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Name My Cat

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[Dec 29,2007 10:58am - xmikex ""]
I'm bringing home a cat today. She'll need a name. Which one of you brain surgeons is brilliant enough to come up with one?
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[Dec 29,2007 11:00am - pam ""]
This ought to be interesting.
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[Dec 29,2007 11:02am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Captain Treasure Waffle
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[Dec 29,2007 11:04am - the_reverend ""]
can we have a picture or something?
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[Dec 29,2007 11:10am - xmikex ""]
I'll post a picture when she comes home. The winning name so far is Sargent D.
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[Dec 29,2007 12:06pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
Lo Mein
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[Dec 29,2007 12:09pm - fleshfries ""]
Just call it Cat. Names are overrated.
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[Dec 29,2007 12:11pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
BAGEL RAPER
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[Dec 29,2007 12:11pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
sandy vagina
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[Dec 29,2007 12:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Lord High Admiral Kittington
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[Dec 29,2007 12:12pm - Horror_Tang ""]
The Meow is already taken.
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[Dec 29,2007 12:13pm - Horror_Tang ""]
How about Dum Phukk N Kunt
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[Dec 29,2007 12:26pm - Niccolai ""]
in b4 longcat
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[Dec 29,2007 12:28pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Brian Peppers.
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[Dec 29,2007 12:32pm - KillerKadoogan ""]
xmikex said: The winning name so far is Sargent D.


You shouldn't have even started this thread. Win.

Or, use the band name generator. That's always good for pet names, too.
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[Dec 29,2007 12:35pm - KillerKadoogan ""]
I will throw the word "kitty" after each so as to clarify:

Antric Achilleas Kitty

Damned Intestinal Kitty

Omniphallic Window Kitty

In the Prolapsed Bowels of the Divorced Puric Angel In Mourning Kitty

Anachronistic Satan of the Cult Kitty

Christian Kitty

Enter the Baby Damnation Kitty

Purulent Punishment Kitty

Depraved Cum Soaked Remorse Kitty
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[Dec 29,2007 12:36pm - KillerKadoogan ""]
Don't pick Omniphallic Window Kitty. It'll watch you masturbate.
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[Dec 29,2007 12:38pm - Y_Ddraig_Goch ""]
pussynigga
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[Dec 29,2007 1:31pm - deadlikemurf ""]
cunt
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[Dec 29,2007 1:33pm - dreadkill ""]
binoculars!
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[Dec 29,2007 1:34pm - RichHorror ""]
I like 'The General'.
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[Dec 29,2007 1:42pm - sinistas ""]
Donuts.
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[Dec 29,2007 2:37pm - DomesticTerror ""]
RichHorror said:I like 'The General'.


if named General, the cat will protect you from the breath-stealing goblins in your wall.
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[Dec 29,2007 2:37pm - OCR ""]
pussy farts
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[Dec 29,2007 2:59pm - Blue ""]
dreadkill said:binoculars!


win
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[Dec 29,2007 4:47pm - the_reverend ""]
I'm going to win. "grim shea"
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[Dec 29,2007 5:03pm - Niccolai ""]
Leng Shea
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[Dec 29,2007 5:08pm - the_reverend ""]
2 points for that one.
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[Dec 29,2007 6:01pm - xmikex ""]
DomesticTerror said:RichHorror said:I like 'The General'.


if named General, the cat will protect you from the breath-stealing goblins in your wall.



haha. i very vaugely remember that movie.
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[Dec 29,2007 6:04pm - pam nli  ""]
deadlikemurf said:cunt


That's what I call my kitten. Cat sucks.
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[Dec 29,2007 6:55pm - the_reverend ""]
my cat just farted behind me... it's like she took a crap on my lap. so gross.
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[Dec 29,2007 8:09pm - MassOfTwoSlits ""]
Captain Kitty Face
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[Dec 30,2007 2:49am - ctb0derpatrol  ""]
shitrock
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[Dec 30,2007 3:33am - sxealex ""]
i think an awesome cat name is "chairman meow" but its been done.
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[Dec 30,2007 3:48am - ouchdrummer ""]
I think the best name for a cat would be "MOOO" because then whenever you were calling to your cat...
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[Dec 30,2007 4:50am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
P-Qwan or Non-fiction cuz she's always lyin
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[Dec 30,2007 5:03am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
hollakitty69
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[Dec 30,2007 5:04am - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:hollakitty69


HA! WIN!
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[Dec 30,2007 8:10am - HappySunshineBaby ""]
dog

LOL AMIDOINITRITE?
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[Dec 30,2007 11:03am - Whoremastery ""]
name it rattlehead
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[Dec 30,2007 11:42am - sxealex ""]
rover or lassie would be funny but not ridiculous.
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[Dec 30,2007 2:37pm - fat ass  ""]
hollakitty69 > Sargent D
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[Dec 30,2007 2:39pm - RichHorror ""]
It doesn't matter what you name it, because after a month or two you'll invariably come up with some nickname for it that you'll call it for the rest of its life.
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[Dec 30,2007 3:12pm - Horror_Tang ""]
Sir, do you meow how fast you were going?
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[Dec 31,2007 9:38am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
CHICKEN FUCKER
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[Dec 31,2007 11:41am - Timma ""]
Giggle pants.
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[Dec 31,2007 12:47pm - DreamingInExile ""]
name it Terriaki
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[Dec 31,2007 12:52pm - Yeti ""]
Vigo the Carpathian
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[Dec 31,2007 1:15pm - Timma ""]
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[Jan 2,2008 12:35pm - xmikex ""]
Still no name.

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