A Modest Proposal: Epic and Legendary RTTP Thread Archive[views:74622][posts:148]________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] There have been so many nuggets of comedy gold shat forth from RTTP, I think it'd be cool to have them all linked somewhere for For example: joe christianni poser of metal IT BEGINS the Wretched Asylum threads PART ONE THE RETURN the new KSE troll invasion THE OPENING SALVO REGARDING DIO the BlackMetalLady saga THE GOATWHORE THREAD THAT STARTED IT ALL SOME CRAP WITH A CANCELLED SHOW MORE CRAP WITH A MISSING GUY MISSING GUY SHOOP POLL LOTS OF STUFF WITH HORSES BLACKMETALLADY WINS THE ANNOYING POLL SUPER GIANT MEGA THREAD OF BUTTHURT LOL BLACKMETALLADY STRIKES BACK DIRECTOR'S CUT AND SPECIAL FEATURES RANDOM GOATWHORE BITCHING WITH AN APPEARANCE BY THREADKILLER THE LEIGH RUSH WORKOUT HOUR JOSH MARTIN AND BLACKMETALLADY HOLDING HANDS WITH FLOWERS BLACKMETALLADY WON'T BOOK A.C. OR SHAVE HER VAG OH NOES MY PHONE NUMBER BLACKMETALLADY WANTS TO DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING 207-807-0009 IS PROBABLY NOT HER NUMBER ANYMORE RICH HORROR AND THE SCREAMING NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS ARE PLAYING (AND NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK BLACKMETALLADY) HOW DRUNK WOUD YOU HAVE TO BE TO FUCK LEIGH RUSH? BML & PAM HAVE WORDS ROUND 2 BLACKMETALLADY ACTUALLY INSPIRED THE RTTP FORUM IGNORE FUNCTION AND HIDING COMMENTS MISCELLANEOUS WHINING BLACKMETALLADY AND KEITHMUTINY GET INTO IT (AND BY "IT" I MEAN SEX) LILY MUNSTER DIES; ATTENTION WHORING ENSUES BLACKMETALLADY IS CHRIST-LIKE CHIODO WRAPUP THREAD: LAST KNOWN SIGHTING Jesus fuck, this bitch inspired a lot of threads. If I missed anything noteworthy, let me know. Fuck. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] RTTP's Greatest Shits |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:19pm - Sinistas ""] the BlackMetalLady saga, Fuck The Fire Department, and Attn: Rich Horror should all be added. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:19pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] LINX PLOX |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] dont forget about BRIAN PEPPERS APPRECIATION. in fact, never forget. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:27pm - Yeti ""] hahaha that Wretched Asylum stuff is brutal. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:28pm - Sinistas ""] FTFD: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=42357 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=42459 Attn: Rich Horror: http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=36225 Hobby Rockers: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=36232 Chiodos: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=35698 |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:31pm - the_reverend ""] I saw you searching for "Wretched Asylum" ****THE NEVERENDING THREAD OF DEATH**** STOP EMO HAIRCUTS...(video) AKA the preggo-17yo kiwi cut throat in a mess aka the "cop" dude posting Cannibal Corpse 7/8/04 Manchester,NH aka RustedAngel vs CSDO (dwyer said it's the best thread in the thread) original SInce I dont know what most of you look like.......... girl from MA that's considerably well known...naked aka: the second time I was threatened with a lawsuit |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:33pm - the_reverend ""] original don't punch girls |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:34pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Edited to top. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:36pm - the_reverend ""] TAFC Toss A Fish Crew take II |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:40pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] DestroyYouAlot said:the BlackMetalLady saga THE GOATWHORE THREAD THAT STARTED IT ALL SHE LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN HORSE. do you get it now? clllllllassic. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:43pm - the_reverend ""] ones that I'm not about to find 1) disco paul 2) Chan vs Derekm 3) the head butt thread that made Rustedangel go away 4) Rustedangel vs CSDO and I'm sure the list goes on... |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:54pm - RichHorror ""] What, no Hammer Bros./Pizza thread? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:58pm - abhorred ""] mastamindz |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:59pm - passerby'er ""] And what about my threads? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] passerby‘er said:And what about my threads? they suck. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:02pm - RichHorror ""] haha yeah, Mastamindz was some classic shit. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:07pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] DestroyYouAlot said:the BlackMetalLady saga THE GOATWHORE THREAD THAT STARTED IT ALL I believe it started in a thread that one of the members of Death Among Thieves posted, actually. I'm too lazy to find it. The recent Aystole thread was pretty entertaining, especially after coming home from Florida, laid up in bed with mono. It brought much joy to me. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:13pm - KillerKadoogan ""] meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemorieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:16pm - Niccolai ""] This is an awsome idea for a thread. Women of Ma hardcore thread: http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=30621 |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I just started updating the top post. Fucking hell, going through those BlackMetalLady thread just about broke me. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:22pm - the_reverend ""] what about Jim vs. the Hurricane? Hell within vs. Abhorred? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:24pm - the_reverend ""] what about the one where baneofexistence went away and cameback a week later as subjugate |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:26pm - abhorred ""] RTTP vs. Bay State Rock 13 winters |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:27pm - Niccolai ""] This thread should just be called "threads Niccolai is the man in". |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:30pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] POST LINKS FUCKERS |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:31pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Niccolai said:This thread should just be called "threads Niccolai is the man in". "threads in which Niccolai is the man" |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:33pm - Niccolai ""] "threads niccolai be the man in, yo" |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:37pm - RichHorror ""] Niccolai and xmikex are RTTP MVPs for life. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:37pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Niccolai said:"threads niccolai be the man in, yo" Threads Niccolai be all up ins repin' that isht. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:38pm - RichHorror ""] Threads Niccolai be alls up in yo area. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:38pm - RichHorror ""] Or grill. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:39pm - Niccolai ""] RichHorror said:Niccolai and xmikex are RTTP MVPs for life. I could never be on the same page as that kid, he should be writting for the onion. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:40pm - RichHorror ""] You should shut your whore mouth when men are talking. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:50pm - Niccolai ""] It's my hot body. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:51pm - RichHorror ""] I love it when I try to cum on your tits but it all ends up in your belly button. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:56pm - Niccolai ""] And then you mix it with ritalin and snort it out with a medical straw. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:57pm - RichHorror ""] I refuse to snort with anything other than a hundred dollar bill. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:57pm - Niccolai ""] Not really an RTTP thread but, Joe Christianni fact generator v2: http://www.freewebs.com/automata/2jcfacts.html |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 5:28pm - dreadkill ""] hell within fag wanting to fight everyone joe notcommon talking to that girl about strawberries dipped in ice cream and throwing up taco bell on her. anything castledoomerown related. chariots of fire fest thread from 2002 |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 5:31pm - timjohnny1492 ""] ya make a hall of fame |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 5:40pm - dreadkill ""] what about the best thread ever? msd and xmikex as black guys! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 5:42pm - the_reverend ""] yes! I was going to find that thread, but forgot. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 6:07pm - DomesticTerror ""] yeah, the Nate vs Chickie/ Red Cross debacle was great. and don't forget MSD's "Nothing makes me laugh more..." thread. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 8:00pm - KillerKadoogan ""] Abhorred vs. Hell Wythyn |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 8:37pm - i_am_lazy ""] I have another modest proposal: Eat children. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 11:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] dreadkill said:what about the best thread ever? msd and xmikex as black guys! +1,000,000 internets |
| ______________________________ [Aug 16,2007 1:33am - afar ""] dreadkill said:<<what about the best thread ever? msd and xmikex as black guys!>> I checked that daily from my job earlier this year, definitely a winner. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 16,2007 4:21pm - Niccolai ""] I can't even view that thread anymore, it freezes my IE window. |