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$180 Battle Jacket for sale..

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[Mar 17,2014 2:39pm - arilliusbm ""]
http://ritualz.bigcartel.com/product/black-metal-battle-jacket-a

Sweet jacket. You guys should buy. Battle Jackets are cool.
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[Mar 17,2014 3:14pm - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""]
All poser bands.
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[Mar 17,2014 3:20pm - the_reverend ""]
I could make that for $20
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[Mar 17,2014 3:20pm - CurlyRed ""]
Have these always been called battle jackets? Or have I just been living in the woods too long...
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[Mar 17,2014 3:43pm - largefreakatzero ""]
How about someone pays me $180 to wear this foolish thing. Once. Where nobody can see me.

Then I light it on fire and cease to look like a fagget.
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[Mar 17,2014 3:47pm - posbleak ""]
H&M women's wear kvlt as fvck
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[Mar 17,2014 3:52pm - HookedonMetal ""]

largefreakatzero said:How about someone pays me $180 to wear this foolish thing. Once. Where nobody can see me.

Then I light it on fire and cease to look like a fagget.


Best use possible for a ready made kutte.
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[Mar 17,2014 4:23pm - arilliusbm ""]
CurlyRed, no, you're not alone. I always called them vests or denim jackets. The kids today toss around "battle jacket" all the damn time and it drives me nuts. It's a pissing contest to see how many patches they can fit of bands they don't own any albums of. Apparently they go to battle. Well-seasoned battle veterans.
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[Mar 17,2014 4:33pm - Inspector Fagget  ""]

largefreakatzero said:How about someone pays me $180 to wear this foolish thing. Once. Where nobody can see me.

Then I light it on fire and cease to look like a fagget.



Battlevest or not you still look like a fagget.
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[Mar 17,2014 4:37pm - Yeti ""]

arilliusbm said:CurlyRed, no, you're not alone. I always called them vests or denim jackets. The kids today toss around "battle jacket" all the damn time and it drives me nuts. It's a pissing contest to see how many patches they can fit of bands they don't own any albums of. Apparently they go to battle. Well-seasoned battle veterans.


"hipster" should be replaced with "inkster" because at every metal show it smells like new printing ink due to the surge in new patches added the day before.
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[Mar 17,2014 4:53pm - largefreakatzero ""]

Inspector%20Fagget said:
largefreakatzero said:How about someone pays me $180 to wear this foolish thing. Once. Where nobody can see me.

Then I light it on fire and cease to look like a fagget.



Battlevest or not you still look like a fagget.



Thanks for stepping up to the plate and hitting that slow-pitch softball, fagget.
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[Mar 17,2014 4:57pm - CurlyRed ""]

Yeti said:
arilliusbm said:CurlyRed, no, you're not alone. I always called them vests or denim jackets. The kids today toss around "battle jacket" all the damn time and it drives me nuts. It's a pissing contest to see how many patches they can fit of bands they don't own any albums of. Apparently they go to battle. Well-seasoned battle veterans.


"hipster" should be replaced with "inkster" because at every metal show it smells like new printing ink due to the surge in new patches added the day before.



Seems like too much work, why would anyone want to waste time sewing them on.
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[Mar 17,2014 6:26pm - largefreakatzero ""]
If you wanna try hard at metal, you need to try hard at sewing.
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[Mar 17,2014 6:52pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Nice costume.
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[Mar 17,2014 6:53pm - King Thünderstöol  ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL BREAK THUNDERSTEEL'S SPINE FOR WEARING A VEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Mar 17,2014 7:46pm - truth  ""]
no u won't Willey fagget
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[Mar 17,2014 10:08pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
This is children's clothing.
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[Mar 18,2014 7:36am - DYA is STARTING THE REACTOR  ""]
Did anybody else notice "ritualz.bigcartel?" haha
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[Mar 18,2014 8:53am - CurlyRed ""]

largefreakatzero said:If you wanna try hard at metal, you need to try hard at sewing.


lol I will get right on it then. There is no requirement to have listened to the music before I apply a patch correct?
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[Mar 18,2014 9:00am - Spence ""]

arilliusbm said:CurlyRed, no, you're not alone. I always called them vests or denim jackets. The kids today toss around "battle jacket" all the damn time and it drives me nuts. It's a pissing contest to see how many patches they can fit of bands they don't own any albums of. Apparently they go to battle. Well-seasoned battle veterans.


Never even heard the words "battle jacket" anywhere that wasn't on RTTP, to be perfectly honest.
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[Mar 18,2014 9:12am - arilliusbm ""]
MA Metalheads needs you, Spence.
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[Mar 18,2014 9:20am - Lugubrious Tears on cloven Hooves  ""]

arilliusbm said:MA Metalheads needs you, Spence.


ITT: Old Fags vs. New Fags
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[Mar 18,2014 9:32am - Spence ""]

arilliusbm said:MA Metalheads needs you, Spence.


MA Metalheads needs to not be a thing, ever.
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[Mar 18,2014 10:20am - Snowden ""]
I'll admit that the twist of this actually being an H&M mini-parka took me by surprise.
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[Mar 18,2014 3:44pm - RTTP DEPT OF LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY  ""]
Needs a HIM patch.
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[Mar 18,2014 4:26pm - hlrie ""]
It's a gawd damned patch jacket. There is no battle.
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[Mar 18,2014 4:28pm - RTTP DEPT OF LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY  ""]
A battle for self-respect in a cis-dominated world.
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[Mar 18,2014 6:03pm - Rim Tiley The Second  ""]
Wouldn't it be more appropriate to label and sell it as a "Men's BJ" ? that's about all they'll get wearing this piece of heinous gear.
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[Mar 18,2014 6:05pm - Rim Tiley The Second  ""]
My bad- nevermind. Thought this was a "Men's" jacket. Either way, anyone who buys this is undoubtedly Male by genetics and Female by common sense.
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[Mar 18,2014 6:05pm - Rim Tiley The Second  ""]
shut up spence you're just mad cause you got booted from the group for being a REAL faget
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[Mar 18,2014 10:44pm - RTTP DEPT OF LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY  ""]
Compared to gay sex, battle jackets are totally homo.
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[Mar 19,2014 3:51am - Lamp ""]

Spence said:
arilliusbm said:CurlyRed, no, you're not alone. I always called them vests or denim jackets. The kids today toss around "battle jacket" all the damn time and it drives me nuts. It's a pissing contest to see how many patches they can fit of bands they don't own any albums of. Apparently they go to battle. Well-seasoned battle veterans.


Never even heard the words "battle jacket" anywhere that wasn't on RTTP, to be perfectly honest.



This.
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[Mar 19,2014 7:56am - arilliusbm ""]
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut-off

Well then, it must be official. It's on Wikipedia.


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[Mar 19,2014 12:46pm - King Thünderstöol  ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYONE WITH A VEST DESERVES TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE ARE YOU THUNDERSTEEL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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[Mar 19,2014 1:20pm - Yeti ""]
no farts no care
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[Mar 19,2014 5:01pm - the_reverend ""]
more fartin
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[Mar 20,2014 6:40pm - Championship Melt Customer  ""]

grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said:All poser bands.

I'd like a grilled dickcheese sandwich with extra dick.
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[Mar 20,2014 7:18pm - conservationist ""]
#nbhnc


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