First time in a strip club last night
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[Aug 5,2004 11:42am - armageddonday ""]
Stormy's birthday started off at the Safari Lounge which was empty exept a bunch of metalheads (us). When the bar closed they decided to go at the strip club, so I went along. Free for girls so that was cool...started drinking overpriced shitty beer, then a girl that was with us brought me next to the stage, and I got a dance! By a women! Not a lap dance, just a small thing, obviously I didn't have any cash, the lady who brought me there gave me some so I had the delicious opportunity to put the bill in the dancer's undies...cleaned shaved pussy.
After that I went to their ATM which charged $5 but I needed a beer.
Very interesting evening.
The music sucked, it was mostly R&B (good R&B but still), a club like that with metal/rock probably kicks ass.
[Aug 5,2004 11:45am - retzam ""]
Hahahaha $5 for the ATM. That is brilliant.
[Aug 5,2004 11:45am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Anne loves females
[Aug 5,2004 11:53am - succubus ""]
she loves me
[Aug 5,2004 11:53am - succubus ""]
and i love her too
[Aug 5,2004 11:54am - succubus ""]
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[Aug 5,2004 11:55am - retzam ""]
I don't think I could ever drink anything in a strip club. I'd be too afraid of STDs floating around in the drink.
[Aug 5,2004 11:59am - Josh_hates_you ""]
retzam said:Hahahaha $5 for the ATM. That is brilliant.
ha. usualy they dont let you take out less than $50 either.
[Aug 5,2004 12:04pm - retzam ""]
Wonderful
[Aug 5,2004 12:06pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
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[Aug 5,2004 12:10pm - retzam ""]
hahahahahahahahahhhaahahhahaha
[Aug 5,2004 12:14pm - succubus ""]
LMAO
[Aug 5,2004 12:14pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
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[Aug 5,2004 12:14pm - the_reverend ""]
excellent use of photoshop.
[Aug 5,2004 12:15pm - succubus ""]
hahaha
[Aug 5,2004 12:28pm - armageddonday ""]
hahahahahahah....people in the store and I'm laughing out loud in here...and these pictures are not really to my advantage too...or something
[Aug 5,2004 12:30pm - dirteecrayon ""]
very DIY joe!!!
lovely
[Aug 5,2004 12:31pm - succubus ""]
armageddonday said:hahahahahahah....people in the store and I'm laughing out loud in here...and these pictures are not really to my advantage too...or something
i'm at work and started laughing out loud too..i look zombieish in the second and stoned in the first
hahahaha
[Aug 5,2004 12:33pm - dirteecrayon ""]
carina,
where is the picture taken?
i like the walls...
[Aug 5,2004 12:34pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Thats my bedroom
[Aug 5,2004 12:36pm - dirteecrayon ""]
the bedroom in your dreams?
along with the huge penis?
j/k
[Aug 5,2004 12:39pm - succubus ""]
boxofknives
RIP
[Aug 5,2004 12:39pm - succubus ""]
sorry DC, i was answering you but i didn't quote yer question
[Aug 5,2004 12:39pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
the huge penis is in your dreams
[Aug 5,2004 12:41pm - dirteecrayon ""]
was i wearing my glasses?
[Aug 5,2004 12:42pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
AW YEAH
[Aug 5,2004 12:50pm - dirteecrayon ""]
armageddonday said: a club like that with metal/rock probably kicks ass.
someone should start one pronto!!!
subjugate can hire all the girls
joe/notcommon can book the bands
[Aug 5,2004 12:56pm - armageddonday ""]
...and I can just be there keeping the bar busy
[Aug 5,2004 1:17pm - the_reverend ""]
joe's going to harrasing all the girls... I'm not sure he'll have time to book bands.
also, BOE could never play cause mike sweatpants disco would be too busy creating perverted barbie dolls and mailing them to the dancers.
[Aug 5,2004 1:20pm - succubus ""]
and the rev can play boggle with me
[Aug 5,2004 2:13pm - dirteecrayon ""]
harassing?
more like stalking
[Aug 5,2004 2:14pm - succubus ""]
i meant boggle me and charge admission
[Aug 5,2004 2:26pm - dirteecrayon ""]
i need a job too!
[Aug 5,2004 2:53pm - Christraper ""]
fuck i wish i had gone. i had to leave early so id actually get up the next morning.
[Aug 5,2004 2:53pm - Christraper ""]
plus the girl i was trying to hook up with was already taken
[Aug 5,2004 2:59pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
dirteecrayon said:i need a job too!
dancer
[Aug 5,2004 3:48pm - armageddonday ""]
If I remember correctly the girl you were trying to hook up with at Safari was the girl who pay me the dance (I think)
[Aug 5,2004 3:51pm - the_reverend ""]
haha, christraper got the cock block
[Aug 5,2004 3:51pm - Christraper ""]
armageddonday said:If I remember correctly the girl you were trying to hook up with at Safari was the girl who pay me the dance (I think)
cute little chinese girl with the pink shirt?
[Aug 5,2004 3:52pm - Christraper ""]
the_reverend said:haha, christraper got the cock block
the dude wasnt there but yea....christraper got shot down. it happens.
[Aug 5,2004 4:01pm - succubus ""]
well i heard you were cute so you shoul have no trouble finding someone single
[Aug 5,2004 4:04pm - JoeDavolla ""]
The first time I went to a Nudie Bar was back in 1994.It was a place called the Fuzzy Grape.They had 18+ nights on Monday.I beleave it was in Webster,MA.I doubt its still there.I like to go to Macs 2 in Billerica,MA once every few months.Theres a girl there named Mia thats fucking BEAUTIFUL.But since theres no more smoking allowed in bars and clubs in MA I wont be going there anytime soon.Your better off gettin some porn or downloading pics of nude chicks on the web.Its cheaper.
[Aug 5,2004 4:04pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
he is cute, i almost turned gay at the mere sight of him
[Aug 5,2004 4:08pm - Christraper ""]
why thank you Carina but its not nearly as easy as it sounds. i hardly have any free time being in two bands so when i actually do go out im usually drunk and in no condition to meet anyone. And on top of that im always with my band and Anne knows well enough that something stupid is bound to happen whenever we go out.
[Aug 5,2004 4:08pm - succubus ""]
i have no clue of what he looks like ..just what i heard..but i didn't know you went that way joe!
why do all guys want my man
[Aug 5,2004 4:09pm - Christraper ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:he is cute, i almost turned gay at the mere sight of him
fuck really? i was gonna ask for your number....
:ralphie:
[Aug 5,2004 4:14pm - succubus ""]
Christraper said:why thank you Carina but its not nearly as easy as it sounds. i hardly have any free time being in two bands so when i actually do go out im usually drunk and in no condition to meet anyone. And on top of that im always with my band and Anne knows well enough that something stupid is bound to happen whenever we go out.
2 bands? which ones?
[Aug 5,2004 4:18pm - Christraper ""]
horn of valere and esuriem (ex-sorcery)
[Aug 5,2004 4:37pm - succubus ""]
that's cool, i'm sure that keeps you busy!
i haven't seen either of your bands yet though
[Aug 5,2004 4:53pm - Christraper ""]
succubus said:that's cool, i'm sure that keeps you busy!
i haven't seen either of your bands yet though
thats ok. nobody ever comes to our shows
[Aug 5,2004 5:18pm - armageddonday ""]
that is maybe because you don't flyer for them...