a very merry International Day Of Slayer to you![views:1429][posts:8]_____________________________________________ [Jun 6,2014 12:35am - Ahnus bin Jhenkemh ""] June 6, 2014 is the 9th International Day of Slayer! How to Celebrate Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car. Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home. Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment. Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer. DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants. Taking that participation to a problematic level Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer. Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot. Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries. Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway). Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer. :satancross: :NEWHORNS: :satancross: [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jun 6,2014 12:52am - Cool ""] nice job, faggots. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 6,2014 1:24am - spence ""] If I never hear a Slayer solo again in my life, it'll have not been anywhere nearly soon enough. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 6,2014 3:49am - Fix'd ""] spence said:Not liking a band that a lot of people like makes me a unique little snowflake. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 6,2014 4:44am - spence ""] I like plenty of popular bands, and I enjoy Slayer in small amounts. There's a reason I singled out the word "solo." |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 6,2014 9:11am - BIG BLACK COCK ""] BLACK POWER! |
| ________________________________________________________________ [Jun 6,2014 9:38am - RTTP DEPARTMENT OF SOAP OPERA ELEMENTS ""] Will big black cock end up spelling the end for Spence & Ryan? Will Slayer re-record their entire discography with a bunch of fruity Dream Theater arpeggios? Tune in next week! |
| ________________________________ [Jun 6,2014 10:54pm - xmikex ""] It's D Day you dipshits. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 7,2014 8:25pm - xgodzillax ""] on the day that this article speaks of, june 6th 2006, I rode around on the mbta blasting deicide. |