bad parenting picture(s) - NWS!!![views:17079][posts:38]_____________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 1:13am - the_reverend ""] my mom sent me this [img] |
| _______________________________ [Aug 9,2004 1:14am - Abbath ""] that's almost makes me want to cry thanks for ruining my night rev |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 1:14am - BornSoVile ""] i'd buy a print of number 2. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 9,2004 1:15am - Blue ""] thats hilarious. its now my wallpaper. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 1:17am - the_reverend ""] I have two others, but I have to connect to work to post them... maybe I will... |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 2:03am - the_reverend ""] what you reap is what you sow [img] |
| _________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 2:06am - succubus ""] you should state your mom didn't send you this lmao so sick... |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 2:13am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Hahahahahah. "Honey, this is where babies come from." |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 2:15am - the_reverend ""] there is one more in that set.. but I can't find it right now. it's the one with the kid in the back seat. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 2:19am - succubus ""] you showed me them both but i totally did not notice the kid in the other one right away |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 2:30am - the_reverend ""] that's why you get when you try to raise a kid in a tiny apartment. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 3:04am - MyDeadDoll ""] the ducklings are cute! the other pictures is just like... yick. poor kid had learned first hand that mommy's a slut. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 3:09am - the_reverend ""] I think he's already proof of that, no? |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 3:10am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] it's kinda hot. you know, kinda. I mean not totally. but kinda hot... maybe hotter without the kid...kid's kinda creepy...nice J space though... good pose... I mean can't knock it, wish the kid wasn't there, you get the idea... (shrugs) |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 3:11am - MyDeadDoll ""] umm... guess that's true. know what would make the picture better? if the kid was half black. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 3:11am - MyDeadDoll ""] i just noticed... i think the bitch is wearing knee pads... |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 3:13am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] no those are her undies. I know this cause i took the picture. and the kid IS half-black. hahhaha man I was just about to say something hilarious because in a perfect world, everyone would realize it doesn't make any sense, but in the real world people wouldn't get it and just let all sorts of horrific imagery come to mind. what a country! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 3:16am - MyDeadDoll ""] what were you gonna say?? |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 3:18am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] "guess which half" |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 3:19am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] she's got an extensive hat collection by the bed. for presto-chango hat changing? I usually swap my caps before I go to sleep, too |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 3:19am - MyDeadDoll ""] now i understand your previous explanation |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 3:21am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] yeah I recycle jokes. for instance, if I said "the kid isn't half bad" i would also say "guess which half" this is why it is hilarious to me, because everyone comes up for their own reasoning as to what I might have meant, when in reality I am enamored with recycling humor. I got a long list of jokes just like that one. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 3:34am - MyDeadDoll ""] but they all have the same punch line |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 6:21pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] the_reverend said:what you reap is what you sow [img] thats hot |
| _________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 8:26pm - succubus ""] hot? i think NOT her fake nails are gross and she's got a huge gaping hole and her asshole looks dirty (unless it's hair..in which case..GROSS) that poor kid... |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 8:33pm - the_reverend ""] wow, it looks like scotch tape on her nails |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 8:45pm - the_reverend ""] oh, I found the other one... [img] bad parenting take 3... |
| _________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 8:46pm - succubus ""] this is why people should be allowed to have abortions and in some cases..forced |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 9:15pm - christraper ""] thats not the same kid is it? |
| ________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 10:27pm - assuck ""] i hope so |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 10:34pm - the_reverend ""] my friend hit a whole family of geese (like 6 goslings) as they were crossing the road. he felt really bad and won himself a ticket to hell. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 10:38pm - assuck ""] i used to play goose foot ball in a field in chelmsford. basically consisted of chasing geese and trying to kick them before they ran away. i kinda felt bad, but they got me back by shitting everywhere in the field so i ran through it next time. damn geese outsmarted me... |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 10:40pm - the_reverend ""] "hey someone dropped a cigar" |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 10:49pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] why would you do it in front of your kid? though when I was like 4 I wished people would do it in front of me. Just not my parents...or my mom with a stranger... |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 10:50pm - the_reverend ""] what about if it were for $$ and you could get a new wookie out of it? |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 10:55pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] yeah I dunnow it's kinda hot...this whole thing is like, weird. It's dirty, yet oh-so-sweet. and a new wookie? now you're talking my language! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 9,2004 11:02pm - the_reverend ""] oh, I think I bent my wookie. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 9,2007 10:23am - Ressurection_Zombie ""] Arrrghhhhh Threaaads grrrrrraarrrraaa |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 9,2007 10:27am - goatcatalyst ""] the_reverend said:what you reap is what you sow [img] oh, Doctor! looks like honey is gonna harvest herself a Henry [img] ps - isn't alliteration grand? |