I need a blowjob.
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[Nov 24,2004 1:07pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
if he says something wrong, he can always just blame it on us... or me 'cos i'm a million miles away...
[Nov 24,2004 3:09pm - KeithMutiny ""]
jesusfucker has the best female responce i've ever heard in my life...
im impressed and interested all in one post
bravo
[Nov 24,2004 3:17pm - armageddonday ""]
KeithMutiny said:jesusfucker has the best female responce i've ever heard in my life...
im impressed and interested all in one post
bravo
Yeah, she said it all too well.
[Nov 24,2004 3:44pm - Hooker ""]
boneur
[Nov 24,2004 4:26pm - jesusfucker ""]
KeithMutiny said:jesusfucker has the best female responce i've ever heard in my life...
im impressed and interested all in one post
bravo
Thank you, thank you... I know what's up.
[Nov 24,2004 4:33pm - KeithMutiny ""]
ya, me, after that one
[Nov 24,2004 5:10pm - swamplorddvm ""]
succubus said:swamplorddvm said:I can go for one.
an uncircumsized penis???
?????????
[Nov 24,2004 6:15pm - BornSoVile ""]
who is this mysterious jesusfucker?
[Nov 24,2004 6:18pm - armageddonday ""]
She's the new guitarist from Esuriem's girlfriend.
[Nov 24,2004 9:47pm - handinjury ""]
any extra/unused BJ's left in this thread?
[Nov 26,2004 11:07am - dirteecrayon ""]
GO TO MONTREAL!!!!
$5
[Nov 27,2004 4:43pm - Todd(bombshelter) ""]
Manch also $5 ,on the corner of Valley and any of the crossing streets basically,but most of them have no teeth
[Nov 27,2004 7:03pm - Sinistas ""]
wouldn't that be a gumjob?
*honks*
[Nov 27,2004 7:28pm - the_reverend ""]
I get scared in manchvegas when I go onto pine st.
[Nov 28,2004 7:07pm - armageddonday ""]
Christraper, here's might be a good Xmas present for her... I can find more if you need too (not sure if the price is wholesale or retail though)
Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing (Sadie Allison) $14.95 0970661126
A penis instruction manual for women. Sexy and inspiring, honest and provocative, it informs, entertains, and reveals the secrets of the penis. Features over 50 techniques to master oral lovemaking; dozens of ways to turn your hands into living sex toys; secret touching tips for the "Male G-Spot" and other pleasure zones; more. Over 100 b&w drawings.
http://www.lastgasp.com/d/24584/
[Nov 28,2004 8:16pm - KeithMutiny ""]
id like to give that too a few people i know for christmas
[Nov 29,2004 10:58am - Christraper ""]
Holy shit. I wasnt online all weekend. I had no idea my whining would amount to so much. NO I DONT HAVE A COVERED WAGON GODDAMNIT!!!!! I had a rather interesting weekend though. I havent resolved anything with my girlfriend but I feel better anyways.:thescream: And you guys dont understand. I LIKE going down on my girl. If i were to stop it would suck cuz...well...i like it. And youre probably right jesusfucker im sure she'll get over it eventually.
[Nov 29,2004 11:07am - blue ""]
not eating poontang is like depriving yourself of life.
[Nov 29,2004 11:23am - Mary ""]
I give bad head. Ask Brad.
:whipper:
[Nov 29,2004 11:24am - blue ""]
meh. i can live without getting head. but not giving cunnilingus, i might as well be dead.
[Nov 29,2004 11:35am - Hooker ""]
blue said:meh. i can live without getting head. but not giving cunnilingus, i might as well be dead.
I like it too, fellas, but jesus christ listen to yourselves. You kidding me?
[Nov 29,2004 11:44am - succubus ""]
i think they are trying to kid themselves
lol
[Nov 29,2004 11:45am - blue ""]
i no kid.
vagina > everything
[Nov 29,2004 12:31pm - Christraper ""]
Eating pussy rules. Watching a girl get off is one of lifes simple pleasures.
[Nov 29,2004 12:38pm - dirteecrayon ""]
so whens that wedding again?
;)
[Nov 29,2004 12:51pm - Christraper ""]
Pretty damn soon if i dont straighten this shit out!
[Nov 29,2004 1:55pm - Hooker ""]
you two are just trying to get broads two swoon over you.
[Nov 29,2004 1:58pm - Christraper ""]
At least im being honest. And id also like to reiterate the fact that i am indeed circumsized.....so there.
[Nov 29,2004 2:03pm - dirteecrayon ""]
does hooker have a covered wagon?
[Nov 29,2004 2:12pm - succubus ""]
nope
[Nov 29,2004 2:13pm - Stumbling55 ""]
some girls have a problem giving head because its one of the features of sex they havent yet mastered, therefore feel uncomfortable performing... where as other sexual positions they are comfortable with, therefore, dont mind performing. You simply have to talk to her about it... bring it up gently, cuz if it sounds mean, she'll take offense, and then your dick outta luck.
[Nov 29,2004 2:14pm - succubus ""]
if you are in an open relationship...you are supposed to tell each other what you like and what you don't...
it's pretty simple...
[Nov 29,2004 2:14pm - armageddonday ""]
I'm telling you, get her that book!
[Nov 29,2004 2:15pm - dirteecrayon ""]
i thought all penises were circumsized at birth --- like it's hospital procedure
[Nov 29,2004 2:18pm - Hooker ""]
hahah. succubus, how would you know?
[Nov 29,2004 2:18pm - Hooker ""]
but dear god no, I don't.
[Nov 29,2004 2:19pm - dirteecrayon ""]
oh man my sophmore year of college, a group of my friends got a stripper for my friends 21st birthday --- he had a covered wagon and braces on his teeth
i was so traumatized!
[Nov 29,2004 2:19pm - succubus ""]
dirteecrayon said:i thought all penises were circumsized at birth --- like it's hospital procedure
nope
[Nov 29,2004 2:20pm - succubus ""]
Hooker said:hahah. succubus, how would you know?
ummm because you told me silly!
at that show and then you asked me all about the rev's...
[Nov 29,2004 2:21pm - dirteecrayon ""]
i think christraper has a covered wagon!
he should show us or me rather so we could be 100% sure!
=)
[Nov 29,2004 2:22pm - j****fucker ""]
Nope. It's whatever way you want it to be. You get to pick!
[Nov 29,2004 2:26pm - Christraper ""]
dirteecrayon said:i think christraper has a covered wagon!
he should show us or me rather so we could be 100% sure!
=)
you asked for it.
[Nov 29,2004 2:31pm - dirteecrayon ""]
uhhh,
nevermind i might be disppointed with what i see
;)
[Nov 29,2004 2:33pm - Hooker ""]
succubus said:Hooker said:hahah. succubus, how would you know?
ummm because you told me silly!
at that show and then you asked me all about the rev's...
:shocked:
lies!!
[Nov 29,2004 2:37pm - dirteecrayon ""]
pfft carina never lies!
she said that my cock was the biggest she ever seen!
[Nov 29,2004 2:41pm - succubus ""]
you showed me a GIGANORMOUS black cock, so yeah, twas the biggest i've ever seen!
[Nov 29,2004 2:42pm - Christraper ""]
dirteecrayon said:uhhh,
nevermind i might be disppointed with what i see
;)
Whawhawhat!!!!!
[Nov 29,2004 2:46pm - Christraper ""]
:christraper takes a hard hit to his already shattered blowjobless ego:
[Nov 29,2004 3:30pm - swamplorddvm ""]
The only time I've had a multiple orgasm (like 10 at once:spineyes
was from a blow job.:shocked:[Nov 29,2004 3:31pm - Christraper ""]
swamplorddvm said:The only time I've had a multiple orgasm (like 10 at once:spineyes
was from a blow job.:shocked:
try an orgy