I need a name for something....maybe you all can help out.
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[Aug 2,2004 2:10am - hoser ""]
What do you call those little balls of toilet paper that get lodged in / around your mud dot after you take a poo on a hot sweaty summer day.....????
[Aug 2,2004 2:17am - hoser ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........
My girlfriend calls them "Grogans"...hahahahahahhahahaha
[Aug 2,2004 2:44am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
dinkleberries, my friend.
those are dinkleberries.
[Aug 2,2004 2:50am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Wrong, they are called dingleberries.
Dingleberries, my friend.
[Aug 2,2004 2:55am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
i like to poop a lot
[Aug 2,2004 2:56am - dirteecrayon ""]
toiletpaper?!?!?
bah use baby wipes or wet ones to wipe your bum!
leaves your ass feeling clean and refreshed...
[Aug 2,2004 3:03am - OFD ""]
no guys dingleberries are balls of feces dangling from your asshair. i think the TP spots are limp bizkit's new album cover?
[Aug 2,2004 7:52am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
AUTOPSY_666 said:Wrong, they are called dingleberries.
Dingleberries, my friend.
correct!
[Aug 2,2004 8:23am - Lynneaus ""]
OFD said:no guys dingleberries are balls of feces dangling from your asshair.
this man is right.
i think the balls of tp are a sign that its time to buy a different kind of tp
[Aug 2,2004 8:24am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
dingleberries as actually a blend of feces and TP, or one of the two.
[Aug 2,2004 8:50am - the_reverend ""]
dingleberries are named from the shit on the ass of a lamb that gets caught in their wool.
unless you have the enchanted magic forest down there, you shouldn't be getting balls of anything stuck down there.
[Aug 2,2004 8:56am - succubus ""]
i'm glad to say i am not familiar with this phenomenon
[Aug 2,2004 1:51pm - dirteecrayon ""]
Lynneaus said:i think the balls of tp are a sign that its time to buy a different kind of tp
or to start using baby wipes. don't knock it till you try it!
[Aug 2,2004 1:52pm - deadhooker ""]
yah dingleberries are little poop clumps stuck to boy's ass hair. cause girls dont poop.
[Aug 2,2004 1:54pm - dirteecrayon ""]
girls dont have ass hair and if you do then you're prolly not a girl!
[Aug 2,2004 1:57pm - succubus ""]
i have nothing further to add to the female ass talk esp since my asshole won some poll thingy on rttp =)
[Aug 2,2004 2:25pm - dirteecrayon ""]
toot toot!
[Aug 2,2004 2:32pm - succubus ""]
lmao
(no oun intended on the a)
[Aug 2,2004 3:45pm - Dissector ""]
I thought dingleberries were the actual poopies that still to your ass hair around the whole.
[Aug 2,2004 3:47pm - hoser ""]
I dunno...but if I buy like Charmin or that other creamy soft toilet paper....I end up with an asshole full of happy balls. Then I find them on the rug in my bedroom and bathroom. It's pretty messed up....I'm going to start using Bounty, the quicker picker upper.
[Aug 2,2004 3:48pm - hoser ""]
Oh and rottencrayon or whatever......doesn't it bother you running around with a wet ass?
[Aug 2,2004 4:20pm - dugoxistance ""]
GRUNDLES
[Aug 2,2004 4:41pm - My_Dying_Bride ""]
hikoto ninja bombs
[Aug 2,2004 4:47pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
baby wipes rule
[Aug 2,2004 7:03pm - attendmyrequiem ""]
dugoxistance said:GRUNDLES
the grundle is the area between your balls and asshole, so grundles would just be more than one of those.
dingleberries are shit that gets stuck to your ass hair. it has nothing to do with TP. You get dingleberries from not wiping.
[Aug 2,2004 10:48pm - OFD ""]
i do have the enchanted forest in my asshole.it sucks.sometimes when i sit down it pulls on my anus and hurts extremely bad.and if im in public it is very difficult to adjust myself with out looking insanely weird.i need a wax job but that seems latently homoerotic to me.
[Aug 2,2004 11:29pm - dyingmuse ""]
who wipes?
who keeps track anyway?
[Aug 4,2004 8:17am - Korpse-l- ""]
i call the left over mess on the toilet seat after wiping... SHIT BALLS
[Aug 4,2004 8:34am - dirteecrayon ""]
hoser said:Oh and rottencrayon or whatever......doesn't it bother you running around with a wet ass?
Are you illiterate?!?! It's dirteecrayon not rottencrayon!
FYI: after wiping your ass with baby wipes, the "wetness" instantly dries!
looks like you learned something new
zing!