Skrillex (aka Porn Star Christy Mack) Announces She’ll Give A Blowjob To Whoever Makes Best Lego Creation For Her[views:3906][posts:22]______________________________________ [Jan 24,2014 1:20pm - the_reverend ""] http://elitedaily.com/news/world/porn-star...r-makes-best-lego-creation-for-her/ |
| __________________________________ [Jan 24,2014 2:24pm - eye-gore ""] oh, good lord |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 24,2014 2:38pm - Alx_Casket ""] Not worth the bricks! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 24,2014 2:42pm - TimRiley ""] agree w/ mr. alx. lego's aren't cheap. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jan 24,2014 3:46pm - truequintessence_nli ""] I can't wait until that side shave fad dies. ugh. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 24,2014 3:47pm - the_reverend ""] Even if Legos were free, this wouldn't be worth it. If I looked down and saw that this blowing me, I would stop her and wonder off into the desert at night contemplating just what cause me to get to a point in my life that Skrillex was sacking my dong. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 24,2014 4:51pm - largefreakatzero ""] Do not want. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 24,2014 5:17pm - long time troll ""] I don't know bout y'all mother Fuckers but i like to get skins. I don't give a Fuck i like em big far bald retarded i gives no fucks |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Jan 24,2014 7:13pm - DYA DEPARTMENT OF PROFIT MARGINS ""] A) she has a nice bum, but that haircut is annoying as fuck B) Legos are basically about as expensive as coke, at this point; if you can afford that many Legos, you may as well just buy the coke and guarantee yourself the blowjob. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2014 12:24am - Goatrider ""] Well, I have been looking for an excuse to buy a lego Death Star kit... |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 25,2014 3:35am - the_reverend ""] Im waiting for that death star kit... |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 25,2014 3:49am - Goatrider ""] It's the price of 20 $20 blowjobs. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 25,2014 9:35am - truth ""] Come on haircut or not all of you would take a bj from this broad. Unless you're a Fag..... |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2014 6:51pm - 14卐88 ""] AIDS ridden whores die forgotten. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2014 10:43pm - WAPEY WAPEY ""] 14卐88 said:AIDS ridden whores die forgotten. I take it you're more of a Jada Fire kind of guy. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2014 11:30pm - the_reverend ""] I just hoping that "she" will jets herself off while she blows you. The You both cum at the same time. I saying that because she probably has a dick. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 26,2014 3:31am - the_reverend ""] I googled and she is gross. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 26,2014 8:38pm - Lamp nli ""] Wait, Skrillex is a lady? I've been under the impression all this time it was a guy. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 26,2014 9:36pm - conservationist ""] [img] I dub thee "Chode Inverter" |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 27,2014 12:20am - Lamp nli ""] I don't know how to read. Carry on. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Jan 27,2014 3:54pm - RTTP Department of Low Standards ""] WOULD |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2014 1:27pm - Eyeroller ""] Cancelled. http://kotaku.com/the-lego-blowjob-competition-is-cancelled-1511878856 |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2014 12:34pm - shitcunt ""] Not worth the cost of plane ticket and Legos. If she lived less than 20 miles away, and I had a bunch of old Legos lying around, it'd be worth a shot. Otherwise, it's just like a hooker who gives you a task to complete before she does her job. As far as appearance....who gives a fuck? All you can see during that activity is the top of her head. And I tend to assume that most hookers (porn stars are just hookers who are filmed at work) are probably really good at that after a year or more of experience. |