MAC SABBATH announces tour[views:1858][posts:1]______________________________________ [Jul 25,2016 9:30pm - the_reverend ""] The kings of "extra cheesy" metal covers, MAC SABBATH, are back this September to slay you with their fast food-themed renditions of Black Sabbath anthems. Dubbed the "Clown Power Tour" 2016, MAC SABBATH will be joined by equally mesmerizing one-man, painted Elvis Presley project, Clownvis Presley, originally discovered on Season 5 of America's Got Talent. Blissfully unaware of his own tour package, Ronald Osbourne unnervingly offered, "The clown Elvis bloke? Yes I know him, we clown folk stick together, he's a magical mate with a show like nothing I've....What the bloody hell? On our tour??? You got to be kidding me! Who does he think he is! But you realize I'm the clown ozzzzzzz--" "... Sorry, I think what Ronald is trying to say here is that MAC SABBATH will be joining forces with Clownvis Presley for a magical fun-tastic experience this summer on the Clown Power Tour 2016," interjected manager Mike Odd, laughing nervously as he tightened Osbourne's straightjacket. The "Clown Power Tour" 2016 begins on August 25th in Las Vegas, NV and will run for about a month, ending in Tucson, AZ on September 17th. The band will perform a one-off show in Los Angeles on August 5th. See below for a full listing of MAC SABBATH tour dates. MAC SABBATH Tour Dates: 8/5 - Los Angeles, CA @ The Regent Theatre "Clown Power Tour" 2016 Dates: 8/25 - Las Vegas, NV @ Hard Rock Hotel 8/27 - Denver, CO @ Marquis Theatre 8/28 - Lincoln, NE @ Bourbon Theatre 8/30 - Green Bay, WI @ Lyric Room 8/31 - Detroit, MI @ Populux 9/1 - Pittsburgh, PA @ The Rex Theater 9/2 - Philadelphia, PA @ Underground Arts 9/3 - Asbury, Park, NJ @ House of Independents 9/4 - Rochester, NY @ The Montage Music Hall 9/5 - Burlington, VT @ Club Metronome 9/7 - Silver Spring, MD @ The Fillmore Silver Spring 9/8 - New York, NY @ The Gramercy Theatre 9/9 - Augusta, NJ @ Sussex County Fairgrounds 9/10 - Northampton, MA @ Pearl Street Ballroom 9/12 - Chicago, IL @ House of Blues 9/13 - Waterloo, IA @ Spicoli's 9/14 - Lawrence, KS @ Jackpot Music Hall 9/15 - Colorado Springs, CO @ Black Sheep 9/16 - Albuquerque, NM @ Launchpad 9/17 - Tucson, AZ @ Club Congress (NO Clownvis Presley) Mixing raucous comedy with borderline-horrific theatrics, the only thing more petrifying than impending health problems resulting from years of overeating is a MAC SABBATH show. Show attendees should be prepared to partake in the fun - MAC SABBATH puts on a theatrical, multimedia stage show - complete with a smoking grill, laser-eyed clowns, bouncing burgers and many more magical surprises... basically anything and everything an unwary show-goer could ever want in their wildest dreams. |
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