Cuddle Party[views:3265][posts:27]_______________________________________ [Jul 16,2004 12:23pm - dirteecrayon ""] http://www.cuddleparty.com theres a million things wrong with this but yet i'm quite intrigued! |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 16,2004 12:35pm - the_reverend ""] most people on this site wouldn't be allowed it attend... I bolded some of the rules Pajamas stay on the whole time. (as proved yesterday, no two people are not naked) No SEX. (Yep, you read that right.) (not an issue as most people here are too uncharming to ever woo someone into sex unless through the use of a) candy b) happy meals c) alcohol d) roofies) Ask for permission to kiss or nuzzle anyone. Make sure you can handle getting a no before you invite or request anyone to cuddle or kiss. If you're a yes, say yes. If you're a no, say no. If you're a maybe, say NO. You are encouraged to change your mind from a yes to a no, no to a yes anytime you want. NO DRY HUMPING! (subjagate dry humps just about anything) Communicate, communicate, communicate. If you're in a relationship, communicate and set your boundaries and agreements BEFORE you go to the Cuddle Party. Don't re-negotiate those agreements/boundaries during the Cuddle Party. (Trust us on this one.) Get your Cuddle Life Guard On Duty or Cuddle Caddy if there's a concern, problem, or question or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party. Crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged. Outside of your personal relationships, it's nobody's business who you cuddle, so please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties. Arrive on time. Be hygienically savvy. Clean up after yourself. Always say thank you and practice good Cuddle Manners. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 16,2004 12:36pm - the_reverend ""] "Announcing the All-Women's Cuddle Party, the third Wednesday of each month! Come and cuddle with us on July 21! See calendar for details. " ahahahahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 16,2004 12:40pm - succubus ""] lame |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 16,2004 12:45pm - dirteecrayon ""] hey rev, you should be a cuddle lifeguard or better yet a cuddle caddy! |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 16,2004 12:52pm - succubus ""] and that's even lame-ER |
| _______________________________ [Jul 16,2004 8:04pm - silky ""] crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged.......hahahahahaha!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 16,2004 8:28pm - Kalopsia ""] "Illegal drug use of any kind at a Cuddle Party is not cuddly. " that's one of the funniest things i've ever read |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 16,2004 9:37pm - dirteecrayon ""] "At a Cuddle Party, erections become Mother Nature's way of giving us the thumbs-up sign." |
| __________________________________ [Jul 16,2004 9:42pm - powerkok ""] can I cut a hole in my jammies, so my wang can hang out? |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 16,2004 10:43pm - dirteecrayon ""] powerkok said:can I cut a hole in my jammies, so my wang can hang out? Only if you're still able to give the thumbs up sign!!! |
| _________________________________ [Jul 16,2004 11:37pm - Abbath ""] can i come? i just want some body to hold me while i sleep, so i can stop screaming at night till i pass out ........ i'm so lonely <sniff, sniff> |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 17,2004 12:00am - dirteecrayon ""] if you're willing to shell out $30. you can get a hooker from chinatown for cheaper than that! |
| _________________________________ [Jul 17,2004 12:06am - retzam ""] Remember when you were six years old, and you andyour cousins all crawled into the top bunk and squealed and squirmed until your parents came in and had to quiet you all down? No... Or how about when you and your friends would make tents with the sofa cushions and whatever blankets mom would let you play with? Never did that... Remember how you'd make the tent and then all snuggle up inside playing with Lego and dolls? What the fuck?? |
| ________________________________ [Jul 17,2004 12:23am - silky ""] I'm considering showing up at the next cuddle party with an axe. who's down for a road trip? |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 17,2004 12:31am - dirteecrayon ""] remind me to not invite you when i throw my cuddle party. actual i think my cuddle party would just turn into one orgy |
| ________________________________ [Jul 17,2004 12:42am - silky ""] we can still cuddle with axes... and dry humping, lots of dry humping. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 17,2004 12:49am - dirteecrayon ""] doesn't dry humping cause chaffing? |
| ________________________________ [Jul 17,2004 12:53am - silky ""] I guess we'll find out, dude. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 17,2004 2:04am - the_reverend ""] an NO FAT CHICKS! they get silky in trouble. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 17,2004 2:16am - silky ""] unless it's my grandma. she's a world class cuddler. and her homemade ginger snaps will make you cum. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 17,2004 2:18am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Hey dirteecrayon, I am going to give you my "thumbs up" Saturday night! |
| _______________________________ [Jul 17,2004 2:20am - silky ""] you'd better lube up ahead of time. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 17,2004 4:48am - MyDeadDoll ""] wow is all i gotta say... i hate cuddling! just let me sleep and leave me the fuck alone! unless you have: a) candy b) happy meals c) alcohol d) roofies.... but, preferably candy |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 17,2004 10:07am - heimdall ""] wow man this is some kind of sick super perverted fetish where you dont even have sex, I bet people leave with such a bad case of blue balls I second the axe bit but only if it is battle axes |
| _________________________________ [Jul 17,2004 11:40am - retzam ""] Battle axes!!! Very very grim. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 18,2004 1:32am - MyDeadDoll ""] so, if i ever get around to visiting, i'll throw a cuddle party in my hotel room... everyone needs to bring a stuffed animal and happy meals... |
| ________________________________ [Jul 18,2004 1:58am - Abbath ""] i'll give a miillion dollars to the person that comes to my house right now and coo's me to sleep |