY TO A LONG PIECE OF ROPE AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! RIP THE STICK SHIFT OFF YOUR CAR'S INTERIOR AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! BUY A SALMON DINNER AT THE NEAREST SEAFOOD RESTAURANT AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! STAND ON AN AIRPORT RUNWAY AND SPREAD YOUR ASS CHEEKS APART IN FRONT OF A PRIVATE JET AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! HIJACK A CHILD'S LEMONADE STAND FOR A FRESH UNCUT LEMON AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! |
| ________________________________ [Aug 3,2013 11:18am - Burnsy ""] Shutup fagget. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 3,2013 5:48pm - GO FUCK YOURSELF! ""] Burnsy said:Shutup fagget. BREAK THE WOODEN LEG OFF A BAR STOOL AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! TOAST TWO BAGELS IN A FANCY FOUR SLOT TOASTER AND USE THEM TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! ORDER A FOOT LONG SUB AT SUBWAY AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! BUY A MULTI-EFFECTS PEDAL ON CRAIGSLIST FROM AN AGING HIPPIE AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! PURCHASE A WELL CULTIVATED ROUND HEAD OF CABBAGE FROM THE GROCERY STORE AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! BREAK THE TUSK OFF A WOOLY MAMMOTH SKELETON AT A NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! |
| _________________________________ [Aug 3,2013 7:32pm - Triumph ""] :HAHAHA: |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 5,2013 1:37am - GO FUCK YOURSELF! ""] REMOVE THE BELT FROM YOUR PANTS AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! LOCATE THE WRENCH FOR CHANGING TIRES ON YOUR CAR AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! SQUAT ON THE CENTER LINE OF A FOOTBALL FIELD DURING THE HALFTIME SHOW WITH A FROZEN POINTY FOOTBALL AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! STEAL A CATTLE PROD FROM A TEXAS RANCH AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! FREEZE A THERMOS FULL OF BEER SHITS INTO A PERFECT CYLINDER AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO BACK IN TIME TO WHEN YOU WERE 13 YEARS OLD BUY A SWORD AT A FLEA MARKET AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 5,2013 1:10pm - stoneylarsen ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 6,2013 5:43pm - RTTP_CLEANUP_CREW_JR ""] bump #9 |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 7,2013 8:16am - RTTP CLEANUP CREW SR. ""] [img]4 |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 7,2013 10:13pm - RTTP_CLEANUP_CREW_JR ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 8,2013 8:26am - RTTP CLEANUP CREW SR. ""] [img]10 |
| __________________________________________________ [Sep 27,2013 3:49pm - Rodney King Dangerstool ""] shutup fagget |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 28,2013 9:03am - GO FUCK YOURSELF! ""] GO TO A WORLDLY RESTAURANT AND ORDER A SHISH KABOB AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! ENTER AN UPSCALE COUNTRY CLUB WITH A TAYLOR MADE 3 WOOD AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! SIT ON TOP OF A PINE TREE AT A NATIONAL PARK AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! SNAP THE NECK OFF A CHEAP PAWN SHOP GUITAR AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! HAMMER A NAIL A QUARTER OF A WAY INTO A FLOORBOARD AND SQUAT OVER IT AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! BRING AN AMAZON VINE ON AN ARCTIC ADVENTURE SO IT FREEZES AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! BREAK AN ARM OFF THE MERRY GO ROUND AT YOUR LOCAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND USE IT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF! |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 29,2013 9:02am - ...do what now?.. ""] bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 23,2015 3:34pm - BUMPARONI & CHEESE ""] BUUUUUUMMMMMP |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 23,2015 11:35pm - For Whom The Bell Trolls ""] Time marches on |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 24,2015 1:51am - For Whom The Bell Trolls ""] (Sing it man) |
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| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 24,2015 10:04am - Josh Mantits Desroisers ""] I like licking my own asshole. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 24,2015 10:15am - Josh Mantits Desroisers ""] Seriously I really do. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 24,2015 10:40am - Josh Mantits Desroisers ""] Lick it for me. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 24,2015 10:57am - Josh Zielinski ""] omg I LOVE licking ass, it straightens my crooked teeth but then they're crooked again so I have to lick more ass. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 24,2015 11:10am - Josh Zielinski ""] Seriously let me lick your ass, I promise my genital warts won't transfer to you that way |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 24,2015 11:25am - Josh Zielinski ""] That goes for every guy here on rttp, who wants their ass licked first? |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 24,2015 11:27am - Josh Zielinski ""] Yummy |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 24,2015 11:34am - Josh Zielinski ""] Licking dudes' assholes with my crooked teeth |