Annihilating the bathroom at work appreciation[views:19839][posts:105]_____________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 8:37am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] So I've been drinking this tea that acts as a system flush, and I definitely just showed the bathroom here at work a thing or two about a thing or two. Just so it knows I mean business, I'll be returning around lunch time to lay down the brown once again. Everyone's day is now ruined and I laugh. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 8:38am - the_reverend ""] bring a gameboy. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 8:41am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I play BrickBreaker. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 8:45am - largefreakatzero ""] I pooped out a whole piece of roasted red pepper this morning. I turned around to flush, saw red and thought I was having a major health issue. Thankfully, only a piece of pepper -- those can now join the list of foods that won't digest (e.g. corn, peanuts, blueberries). |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 8:55am - ouchdrummer ""] gross. I have a viral infection. So business is serious. Seriously nasty that is. fucking gross. and it hurts. :( |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 8:56am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] These moves are smooth. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 9:00am - ouchdrummer ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:These moves are smooth. Jealous. I have what i lovingly call constareaha. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 9:01am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, no good. I'm just dropping brown bombs at will. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 9:04am - the_reverend ""] today you are playing mudblaster not brickblater |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 9:05am - the_reverend ""] blaster |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 9:09am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Truth. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 16,2008 9:15am - dftg ""] whats the name of that system flush tea? |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 9:24am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Smooth Move, from Whole Foods. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 9:26am - ouchdrummer ""] wow, it's called smooth move? That's sweet. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 16,2008 9:28am - dftg ""] haha I just had a conversation with one of the secretaries here to ask her why the office bathroom is now off-limits for everyone but the office workers...apparently somebody's been shitting on the toilet seat in there or something. I need to find a different job. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 9:54am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahahahaha amazing! |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 10:00am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Yesterday when I took a shit at work there was shit on the toilet tank. Fucking sweet. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 10:06am - timma ""] Yesterday I went in to take a leak, and there was some dude stankin up the joint so fucking bad. So I'm just chillin' taking a piss and all the sudden this guy SMASHES the toilet bowl via butt mud and lets out this pathetic sounded wimper afterwards. I then started to pee really hard from trying to hold on my laughter. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 10:09am - dftg ""] Way back when I was working in a mexican restaraunt, I was heading towards the bathroom and right before I walked through the door, some huge fat pakistani practically runs out of there, like he's in a big hurry for some reason. I walked into the room and it literally felt like I got punched in the nose, the stench was so intense. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 10:11am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] The dudes that work here must eat some of the most rancid food ever. After any of them get off the pot, it smells like a dumpster full of dairy products on a humid day in July. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 16,2008 10:29am - Yeti ""] dftg said:haha I just had a conversation with one of the secretaries here to ask her why the office bathroom is now off-limits for everyone but the office workers...apparently somebody's been shitting on the toilet seat in there or something. I need to find a different job. that happened at my job, only it was someone kept shitting on the women's room floor. it happened 5 times, so they shut down the upstairs womens room, and the person started doing it downstairs. they never found the person, so i have dubbed them the Serial Phantom Shit Ninja. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 11:39am - metal_church101 ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 12:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] In the process as we speak. text.rttp.poopin.com |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 12:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] its even more fun when the president of the company is sitting in the next stall over. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 12:32pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'm eating broccoli pie for lunch. Round two is going to be so punishing for the porcelain. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 8:22am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] The punishment continues. First I dropped a pound and a half in my own commode at 6:30 this morning, but my colon is not satisfied. The path of destruction has continued back to the bathroom at work, and once again, everyone's day is ruined except for mine. SUCCESS. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 9:08am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] I love this fucking thread! I think everyone should put a post up here! Nothing is better than dropping the load of a life time at work! |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 9:10am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Justice my brotha. Let the shit flow. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 9:19am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] I drank some land o lakes hot choclate, so I used 2 packs so it was extra thick! I was in the bathroom for over a 1/2 hour, people knocking on the door, the putrid smell leaking from the bottom of the door, it was an amazing load! |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 9:29am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hot chocolate from Dunkin Donuts definitely produces similar results. I refrain from DD though, since I'm not too much a fan of diarrhea. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 9:33am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] Yes diarrhea is not a fun past time |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 9:34am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] [img] I thought this would be appropiate with the holiday season coming up |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 10:14am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] Yea I was taking ANOTHER dump this morning and reading one of the reading material provided, and all of a sudden one of the girls from the office just walked in. Probably one of the most embarrasing moments of my life. But i'm over it already |
| ________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 10:16am - dftg ""] did it stink? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 10:20am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, is it a unisex bathroom? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 10:20am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] Well I dont know to be sure. I dont think it was that bad but she may of thought so |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 10:21am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] Yea its a unisex bathroom, the girls have their own bathroom but there is a extra bathroom just in case |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 10:28am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, that fucking blows. Although the women that work here could walk into the men's room and I wouldn't be able to tell any difference. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 10:31am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] AT least she wasn't hot or anything, then I would really feel stupid! You know the easy part is over, the hard part is having to face her everday knowing that she walked in on me pooping. We are going to have to pretend like it never happend. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 10:36am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You should say, "Oh hey, remember that time you saw me laying cable? We should do that again sometime." |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 10:44am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] Hahaha, thats funny shit. I think I'd probably get a sexual harrasment lawsuit against me. She's the human resource lady at the office. I feel small now |
| ________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 10:51am - dftg ""] was the door locked? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 10:51am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] She's the one that didn't knock. She wanted your shit, dude. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 11:00am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] Hahaha, your right. I thought the door was locked. ITs one of those locks that you never know if its really locked or not. Its funny how the most embarrasing moments of your life can be prevented with the push of a button. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 11:05am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'm just going to start shitting with the door open. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 11:13am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] That would make me feel so much better |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 11:32am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] oh boy, me and the girl from the office just crossed paths. It was very uncoftorable |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 11:42am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You might as well just kill her. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 11:47am - c.DeAD ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:I'm just going to start shitting with the door open. That made me lol. That would be so funny. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 11:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""] AnotherMetalDrummer said:AT least she wasn't hot or anything, then I would really feel stupid! You know the easy part is over, the hard part is having to face her everday knowing that she walked in on me pooping. We are going to have to pretend like it never happend. that happened when i was younger and just met my new hot step-cousin. 15 years later and its still awkward running into her. |