ITT: we post hilarious content from "new england metal union" facebok page[views:2260][posts:15]_______________________________ [Sep 23,2013 2:58pm - moop ""] exhibit 1 bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 23,2013 3:09pm - largefreakatzero ""] Is that a chick "playing" the bass, or is it a boy that hasn't hit puberty yet? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 23,2013 3:21pm - DestroyedAlot was the You ""] The "come pay to play for nowadays Sepultura" post this morning was pretty lulzy, but the M.A. Metalheads ("we hate free speech") group is 10x funnier. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2013 3:24pm - deaf metal ""] largefreakatzero said:Is that a chick "playing" the bass, or is it a boy that hasn't hit puberty yet? either way - he/she has a nice ass. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2013 3:34pm - gess ""] the best part is the fat kid at 2:30 thinking hes being funny |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2013 3:43pm - the_reverend ""] make a gif of that... and that is a chick playing bass. it's the bass. they always give the bass to a girl. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 23,2013 10:52pm - moop ""] exhibit 2: Hey guys! My band, Infinite Spectrum, is currently looking for a new keyboard player. We are a progressive rock/metal band based in NYC with influences such as Dream Theater, Symphony X and others. We are open to many other styles in our writing and are all serious musicians with a strong work ethic; we expect the same from every member. We just released our debut concept album, "Misguided" with Grammy Award winning engineer Chris Theis. We have several tracks online that can be heard by clicking the link below: https://www.facebook.com/InfiniteSpectrum/app_204974879526524 Our ideal keyboardist would be technically proficient, and understand how to use synths. That said, we're looking for a permanent band member that can contribute to the writing process as well. All of our music is transcribed in notation and can also be isolated to be learned by ear. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 23,2013 10:56pm - Burnsy ""] Yeah but that's not hilarious. I support the concept of the thread but let's at least get our definitions down. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 23,2013 10:57pm - moop ""] yeah but youre fat |
| ___________________________________________________ [Sep 23,2013 11:01pm - unconstitutional fagget ""] moop said:yeah but youre fat Yeah well you're an unconstitutional fagget |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2013 11:25pm - 13 HigH ""] Can 13 HigH git awn dis? Reppp Reppp tsst tsst Roppp Rowwww tsst tsst himmadim bop doodoo bip bop doodle bow |
| __________________________________ [Sep 24,2013 2:03pm - robotpie ""] That Edge of Darkness video is so much worse than I thought it was going to be, holy shit. Also, corpse paint kid is an admin of the MA metal heads group, stay tuned for seminars on how to properly fold your cape neatly into your jenko jean shorts in time to enforce the pit. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2013 2:16pm - reprezent yo ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Sep 24,2013 4:34pm - robotpie ""] "This may have already been posted and discussed upon but... What is the best show you've ever been to? Not just because it may be your favorite band, but for the band's stage presence/energy/connection with the crowd/the memories connected with seeing the show/etc. Me personally, it would have to be a tie when I saw Incubus back in 2011...." |
| ______________________________ [Sep 24,2013 4:59pm - Yeti ""] oof. what is the band it is tied with? |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2013 8:18pm - boblovesmusic ""] Someone is super excited to see Attila and iwrestledabearonceortwice |