ants stole my weed[views:1668][posts:18]_________________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 12:54pm - Josh_hates_you ""] two weeks ago i had an eighth of nuggets dissappear. i put them in the same spot everyday so how could it grow legs and walk away? well today i cleaned out under my bed to find alot of ants gathering around old candy and uder one paper there was about 1000 seeds that have been broken open and had the insides eaten out(i throw seeds on the floor) and next to the pile of seeds was my missing eighth. the bag had 100's os little bite marks in it since it must have taken alot of ants to move the bag 8 feet across my room. those ants must have been real stoned for a long time. true story. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 12:56pm - dirteecrayon ""] you should snort the ants! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 12:57pm - christraper ""] i cant tell you how many times my dog ate my pot. cant say i ever had ants steal it though.... |
| _________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 12:57pm - retzam ""] hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is brilliant |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 1:02pm - Josh_hates_you ""] dirteecrayon said:you should snort the ants! if i was in a gross out contest with motley crue then id do it |
| ________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 1:03pm - assuck ""] that was a great story |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 1:18pm - the_reverend ""] I'm betting you still smoked it. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 16,2004 1:43pm - hoser ""] Too fucking funny.....stoned ants. So, did they aeat all of your corn pops because they had the munchies afterwards? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 2:02pm - Siberian ""] That's a great story. My bassist recently had someone loot through his car and steel a half eight out of his ashtray (Brad rarely even smokes let alone buying herb). They overlooked a wallet, a checkbook, two huge books of CDs and a bunch of guitar cables and shit??????? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 2:08pm - the_reverend ""] sounds like an inside job. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 2:58pm - Josh_hates_you ""] hoser said:Too fucking funny.....stoned ants. So, did they aeat all of your corn pops because they had the munchies afterwards? no they where eating nerds left over from halloween yes rev i am still in the process of smoking the new found eighth abducted by ants |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 3:04pm - the_reverend ""] yatzi! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 3:08pm - sacreligion ""] that's absolutely ridiculous...reminds me of the time my dog tried to eat my bowl...somehow he managed to get his lazy ass onto my bureau and i found him knocking it off so he could get to it...fuckin pothead! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 3:15pm - Siberian ""] Yeah Rev, gotta be an inside job. Too guilty to steal money and CDs, but they'll steal a part-time pothead's weed. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 3:27pm - the_reverend ""] well... if you steal your friends CDs and Guitar cables, they will see them. if you steal someone's weed.. I mean, whos going to look at it and say "hey, that's my weed" |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 3:29pm - Siberian ""] Exactly! And of all people to steal from, Brad's gotta be the chillest dude I've ever met. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 4:06pm - swamplorddvm ""] Never trust Ants with the munchies. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 4:09pm - the_reverend ""] it looks like you pulled a homer. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 4:43pm - MyDeadDoll ""] someone needs to clean their bedroom. |