New Cryptopsy tracks are absolute garbage (links inside)[views:19366][posts:121]________________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 2:07pm - kevinthesprigg ""] http://www.zshare.net/audio/87690147be130e/ http://www.zshare.net/audio/8769288b130406/ Wow. I had a feeling it was going to suck.....but wow. This shit is beyond terrible. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 2:13pm - bradmann ""] i don't want my opinion of cryptopsy ruined although it kind of already was by this thread: http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=46578 |
| _____________________________ [Mar 11,2008 2:15pm - mOe ""] wow, i figured the change wouldn't be THIS extreme but wow...hope they have fun NOT gaining a new/bigger fan base with this stuff |
| _________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 2:15pm - ZenErik ""] Is this real? I'm listening to the first track and figuring this has to be a joke, haha. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 2:19pm - largefreakatzero ""] I'll take your word for it and not waste my time listening. Stupid Canadians. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 2:20pm - kevinthesprigg ""] I assumed it was a joke at first too, but there's a couple moments where the drumming really shows to be Flo. So unless Flo has started drumming for a new band that sounds like a Poison the Well and Incubus trying to play death metal, then this seems to be the new Cryptopsy. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 11,2008 2:21pm - mOe ""] yea, i doubted until i heard the drums too |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 2:22pm - LongDeadGod ""] wow |
| ______________________________ [Mar 11,2008 3:18pm - Yeti ""] good. i've always hated Cryptopsy, and now i hate them more. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 11,2008 3:19pm - mOe ""] having something to hate is what makes us human, my friend |
| _________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 3:21pm - W3 nli ""] wtf |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 3:26pm - archaeon ""] i expected this be bad but not THIS bad. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 11,2008 3:31pm - mOe ""] i just dont see this stuff appealing to ANYONE |
| _________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 3:34pm - W3 nli ""] mOe said:i just dont see this stuff appealing to ANYONE hold on, i got Ozzfest on the phone |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 3:34pm - kevinthesprigg ""] They really should have ended "Cryptopsy" and started something under a new banner. Whatever they would have called it would have gotten just as much press. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 4:06pm - GRnli ""] Mudvayne called... and they want there song back |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 4:18pm - Hungtableed ""] Gay. I'm not surprised though because their last CD was a complete disappointment. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 4:23pm - archaeon ""] yeah but that was listenable this is the worst thing ever |
| ______________________________ [Mar 11,2008 4:29pm - Blue ""] WHAT THE FUCK, HOW AM I NOT SURPRISED |
| _________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 4:30pm - W3 nli ""] archaeon said:yeah but that was listenable this is the worst thing ever c'mon gawy worst thing ever, there are many many things that are worse then this. this however is just complete and total fail. damn cancucks :middlefinger: |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 4:48pm - brian_dc ""] hahahahhahahah what the fuck!? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 5:16pm - fuckbag ""] this is not cryptopsy |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 5:17pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] shit will not load on my computer |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 5:21pm - fuckbag ""] it sound a lot like your old band, you might like it. : 0 |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 5:23pm - handinjury ""] This is as lame as Carcass's Swansong. |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 5:29pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] fuckbag said:it sound a lot like your old band, you might like it. : 0 If by my old band you mean the sweatband that I tie up my balls so I cum in your mother's eyes, then yes, BALL COCK FICK DICK TUG. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 5:30pm - anthny ""] What a shame. If they were gonna sell out so hard couldn't they have at least gotten a decent production job? The guitar tone on this is utter shit. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 5:32pm - watchmaker666 ""] fuckbag said:it sound a lot like your old band, you might like it. : 0 you have to admit that was a good burn |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 5:32pm - archaeon ""] sounds unmastered to me. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 5:38pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] GAH! What the fuck, did they get in a horrible van accident and win a bunch of money or something? |
| ______________________________ [Mar 11,2008 5:39pm - Blue ""] archaeon said:sounds unmastered to me. they sound totally unmixed to me. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 5:41pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] Blue said: archaeon said:sounds unmastered to me. they sound totally unmixed to me. Sounds unwritten to me. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 5:42pm - W3 nli ""] ArrowHeadNLI said:GAH! What the fuck, did they get in a horrible van accident and win a bunch of money or something? LOLZZZZZ EPIC WINZ, SIGH I MISS CANDIRIA |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 5:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ...And Then You'll Suck |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 6:07pm - pam nli ""] Yeti said:good. i've always hated Cryptopsy, and now i hate them more. BACKED. Band sucks. |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 6:12pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] watchmaker666 said: fuckbag said:it sound a lot like your old band, you might like it. : 0 you have to admit that was a good burn Oh yeah, I mean, it is, but I have no idea what this shit sounds like so I can't laugh with... Also, I imagine it can't possibly sound like my old band, so it would be funnier if it actually did. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 6:41pm - porphyria ""] the official funeral for cryptopsy is being held here: http://www.smnnews.com/board/showthread.php?t=180000 |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 7:08pm - Dankill ""] WOW I can't wrap my head around this. Seriously, this is one of the worst and most depressing sell outs of a band that used to rule that I've ever seen. Flo still has his chops which sadly confirms that this musical abortion is the real thing. I don't even want to know the shit storm that would face them on the Summer Slaughter Tour this summer when they play these god awful songs. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 7:09pm - dertoxia ""] hahah they are getting absolutely ripped apart on the smn boards. this is amazing |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 7:11pm - SlyATNFAC ""] :-( |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 7:18pm - Dankill ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 7:19pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] this is disgusting |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 7:20pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] Dankill said:[img] ha! yes |
| _________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 7:26pm - ZenErik ""] Is the 2nd track as bad/worse than the first? I still haven't listened to the 2nd one. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 7:30pm - jebus_crispex ""] Wait... isn't that girl the keyboard player? I don't hear any keyboards in this shit (and it really is shit). Oh well, at least we'll always have their older material but this definitely makes me not want to see them at the Summer Slaughter Tour. What a shame. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 7:34pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] How the mighty have fallen! |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 7:42pm - swinesack nli ""] holy gay, well what do you expect, look at that douche in the middle of that pic. lol! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 8:10pm - GoatCatalyst ""] I hereby declare a grand "FUCK YOU" sit-down and back-turning for their set at the Worcester stop on the Summer Slaughter. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 11,2008 8:12pm - Blue ""] ill protest by leaving after psycroptic. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 11,2008 8:14pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] I remember when cryptopsy played with Dimmu Borgir and Krisiun in 2002, and they were a bunch of lumberjack-looking motherfuckers in flannel shirts and shit. That was when they were a real band. |