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lamp thinks 99% of stand up comedy sucks. post good stand up in this thread and make Lamp feel like an idiot

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[Jun 2,2014 2:16pm - Providence Poonhandler  ""]
Post good comedy please.
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[Jun 2,2014 2:27pm - the_reverend ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Jun 2,2014 3:18pm - Lamp ""]
NO. Louis CK fucking sucks. That guy is a rambling directionless fucking pussy with no balls. That guy is exactly the type of person I'm talking about when I say stand up sucks!

Also, lol @ my FB friends
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[Jun 2,2014 3:45pm - moot point  ""]
ITT: some things are funny to some people while not to others.

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[Jun 2,2014 3:54pm - xmikex ""]
Racists



bennyhillifier
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[Jun 2,2014 4:18pm - Lamp ""]

moot%20point said:ITT: some things are funny to some people while not to others.


Well yeah, does that really have to be stated explicitly?
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[Jun 2,2014 4:50pm - RTTP DEPARTMENT OF FAIL  ""]
Not funny.
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[Jun 2,2014 5:22pm - Burnsy ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Jun 2,2014 5:36pm - Burnsy ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Jun 2,2014 5:58pm - Lamp ""]
Mitch Hedberg is one of the reasons I said only 99% of stand up sucks, I actually like that guy a lot.
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[Jun 2,2014 11:54pm - Goatrider ""]

bennyhillifier


bennyhillifier

Also, Doug Stanhope is the man:


bennyhillifier
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[Jun 3,2014 12:16am - Hoser ""]
Bill Burr is the funniest comedian I've ever heard....hands fucking down.
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[Jun 3,2014 8:33am - arilliusbm ""]
I wonder what Mitch would be doing today..
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[Jun 3,2014 9:10am - the_reverend ""]
I was thinking that same exact thing.
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[Jun 3,2014 9:11am - the_reverend ""]
well,besides screaming to get out of his coffin.
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[Jun 3,2014 9:16am - arilliusbm ""]
I bet you Mitch would've had his own show. His style was so unique. I love his observational humor.
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[Jun 3,2014 9:26am - Hoser ""]
Hedberg was funny as hell, but I didn't care much for the stoner voice and he was always shaking on stage.
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[Jun 3,2014 10:30am - Eyeroller  ""]

arilliusbm said:I wonder what Mitch would be doing today..


Heroin.
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[Jun 3,2014 12:31pm - Lamp ""]

arilliusbm said:I bet you Mitch would've had his own show. His style was so unique. I love his observational humor.


The actual humor itself coupled with his delivery. It was the kind of humor where if you were sitting around with a group of friends telling jokes like that, at least half of them would be rolling their eyes and groaning, but knowing that just made him that much funnier to me.
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[Jun 3,2014 12:37pm - Lamp ""]
Anyway, I'm gonna try out a bunch of the shit posted in this thread right now. I don't WANT to believe 99% of stand up sucks, I just do.
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[Jun 3,2014 12:46pm - arilliusbm ""]

Goatrider said:[

bennyhillifier




Sorry, this wasn't funny at all.
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[Jun 3,2014 1:30pm - Burnsy ""]
Yeah, I wasn't feeling that one. MY NAME'S DAMIEN LIKE THE OMEN. LOOK AT TEH BAFFOMETT GUIZE! I'M EDGY!
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[Jun 3,2014 1:50pm - Goatrider ""]
Meh, most of his act is pure dick & fart type jokes. Still beats 'quirky' bullshit like that Zach Galapagos guy.


On another note, Rodney Dangerfield remains the king.


bennyhillifier
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[Jun 3,2014 2:02pm - Alx_Casket ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Jun 3,2014 4:11pm - Lamp ""]
Didn't crack a grin at Michael Winslow. Yeah he's talented with his voice but I don't think that talent really translates well into stand up. I could only take about five minutes of that Bill Burr shit before I had to shut it off, not even close to funny. I am enjoying Doug Stanhope so far though.
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[Jun 3,2014 4:17pm - Hoser ""]

Alx_Casket said:
bennyhillifier



This dude is just annoying. He's gonna rub his eye raw.
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[Jun 3,2014 4:48pm - Alx_Casket ""]
I'm inclined to agree with Lamp that most standup is just boring. As a kid I remember laughing at all this stuff but now it's just blah blah.
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[Jun 3,2014 5:39pm - Lamp ""]
The problem that I have with most of it is that it's the most shamelessly self-indulgent form of expression out there. Give me a guy like George Carlin who actually has something to say and is well nuanced and also has the ability to make it funny. With his performances, it was like the humor was secondary to the point he was making, but it worked so well.
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[Jun 3,2014 5:53pm - DOWN WITH WICKED MUSIC  ""]
BILL COSBY
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[Jun 3,2014 7:01pm - Burnsy ""]
That's why your critique of Louis CK makes no sense.
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[Jun 3,2014 9:17pm - Lamp ""]
My problem with Louis CK is that the dude apologizes for pretty much every single thing he says. Dude's a weiner.
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[Jun 4,2014 10:52am - Godcrusher ""]
Have you even listened to everything he's done? You can't base your shitty opinion on only a couple bits you heard.
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[Jun 5,2014 12:35am - BBoANP_nli  ""]

Lamp said:The problem that I have with most of it is that it's the most shamelessly self-indulgent form of expression out there.
Give me a guy like George Carlin who actually has something to say and is well nuanced and also has the ability to make it funny.
With his performances, it was like the humor was secondary to the point he was making, but it worked so well.



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[Jun 5,2014 1:27am - Unchain_The_Wolves ""]
Nobody will ever top George Carlin. I love hippie Carlin but it's all about the pissed off, grumpy Carlin.
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[Jun 6,2014 10:01am - Hoser ""]
Would anyone else agree with me that Dane Cook is the most UN-FUNNY person alive? I fucking can't stand him....he's terrible.
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[Jun 6,2014 10:38am - Alx_Casket ""]
Here's the real deal right here:

bennyhillifier
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[Jun 6,2014 11:13am - Goatrider ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Jun 6,2014 5:27pm - MotleyGrue ""]
Don Rickles fucking rules, best insult comic, though he was always funnier doing interviews/roasts.


bennyhillifier
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[Jun 9,2014 12:12pm - Dan Hammer  ""]
http://youtu.be/27WO9K-ZQ2g?t=20m

Listen up to the part where he talks about his wife cheating on him. This man is a genius.
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[Jun 26,2014 12:58pm - the_reverend ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Jun 26,2014 2:07pm - narkybark ""]
Norton is amazing on the radio and coming up with stuff off the cuff but his standup seems so much blander to me.


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