Everyone Point And Laugh: CSDO Puts Slayer and Metallica logos on a flyer for their own show[views:10631][posts:29]________________________________ [Jan 6,2017 10:14pm - xmikex ""] [img] LOL Checklist (and please let me know if I've missed anything): _ Dipshit flyer artist spelling "Powel Metal." Is Herb Powell hosting it? Can I drive The Homer to it? It's five letters. How hard is that? _ CSDO, who has been around for 500 years, finding it necessary to list their "influences" on a flyer because that's a thing now? _ Old man wasted-your-life desperation so think you can barely breathe in seeing grown men force Slayer, Iron Maiden and Metallica logos onto their flyer hoping someone might get confused enough to wander into the show looking for the Metallica concert. _ The show being held at a 3 star family restaurant in Plaistow, New Hampshire (Yelp says avoid the prime rib au jus). Did Applebees want to big of a cut of the pay to play action? _ The fact that CSDO will probably get another high school band to agree to pay to open the show, cancel, and then spark threats of a "lawsuit" (LOLOLOLOL) for not paying $718 to a show that made -$6. _ Notable Powel Metal legends Metallica. _ The continued belief that CSDO is a real band. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 6,2017 10:19pm - susurrate ""] 10/10 |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 6,2017 10:21pm - susurrate ""] Nitpicking but the flyer creator couldn't even align the clip-art skulls properly. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 6,2017 10:23pm - xmikex ""] Link to oldie but goodie discussion on Eric Paone's legal prowess, threatening to sue a bunch of teenagers for not playing his show. http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?for...8382&highlight=D.R.I.&menushowset=F |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 7,2017 10:47am - NH Paonefaggotry ""] xmikex owes me $718 for defamation of Eric Paine's character. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 7,2017 12:46pm - Marty McFly ""] You're gonna need a time machine to see this show, apparently. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 7,2017 12:48pm - susurrate ""] Marty%20McFly said:You're gonna need a time machine to see this show, apparently. HA!!! went right over my head |
| _________________________________ [Jan 7,2017 8:01pm - Raynard ""] Can Invericrux get on this? Influences are Alice Cooper |
| _____________________________ [Jan 7,2017 8:07pm - Lol ""] Lol flier says 2016!!! |
| _____________________________ [Jan 7,2017 8:10pm - Lol ""] They fixed the date,but left POWEL METAL |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 7,2017 8:23pm - Bill S. Preston Esquire ""] Get in the booth, dude. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 8,2017 12:09pm - Not Fake ""] they went out of their way to make the worst flyer possible. that shows some real initiative |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 8,2017 6:05pm - CSDOPQRSTUVWXYZzzzzzzzz ""] Paone is the biggest waste of life I've ever met. Ugly chud "girl"friend, republican thrashdad politics, and somehow, against all logic and reason, a band that continues to forge on, despite the fact that they suck worse than they used to, which was quite a lot, every fucking year. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 8,2017 6:13pm - 12 year old Powel Metal Fan ""] What time does metallica go on?!? my mom has to pick me up from the show afterwards and needs to know. also the prime rib is actually pretty good. my gramps asked me to get some to go for him. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2017 6:50pm - ADDED TO EVENT PAGE ""] 12%20year%20old%20Powel%20Metal%20Fan said:What time does metallica go on?!? my mom has to pick me up from the show afterwards and needs to know. also the prime rib is actually pretty good. my gramps asked me to get some to go for him. ADDED TO EVENT PAGE KID |
| __________________________________ [Jan 8,2017 7:51pm - susurrate ""] fuck this i'm going to buffalo wild wings |
| _______________________________ [Jan 8,2017 8:53pm - xmikex ""] A part of me thought it was maybe just an old flyer (because who really gives a shit what this band is up to when they're not publicly tripping over their own dicks). Getting the year wrong and fixing it with a bigger font is cash money. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 8,2017 10:29pm - Scott_Malkinson ""] [img] I'm Scott Malkinson and I love powel metal. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 9,2017 8:12am - I love Powel Metal ""] Powel Metal forever!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 9,2017 10:00am - NH Brufaggotry ""] I'll bet that faggot Duncan is going to this. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 9,2017 8:42pm - Pires ""] this venue looks legit... http://www.racksplaistow.com/ |
| ______________________________________________________ [Jan 10,2017 8:43am - I gots to get me some metil ""] Metallica Slayer and Iron Maiden all for $6? Hell yeah! |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 10,2017 11:09am - Mr. Reasonable ""] I thought "Powel Metal" might've been an asian thing. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 10,2017 11:14am - Shots fired ""] I thought this was a Metal New England show at first. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 10,2017 2:59pm - Asian Metal Fan ""] VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWEL =^________^= |
| _________________________________ [Jan 18,2017 2:55pm - B.L.K. ""] Candy striper books their own shows. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 18,2017 3:07pm - Butt Drugs ""] This is exactly what happens when you take drugs incorrectly, kids. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 20,2017 12:00pm - killer kadoogan ""] holy shit it's like i never stopped posting here |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 28,2019 5:27am - EliseGibson ""] Stupid filtered SPAMBOT post: 5.62.60.223 |
| __________________________________________________ [Sep 3,2019 1:07am - CANDY STRIPPER DETH OGRY ""] WE DEMANDS THIS GETS TAKEN DOWN BECAUSE WE ARE A REAL BAND AND THOSE ARE OUT INFLUENCES AND IF YOU DONT THINK WE ARE ONE OF THE BEST OR AT LEAST BETTER POWEL METAL BANDS IN NEW ENGLAND THEN U HAVEN' T BEEN IN THE SCENE LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW ANYTHING. WE HAVEBEEN AROUND SINCE MID 90S AND BEEN KICKSINGS ALL ASSES ALONG THE WAY. A BIG FU TO U PUNKS AND DICKS |