The naked lady with shit on her face[views:1521][posts:10]_______________________________________ [Aug 28,2004 9:33am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Around 8 I called Mark Kevorkian and made plans to go to Providence with him and Nick, after a few pit stops we got there around 11:30. Nick, Anne and I went down to Spikes and ate some dogs (Anne had the PC vitamin dog). We went back to AS220, and the show was over. I don't even know who played anyway. Mark was gone, and Ben told us he was down at the Safari with someone named Ogre. We walked down there (Nick, Anne and myself) and found Mark with two dudes named Bob and Ogre. These guys were amazing people, with a nack for creating public disturbances! We hung out at the Safari until 2 am, and then decided to go Ogre's practice space to hang out some more. We started walking back towards Bob's car, and from there to Mark's car. The entire walk over, Ogre was chanting Anal Cunt at these 5 fat sluts across the street, who were apparantly amused by this. Bob and Ogre took a left down some side road towards Bob's car. As soon as we all were about to comment on how wicked pissah these guys were, a naked old lady with feces smeared across her face power walked by us, with a stone cold look of confusion on her face. She responded to nothing and stormed down the street. This was the most fucked up thing I have ever seen in my life, and I have seen some fucked up things before. I came to the conclusion that someone must have ripped her clothes off and took a shit on her face. We eventually made it to the practice space and hung out until around 4:30 and then went back to MA. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2004 9:41am - thornnvine ""] you haven't spent much time in Berekley or San Fransico then. still thats pretty fucking random |
| __________________________________________________ [Aug 28,2004 11:08am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] hahahahhahhahah holy shit, thornnvine, like about a year ago I would be like "what does he mean"? after stepping over many many junkies and seeing --HUMAN-- shit all over the streets of SF, I now know EXACTLY what you mean. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 28,2004 12:36pm - armageddonday ""] Yeah that was pretty fucking nutty. BTW Joe, it's not Ogre it's Troll. No cookies for tonight, was way too wasted last night, came back at 4:30 and then wake up late, puked, took a shower, coffee and went to work. No time for cookies so I'll get you guys on Monday I guess. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 28,2004 12:43pm - assuck ""] troll from senseless mutilation? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 28,2004 4:30pm - Jellyfish ""] thats just shitty. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 28,2004 4:30pm - Dissector ""] I'm speachless... |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2004 4:47pm - MarkKevorkian ""] I still can't comprehend what we saw. It was fucking surreal. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 29,2004 10:25am - thornnvine ""] the_taste_of_cigarettes said:hahahahhahhahah holy shit, thornnvine, like about a year ago I would be like "what does he mean"? after stepping over many many junkies and seeing --HUMAN-- shit all over the streets of SF, I now know EXACTLY what you mean. I was squatting in SF and Berekely off and on when I was 15-17. I saw some of the most fucked people and fucked up shit there. Joes story is the norm on the streets out there. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 29,2004 11:23am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I just told King Gary from world eater records the story about this lady and he gave me his own amazing story: King Gary: "one time we at a red light at like 3 am ... the streets where empty and we where coming home from a show drunk ... and while we where waiting for the light to change the really tall black guy who was completly naked, carrying absolutely nothing, just walks through the crosswalk crying" |
| ________________________________ [Aug 29,2004 2:15pm - retzam ""] hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |