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Your Daily Dose Of Hipster Garbage with a big time LOL music video

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[Feb 20,2016 1:25pm - Victory Records  ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Feb 20,2016 1:35pm - Enquiring faggets  ""]
Ugh. A more apt video would just be these fruits giving each other handsies.
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[Feb 20,2016 10:12pm - ClothespinnedDick  ""]
Fucking played out theme. Cemetery. Angel statue. A robe. Candle. A slut. Oh mournful, mournful. Wtf are they mourning? The creativity and talent they never had? Church. Monk robe. Same scene set to the same interchangeable shittier than shitty "metal". Get the fuck over it and yourselves. Its not shocking or even mildly badass.
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[Feb 20,2016 11:26pm - palladium corpsepaint  ""]
hail the true northern underground!
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[Feb 21,2016 7:38am - ClothespinnedDick  ""]
What exactly is true, northern, or underground about that video? Is this guy for real enjoying that garbage
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[Feb 21,2016 11:59pm - Hoser ""]
Solo at the 2:00 mark is epic, the chorus melody is epic, the whatever that is vocals are epic, and the Coldplay-esque cleans in the bridge are epic.
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[Feb 21,2016 11:59pm - Hoser ""]
Holy shit this is GARBAGE
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[Feb 22,2016 8:36am - ClothespinnedDick  ""]
That shit was dumber than Dave Grohl making a public statement about how pop music today has no meaning...as if the Foo Fighters are somehow outside of that cancer causinh genre. Right.
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[Feb 22,2016 2:40pm - palladium corsepaint  ""]
dave grohl does more for true undergournd black metal than anyone else alive. he knew curt kobain who died in his arms, their last time teogether was listening to a truely filthy black metal record. it was so intense that curt decieded to kill himself as a tribute to the black satanists hordes!!!!!!


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[Feb 22,2016 2:50pm - Wise old man on a hill  ""]
How does a ghost take a bath?
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[Feb 22,2016 3:14pm - FYI  ""]
this is the band who tried to pass it off that they were from China- refused to give names blah blah blah to seem super edgy. "Don't wanna play 'black metal' in China with the government- these guys must be real bad asses!" then Kim Kelly (of all people) exposed them as just some random hispters from North Dakota. the public was velvet cacoon'd again for a brief period of time.
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[Feb 22,2016 3:16pm - FYI followup  ""]
WIKI: When asked why the band did not correct the media reporting that the band was from China, Mikula claimed that it was an issue of privacy and further stated "We refused to correct people because we do not wish to put actual faces onto our music. It is our wish as a band to connect to all human beings."

Well, that didn't last long. Dudes face is plastered all over that video looking like some budget Lord Worm
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[Feb 22,2016 3:21pm - New England Seafood  ""]
kim kelly is singlehandedly plumbing the depths of the false metal scene. pulitzer prize incoming!

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[Feb 22,2016 10:36pm - Not Fake  ""]
"north dakota. its practically china."
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[Feb 23,2016 8:22am - King Tard  ""]
Fake
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[Feb 24,2016 10:26am - Hoser ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Feb 29,2016 8:45pm - Biannual post by a fag  ""]
The saddest thing is garbage like this continues to get signed. First I wrestled a bear once, now Ghostbath. Hipster fags are running metal these days friends, accept it, npr is debuting albums for fuck sakes, a site called brooklyn vegan is somehow a credible metal resource. All this trendfuck terrible shoegaze black metal just shows a general lack of metal history knowledge, and these new faggets making no attempt to learn it before claiming shit is innovative. fuck.

fuck

fuck....
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[Feb 29,2016 10:38pm - Rttp peanut factory  ""]
Hipster = BIG NOBODY
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[Dec 29,2018 2:41pm - Nice blowjob job  ""]

Hoser said:
bennyhillifier




This is good. I hope they do a US tour and I can catch them at Once or alchemy.
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[Jun 7,2020 9:02pm - EYEWRESTING A CHAIR  ""]
Why talk shit on wresting bear, that shit was on fire 10 years ago.


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