email from my boss~directed at me....[views:1492][posts:23]__________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 4:38pm - succubus ""] Ladies, As we are in the midst of casual summer HR has had to remind some of the ladies that work in our area about dress code. I've been asked to just give everyone a little note to remind everyone of the dress code so no one in the group has any trouble with HR or anyone else for that matter. So…some of the no-nos…. Midriff baring tops/pants. The new fashions are low on the hips pants and short shirts. Please remember these two do not go together well at work. Halter tops Low cut tops Tank tops Short shorts Short Skirts "beat up" jeans and such Tight clothing Here's the excerpt from the guidelines page: Generally, jeans, t-shirts and sneakers are not considered acceptable Business Casual Dress outside of manufacturing and product development areas. Unacceptable throughout the company are shorts; clothing that is faded, frayed or torn; any clothing that is too tight, too short or too revealing; sweatpants; tank tops or halter tops; baseball caps; and "flip-flops." Appropriate attire: Examples: Business Dress For Women Suit Dress blouse with slacks or skirt Dress Dress shoes Business Casual For Women Collared shirts and blouses Slacks, including dress khakis Skirts Blazer, sweater, sports coat Shoes Just to remind folks casual summer dress was at the discretion of our VP so it could be reversed if not followed. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 4:41pm - RustedAngel ""] that's so fucking gay, i'll never work for a company that doesn't allow casual dress. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 4:42pm - RustedAngel ""] oh yeah, and sis, what are you wearing? |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 4:43pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I want to work for a slave/prostitition company |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 4:44pm - RustedAngel ""] joe, move to compton. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 4:44pm - succubus ""] jeans and a tank top...but i have a an open blazer over.. she's a bitch because she has a fat belly....no one is allowed to show theirs (she's preggo btw) |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 4:46pm - RustedAngel ""] find the biggest plus size ugliest dress you can find and wear it... see what they say then. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 4:46pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] RustedAngel said:joe, move to compton. holbrook is practically the same thing. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 4:48pm - RustedAngel ""] my friend cayse was driving me around boston and she pointed out a prostitute and I missed it.... I was so angry. I don't think I've ever seen one in person? |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 4:49pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] yeah you have, prostitutes hang out around the corner from the chopping block |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 4:51pm - RustedAngel ""] hrmm, maybe I just don't have the eye for them... or I see em and say "damn that girls hot" hahahahah. next time I go to the CB you'll have to point some out for me. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 4:52pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] you definately don't think 'damn that girls hot' more like 'oh what the fuck! my eyes!' |
| __________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 6:25pm - Kalopsia ""] i say go to work naked |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 6:43pm - the_reverend ""] or "dude looks like a lady" |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 6:46pm - JellyFish ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I want to work for a slave/prostitition company work for GWAR |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 7:49pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] hahahahah!!! GWAR!!! Man i wish i could work for GWAR... |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 7:51pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] In like 10th grade my friend Chris and I couldn't go to see GWAR at Newbury Comics so we made fake flyers for it and had Chris's schizophrenic, crazy-ass 300 lb uncle pretend he was in GWAR and sign all these signatures. He drew a picture of a viking boat and a snake and wrote stuff like "ROCK ON!" We then made a checklist of "facts" about the event and a drawing of the store so we could have matching stories of our awesome trip to see GWAR. I still have the flyer. :D |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 7:58pm - JellyFish ""] hahaha that rules. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 8:47pm - MyDeadDoll ""] carina, you should propose a "pimps 'n hoes" dress day! |
| ________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 8:50pm - retzam ""] hahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 10:34pm - Dissector ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I want to work for a slave/prostitition company Wanna go into buisness with me? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 10:39pm - BornSoVile ""] EMC squared is whacked!! |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 10:43pm - succubus ""] after work we went to the AAC in milford...a group outing i still think it's messed up how much they spend on booze and appetizers... i had 2 drinks and a couple of meat free nachos...and 2 squares of cheese..everything else was chicken fingers, buffalo wings, etc,etc, |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 11:37pm - BornSoVile ""] do they drive you guys in company vans and with designated drivers? ya'll should get tattoes together some drukend night. |