RTTP FORUM AWARDS 2013 — WINNERS ANNOUNCED[views:14607][posts:42]____________________________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 9:54am - RTTP DEPARTMENT OF AWARDS ""] Best New Local Band: Frost Rot Worst New Local Band: Forest of Remorse Worst Person in New England: Tommy Ryan aka Corpse Paint Kid Biggest turnaround from mocked person to cool person: Hookedonmetal aka Carmine aka Thundersteel aka God Best Person in New England: Aaron Pepelis Person with worst fall from grace: Andrew Bastard Best Print Zine in New England: The Black Tome Best Sex Scene: Ryan and Spence : Anal Dents Biggest Drama Queen: AudHell Person that trolls the rttp forum the most: RobinG Person that is most paranoid of being trolled: RobinG Best new local band that can't handle criticism or jokes: Vacant Eyes Worst new local band that we sent handle critism or jokes: Barren Oats Smartest man on rttp: xmikex Dumbest man on rttp: Hoser Band that nobody really cares about but acts like they do: Dysentery Band that people care about but act like they don't: Trash Mop Best Anonymous Troll: shutup_fagget Worst Anonymous Troll: snortcraver TO BE CONTINUED |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 10:04am - shutup fagget ""] shutup fagget |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 10:52am - Notshaver in hiding ""] RTTP%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20AWARDS said: Person with worst fall from grace: Andrew Bastard I WAS ROBBED!! |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 10:59am - Disturbing Dicks ""] List is mostly fag. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 11:37am - KEVORD ""] List seems pretty on point. Codex Obscurum support! |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 12:22pm - the_reverend ""] "sent handle" people are going to think I wrote that. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 12:22pm - the_reverend ""] worst comeback to the board would be Aril since he "came back" and then left all in the same day. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 12:23pm - arilliusbm ""] Hello. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 12:28pm - xmikex ""] It's a pleasure to just be nominated. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 12:31pm - KEVORD ""] If anyone ever spots a copy of the Black Tome in real life pick me up one. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 12:38pm - Alx_Casket ""] How about a digital copy? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 12:39pm - KEVORD ""] Alx_Casket said:How about a digital copy?Is that how it's available? I've never seen one. |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 12:42pm - tim "axl-ego" riles ""] Im purchasing some copies today if anyone wants one. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 12:44pm - Alx_Casket ""] Me neither, this is all I could find: http://goo.gl/TQokpW |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 12:46pm - Billy Crystal ""] Worst troll of all time: King Thunderstool aka Scott Wily |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 12:51pm - tim "axl-ego" riles ""] They can be shipped if you purchase via PayPal FYI. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 1:40pm - Dave Emerson ""] Copies of The Black Tome are available through The Black Tome facebook page, or in person at any show I happen to be at. I always have copies with me. Honestly, I kind of dropped the ball on promoting issue 1, since school ended up being much busier this semester than I had anticipated. Hopefully, all that will be remedied with issue 2, due in late Jan / early Feb. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 1:42pm - Dave Emerson ""] Also, yes, unless you purchase an issue in person, you'll have to go through Paypal. $3 in person, $4 with shipping. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 1:45pm - HookedonMetal ""] xmikex said:It's a pleasure to just be nominated. This. Also, does anyone think Corpse Paint Kid will get started on this list? I honestly don't, but for entertainment purposes, it would rule. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 1:46pm - the_reverend ""] How many MT is my award worth? |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 1:54pm - DYA DEPARTMENT OF RTTPVMAS ""] Forgot best failed suicide attempt: Raynard Runner up: Raynard's wife (fortunately taking BBC to the head, face and neck is not fatal). |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 2:57pm - Vogel Richt-ta-Life ""] Looking for Bulgarian or Serbian girlfriend who wants a sensitive guy that is also a virgin |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 3:16pm - Alx_Casket ""] Best use of caps lock cruise control: DYA Worst use of caps lock cruise control: King Thunderstool |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 4:07pm - Disturbing Dicks ""] DYA%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20RTTPVMAS said:Forgot best failed suicide attempt: Raynard Runner up: Raynard's wife (fortunately taking BBC to the head, face and neck is not fatal). This is better. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 4:14pm - goatcatalyst ""] Wait til Spence is healed and ready to shoot the sequel, guys. I'm hard just thinking about it. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 6:41pm - HookedonMetal ""] goatcatalyst said:Wait til Spence is healed Do I wanna know? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 6:50pm - Samantha ""] the_reverend said:How many MT is my award worth? It's worth a lifetime membership to the MT guest list club. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 6:56pm - RTTP Recount ""] Return to the Pit wins: Best metal blog for anonymous trolls |
| ________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 7:11pm - xmikex ""] I thought we were past calling Funderground Enforcer Tommy M. Ryan "Corpsepaint Kid" and were exclusively calling him Funderground Enforcer Tommy M. Ryan? I could be wrong. Being every single troll is mentally exhausting. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 8:20pm - HookedonMetal ""] I'm not sure, but either name works just as well. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 9:17pm - Spence ""] RTTP%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20AWARDS said:Best New Local Band: Frost Rot Best Sex Scene: Ryan and Spence : Anal Dents [img] [img] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 9:17pm - Spence ""] goatcatalyst said:Wait til Spence is healed and ready to shoot the sequel, guys. I'm hard just thinking about it. [img] |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 9:39pm - RTTP DEPARTMENT OF CULINARY ARTS ""] Best Foodstuff to eat while anon trolling Mike: Eric Struth's delicious stuffed peppers |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2013 9:55pm - MotleyGrue ""] Spence said: RTTP%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20AWARDS said:Best Sex Scene: Ryan and Spence : Anal Dents [img] [img] [img] Spence I'm gonna let you finish, and I am happy for you n all, but Conservationist had one of the best anal sex scenes of all time, I'm just saying. [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 14,2013 3:13am - Not_A_Nugget ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2013 2:15pm - Hell on Wails ""] Best 7" split: Basement Satan/Jeep Borrower |
| ___________________________________________________ [Dec 14,2013 2:24pm - American Indian Movement ""] Elizabeth Warren phony Indian Award: Squaw Victoria Necromorphic Chalupa Vladislav Gallows Houlihan |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2013 5:03pm - KEVORD ""] American%20Indian%20Movement said:Elizabeth Warren phony Indian Award: Squaw Victoria Necromorphic Chalupa Vladislav Gallows Houlihan+2 |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2013 6:33am - Dysentery ""] SLAM!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2013 3:58pm - Evan Baxter ""] I greeted the prime rib roast minister and I do da cha cha like a sissy girl! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 23,2014 1:25pm - Dan Hammer ""] Best local band - Sonic Pulse |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 23,2014 3:37pm - Divaldo-Gustavo ""] This am not are playin |
| __________________________________________________________ [Mar 23,2014 4:16pm - It's not Delivery, it's Divaldo ""] [img] |