Thursday February 19th[views:26542][posts:167]the Chopping Block (Boston, Ma) - [abhorred][ascendancy][dissector][raising_kubrick][randomshots] [show listing] ___________________________________ [Feb 14,2004 1:14pm - blue nli ""] @ The Chopping Block 724 Huntington Ave - Boston, MA 9 PM 21+ $5 Ascendancy Abhorred Dissector Raising Kubrick |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 14,2004 1:53pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] It will be metal. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 14,2004 1:56pm - Dissector ""] I'm there |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2004 2:03pm - swamplorddvm ""] What town is this? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 14,2004 2:07pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] 805T0|\|!!1!!@!\' |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2004 2:11pm - swamplorddvm ""] Yes but what TOWN? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 14,2004 2:17pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] Boston Boston. I think it's on the Mission Hill line, though I could be wrong. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2004 2:25pm - swamplorddvm ""] ok. thanks yo. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 14,2004 6:29pm - Assuck ""] this show is gonna be friggin ridiculous. I think i may have said that before on a different thread... |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 14,2004 7:29pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] 2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root." 1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion." 1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill." 1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic." 2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!" (bump) |
| _________________________________ [Feb 14,2004 8:07pm - Terence ""] BOSTON |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 14,2004 8:37pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] makes my peepee tingle |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 14,2004 11:53pm - blue nli ""] gotta bump it yo. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 15,2004 2:29am - Terence ""] I hate everyone. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 15,2004 4:20am - DeOdiumMortis ""] 23 HARD TRUTHS ABOUT ROCK BANDS 1. Never start a trio with a married couple. 2. Your manager is not helping you. Fire him/her. 3. Before you sign a record deal, look up the word "recoupable" in the dictionary. 4. No one cares who you've opened for. 5. A string section does not make your songs sound any more "important". 6. If your band has gone through more than 4 bass players, it's time to break up. 7. When you talk on stage, you are never funny. 8. If you sound like another band, don't act like you're unfamiliar with their music. 9. Asking a crowd how they're doing is just amplified small talk. Don't do it. 10. Never name a song after your band. 11. Never name your band after a song. 12. When a drummer brings in his own songs and asks to perform one of them, begin looking for a new drummer....IMMEDIATELY. 13. Drummers can take off their shirts or they can wear gloves, but not both. 14. Listen, either break it to your parents or we will; it's rock 'n' roll, not a soccer game. They've gotta stop coming to your shows. 15. It's not a "showcase". It's a gig that doesn't pay. 16. No one cares that you have a web site. 17. Getting a tattoo is like sewing platform shoes to your feet. 18. Playing in Hanley & Crewe doesn't mean you're on tour. 19. Although they come in different styles and colors, electric guitars all sound the same. Why do you keep changing them between songs? 20. If you use a smoke machine your music sucks. 21. If blues solos are so difficult, why can so many 16 year olds play them? 22. Rock oxymoron's; "major label interest", "demo deal". 23. 3 things that are never coming back: a) gongs b) headbands c) playing slide guitar with a beer bottle |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 15,2004 6:35am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] the changing of guitars is because of tuning difference. some people fail to realize that because they touch pee pee a lot. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 15,2004 6:41am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Some people change guitars while the other guitar player and bass player use the same instrument through the whole set. No tuning changes there. Some people fail to realize that they're not always right. [snicker snicker] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 15,2004 1:36pm - Terence ""] some people fail to realize that everything is gay. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 15,2004 1:37pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] spaldino needs 50 bucks for posting in this thread |
| _________________________________ [Feb 15,2004 1:48pm - Terence ""] I'll need a contract to post in here again. Would you like me to fax it or email it? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 15,2004 1:53pm - succubus ""] DeOdiumMortis said:23 HARD TRUTHS ABOUT ROCK BANDS 1. Never start a trio with a married couple. 2. Your manager is not helping you. Fire him/her. 3. Before you sign a record deal, look up the word "recoupable" in the dictionary. 4. No one cares who you've opened for. 5. A string section does not make your songs sound any more "important". 6. If your band has gone through more than 4 bass players, it's time to break up. 7. When you talk on stage, you are never funny. 8. If you sound like another band, don't act like you're unfamiliar with their music. 9. Asking a crowd how they're doing is just amplified small talk. Don't do it. 10. Never name a song after your band. 11. Never name your band after a song. 12. When a drummer brings in his own songs and asks to perform one of them, begin looking for a new drummer....IMMEDIATELY. 13. Drummers can take off their shirts or they can wear gloves, but not both. 14. Listen, either break it to your parents or we will; it's rock 'n' roll, not a soccer game. They've gotta stop coming to your shows. 15. It's not a "showcase". It's a gig that doesn't pay. 16. No one cares that you have a web site. 17. Getting a tattoo is like sewing platform shoes to your feet. 18. Playing in Hanley & Crewe doesn't mean you're on tour. 19. Although they come in different styles and colors, electric guitars all sound the same. Why do you keep changing them between songs? 20. If you use a smoke machine your music sucks. 21. If blues solos are so difficult, why can so many 16 year olds play them? 22. Rock oxymoron's; "major label interest", "demo deal". 23. 3 things that are never coming back: a) gongs b) headbands c) playing slide guitar with a beer bottle ok now that was one of the funniest things i've read in quite a while! |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 15,2004 3:18pm - the_reverend ""] DeOdiumMortis said:6. If your band has gone through more than 4 bass players, it's time to break up. what bassist number are you on? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 15,2004 4:26pm - Dissector ""] DeOdiumMortis said:23 HARD TRUTHS ABOUT ROCK BANDS 14. Listen, either break it to your parents or we will; it's rock 'n' roll, not a soccer game. They've gotta stop coming to your shows. I wish that would work with my dad. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 15,2004 7:25pm - Terence ""] the_reverend said:DeOdiumMortis said:6. If your band has gone through more than 4 bass players, it's time to break up. what bassist number are you on? 2nd silly! 2 more to go! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 15,2004 8:56pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I wish my dad would come to a show, he makes fun of people better then anyone else I know. It would be hilarious because he wouldn't like any of you. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 4:53am - DeOdiumMortis ""] You dad is on Hitler's side. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 9:20am - Joe/NotCommon ""] My Dad would make fun of Hitler for being short |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 10:27am - pessimist ""] it would be funnier if your dad made fun of hitler for being jewish...that would get him... |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 10:34am - succubus ""] what's this about a fat blonde in Ascendancy? i'm going to go take photos of this!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 11:59am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Wicked fat. Like 8,000 pounds fat. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 16,2004 8:44pm - blue ""] dude, im going to this show just for the fat blonde chick. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 8:59pm - succubus ""] psst ...... fat blonde dude (DOM) |
| ______________________________ [Feb 16,2004 9:01pm - blue ""] i said CHICK. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 9:03pm - succubus ""] oh .. did you get to spit in HER ass ? |
| ______________________________ [Feb 16,2004 9:05pm - blue ""] maybe. why do you need to know? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 9:09pm - the_reverend ""] http://www.whoisjohnholmes.com/wad.html |
| __________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 9:11pm - succubus ""] i'm glad i introduced you to john...heh oh and blue...there's a thread somewhere about it... |
| __________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 9:20pm - succubus ""] 2467 points heh |
| ______________________________ [Feb 16,2004 9:52pm - blue ""] quite interesting. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 17,2004 12:39am - Terence ""] I like playing shows. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 17,2004 10:34am - the_reverend ""] um.. I thought you hated everything.. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2004 10:43am - Assuck ""] wasnt this thread supposed to be about a show? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2004 11:52am - DeOdiumMortis ""] I like when they go "Hey! My eyes!" I don't like how a shot across the tits is more points than a painted face. I like this show. I'm going to be there. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2004 11:54am - DeOdiumMortis ""] I looked at the rules and I was wrong about the points, but still... getting in their eyes should be 50,000 points. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2004 12:28pm - MyDeadDoll ""] hours of fun... |
| ______________________________ [Feb 17,2004 2:56pm - blue ""] bump in the name of john holmes. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 17,2004 4:00pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] im going to beat the crap out of blue at this show. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 17,2004 5:36pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] And I'm going to beat the crap out of green. It's like some sort of Sesame Street violence... |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 17,2004 6:24pm - Dissector ""] DeOdiumMortis said:And I'm going to beat the crap out of green. It's like some sort of Sesame Street violence... Funniest thing I've heard in a long time. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 17,2004 11:09pm - Terence ""] I hate my life, but I like shows. |