the breaking up with your girlfriend appreciation thread[views:11518][posts:117]_____________________________________ [Jul 12,2009 9:27pm - secthammer ""] FTW I can do stuff again! |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 12,2009 9:33pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] Great at first, really sucks for a while, then it's back to normal. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 12,2009 9:34pm - RichHorror ""] I didn't know this was b9. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 12,2009 9:49pm - X_BROFREE_X ""] IM GOING TA TATU THAT. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 13,2009 7:21am - Yeti ""] now you can write 8 metalcore albums. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 13,2009 10:30am - mOe ""] did this like a month ago, but it was more amicable...THEN some BS hit so now i'm all like 'WTF, d00d??' |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 10:57am - arilliusbm ""] I know the feeling. although I'm struggling getting laid at the moment. haven't put much effort into it haha. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:00am - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] Beat women. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:05am - SkinSandwich ""] MikeOvDecrepitvde said:Beat women. End of thread. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:13am - darkwor ""] appreshed. after a difficult and lengthy (still amicable) breakup nothing phases me anymore. dump your gf and conquer the planet or do some other male empowering thing. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:16am - SkinSandwich ""] Walk around naked in public slapping your junk around this way and that. It will get you laid right away. Works everytime. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:22am - the_reverend ""] whoah... on moe's comment. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:27am - blue ""] Moe's better off anyway. Awesome first dates with promising second FTW |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:27am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm thoroughly enjoying the single life. get to do whatever the fuck i want, practice with bands 4 times a week, not deal with stupid bullshit. ahhhhh. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:32am - Conservationist ""] Single > dating a neurotic |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:35am - arilliusbm ""] dying a slow death > living with women |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:39am - Conservationist ""] The Hand > all female objects including RS-232 plugs |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:40am - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] Women are the most intolerable creatures. I don't think I'd ever move in with one. Were they always like this? Or are these negative traits something that only modern women possess? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:45am - arilliusbm ""] considering tomorrow is my birthday, I've got a new goal: aril must get laid by end-day tomorrow |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:50am - the_reverend ""] COB? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:51am - RichHorror ""] the_reverend said:whoah... on moe's comment. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:51am - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] (old) Norther is better. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:52am - arilliusbm ""] The typical Spinefarm sound sucks. They are all remotely the same now. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:53am - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] Dreams of Endless War and Mirror of Madness are sick! |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:53am - SkinSandwich ""] I have been through the ringer with all kinds of GF's. I am absolutley done with them in the GF area. I have not had a bitch since 2004 and I am happier this way. No more bullshit to deal with. I dig being single and never will allow another cunt back into my life. I have a few random women that I can get my horn scraped with so that is all set. No strings attached, and they know this. bang and they leave. No fuss, no muus, no fucking head games or drama. What a great feeling. Fuck relationships. The fact I am raising my sons by myself is another issue. I do not need some psycho douche coming into our lives and fucking up the situation in the first place. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:57am - the_reverend ""] http://tinyurl.com/mzfduz |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:58am - darkwor ""] women are great. problem is they get a bad rep from all the batshit insane neurotic ones. the scheming and manipulating ones. i have a lot of woman friends - a lot of them say that they don't normally like to associate with too many women because problems and drama happen. with guys this is less likely. modern women are no different, they've always been the same. i guess it depends on the culture. generally japanese women for example (or asian) are very submissive and subservient to men, because it's built in to their culture in a very specific way for a long damn time. general rule though, women are always more emotional. some more than others, and that's where problems stem from. that and they have less muscle mass, and bleed from their genitals once a month. and i would have sex with a lot of them. those are the only differences i can see. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:59am - arilliusbm ""] the overall general psyche of women is completely different than men's. women want guys that really care about their life, emotions and feelings. most guys just wanna stick it in and go. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:01pm - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] Who cares about their lives when their only interests lie in make up, drama, and who donnie and jen are fucking on the next episode of the real world? |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:05pm - the_reverend ""] darkwor is hilarious cause he thinks there are girl that aren't "batshit insane". fucking funniest thing I've read all month. Ah... youth. wait, unless you are talking http://www.missladyboys.com or something. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:06pm - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] the coolest chicks I meet usually aren't the most attractive. Awesome to hang out with, but couldn't lay the pipe in 'em. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:06pm - xmikex ""] RichHorror said:I didn't know this was b9. HAI GAIS, I TOOK MY GIRLFRIEND TO THE COLDWORLD SHOW THIS WEEKEND. I LOOKED OVER AND 4 SUM REAZON SHE HAID JOHNNY MOSHPIT'S DICK IN HER MOUTH. DO U THYNK SHEZ CHEETING ON ME?? |
| _________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:11pm - xmikex ""] darkwor said:modern women are no different, they've always been the same. i guess it depends on the culture. generally japanese women for example (or asian) are very submissive and subservient to men, because it's built in to their culture in a very specific way for a long damn time. SOMEONE NEEDS TO READ THE JOY LUCK CLUB, LOL! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:15pm - darkwor ""] the_reverend said:darkwor is hilarious cause he thinks there are girl that aren't "batshit insane". i've dated the gamut of insane medicated chicks to ones that are awesome that i actually ENJOYED having them around. but you're right to a point...they still ranged from "batshit insane" to just "insane". recently i've just seen chicks that want nothing to do with relationships and just want someone to hangout with and screw. funny those are the ones i wouldn't mind keeping around. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:18pm - the_reverend ""] darkwor please refer to seinfied for your answer there. Also, once you are over the 2.5year hump, things change. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:25pm - SkinSandwich ""] The only thing I appreciate about women is if they can suck some mean genitals. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:26pm - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] Haha, and a lot of them can't even do that right. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:28pm - The_Rooster ""] regular sex > regular masturbation |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:30pm - SkinSandwich ""] MikeOvDecrepitvde said:Haha, and a lot of them can't even do that right. Haha, got that right. Women need removable teeth. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:37pm - secthammer ""] "now you can write 8 metalcore albums." That's kinda funny cause since i've started playing i've probably written at the very least 4 or 5 full length albums worth of material. and none of them have been metalcore yet. Maybe i'm doing it wrong. Need to break up with some more girlfriends. I've found that actually a lot of the more "normal" girls i've dated...were the most boring ones. And the most shy in bed. Lame. The crazier they are, usually the better in bed. With that being said, never date a WoW addict. Fucking annoying. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:39pm - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] secthammer said: The crazier they are, usually the better in bed. There is a lot of validity behind this statement. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] backed x2 |
| _______________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:44pm - Yeti ""] The_Rooster said:regular sex > regular masturbation i wholly disagree. nothing can top my hand. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:44pm - secthammer ""] and the more interesting they usually are to have a conversation that DOESN'T involve MTV in one form or another |
| _______________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:46pm - Yeti ""] i am loving the single life, after the disaster of the last girl, and the one before that, and the one before that, and the one before that, i am all set for a very, very long time. i don't even care much for getting laid a lot, i mean its awesome when its there, but when its not around i really don't care. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 12:56pm - The_Rooster ""] Yeti said: The_Rooster said:regular sex > regular masturbation i wholly disagree. nothing can top my hand. :( |
| _______________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:24pm - Pires ""] I love my video game time. I could never date a girl who plays video games. That's my time for you to fuck off. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:27pm - Yeti ""] hahaha my ex didn't understand that, she would just bitch and moan whenever i turned on a system. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:28pm - Conservationist ""] MikeOvDecrepitvde said:Women are the most intolerable creatures. I don't think I'd ever move in with one. We must liberate this planet from female creatures, and create a true Utopia: A MALE-ONLY PLANET http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5121649266422516795 |
| _____________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:30pm - mOe ""] RichHorror said: the_reverend said:whoah... on moe's comment. it had to happen for various reasons...the only shitty thing about it is living a completely different life than the one you had for the past 6 years...kinda boring, haha...if i didnt have music i'd be hanging by my neck in my fucking closet after the 4 moths that i've just had. I do realize i'm better off alone now, but the lonlieness gets to ya at the end of the day. |