NEW RALLY AT METALFEST[views:2787][posts:5]________________________________ [Mar 5,2003 12:19pm - xmikex ""] This sudden outpour of political expression has inspired me to take up my own cause. [img] thats right. SAAC - Satanists Against Alvin and the Chipmunks We are protesting the atrocity that is Alvin and the Chipmunks. I mean look at them they're supposed to be chipmunks but they talk like people.....BLASPHEMY! I mean just what the hell are they because they're clearly not human. They live in a house with a guy named Dave. He's not married. He doesn't have a girlfriend. I'd say that makes him a homosexual......no!.....worse!......he's a pedophile. He makes Theodore fondle his genitals in the shower. They're always singing about Japanese bananas......thats a code word for Communisim! And that line about "I just want a hoolahoop" yeah, right buddy like I don't know what THAT means. So come join our protest. SAAC sponsored by SMAC, and possibly CAC. We'll have refreshments, and plenty of pamphlets on proper masterbation techniques. SEE YOU AT THE RALLY FUCK HITLER CUZ IT'S ALL ABOUT SATAN |
| _____________________________ [Mar 5,2003 2:47pm - nick ""] nice graphic |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 6,2003 12:19am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] where can i sign up?! |
| _______________________________ [Mar 6,2003 1:58am - xmikex ""] the first annual SAAC rally has gained sponsorship from the following organizations: Dave's Tuna The YKK Zipper Corporation The Lamda Lamda Lamda fraternity and the World Church of SATAN so watch your fucking step |
| _________________________________ [Mar 7,2003 7:56am - xmikex2 ""] finally someone bring down the real problem is in american its not minority's its singing chipmunks |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 7,2003 9:38pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] if they covered bathory and dark angel then they wouldnt be so bad.. but... "uptown girl"? come on... that is just asking for deportation:point: |