Why you should get a whiff of the back of my balls (a love story)[views:1701][posts:6]_______________________________ [Aug 23,2004 9:15pm - Hoser ""] The back of my balls could make your dreams come true. Here's why: 1.) The flavor lasts longer than bubble gum. 2.) You'll always remember that "tickling" feeling on your nose whenever you think about the special time that you and my balls shared, the memories will bring a smile to your face. 3.) They closely resemble your old pal Shep's balls. Remember Shep? Your 1st pup? He's in Heaven now, with those same cute fuzzy balls dangling below his funstar. 4.) Just like your best friend, they could really use a lift when thry're down. And just like that friend, they'll sign your yearbook with things like, "I'll always remember how you helped me when I was down....May life bring you all of the joy that you brought me." 5.) Lastly, my balls dream too. You will never be forgotten by my balls, or more specifically the back of them; The Medulla Oblongballsa. As you all know, the Medulla Oblongballsa is the area of the balls that never forget that 1st sunny day, when the wind caressed your face, when you rubbed your cheek across them with glorious affection, and whispered, "I love you, Balls." Please.....Think about my balls. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 23,2004 9:23pm - powerkok ""] pffffffffffff....I just coughed up a lung, laughin |
| ________________________________ [Aug 23,2004 10:21pm - Hoser ""] Balls need love too.... |
| _________________________________ [Aug 23,2004 10:24pm - $ilky ""] wow. there is so much I didn't know about your balls. I know plenty about you're anus, as well as you're poop, but your balls have always been a mystery. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 23,2004 11:03pm - Hoser ""] Silky and friends, Meet my balls. Balls, meet my friends.... [img] |
| ________________________________ [Aug 23,2004 11:39pm - hoser ""] Do you love zem? Are zey nice? Zen hug zem... |
| ________________________________ [Aug 24,2004 12:16am - hoser ""] love them!!!!! NOW!!!!! |