more lulz at terrible deathcore bands on myspace[views:27710][posts:174]____________________________________________________ [Aug 15,2010 4:39am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] http://www.myspace.com/abloodbathinboston Check out the list of bands they've played with on their page. I guess this is so you know they're awesome. I like the asterisks which indicate that they've played with the band more than once. It's good that they had the foresight to include a little section like this. I almost didn't listen to the music on their page until that I saw that they've played with In Alcatraz 1962 a few times. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 15,2010 9:09am - Alexecutioner ""] haha, "played with more than one time" youve played with ARSONISTS GET ALL THE GIRLS more than once? WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO, WANNA BE ON MY RECORD LABEL? |
| _________________________________ [Aug 15,2010 9:39am - Martins ""] They look like a bunch of guys who have no idea what's going on. Except the singer - he's a girl. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2010 10:32am - SteveSummoned ""] I bet they're from New York. I'm only jealous at one band they've played with. Knock on my all you want but that band is After The Burial. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2010 10:51am - Alexecutioner ""] i guess i assumed they were from boston? otherwise why the fuck would they name themselves A Blood Bath In Boston, fucking ironic hipsters perhaps... GAY they all look like they are posing for Emo-core clothing lines by the way, im surprised they arent all wearing low cut V neck shirts [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2010 11:18am - narkybark ""] Meh, just unremarkable in every way. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 15,2010 11:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Unremarkable!? Damon, they've played with THIS OR THE APOCALYPSE more than ONCE. That's just downright impressive. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2010 11:41am - narkybark ""] you mean impressive* |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 15,2010 12:51pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Now you get it. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 15,2010 12:58pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ugh |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2010 2:17pm - Archaeon ""] I'm pretty sure 75% of those bands are from the same shows. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 16,2010 1:49am - remotekilgore ""] MSD: you can sell me a ticket We will be looking for a drummer to fill a permanent spot If you're interested in trying out, we would like you to either make a video of yourself playing to the songs, or record yourself to it (if you have your own little home studio) If you're interested please message us about it with your email, and we can send you the recommended tracks we want to see learned and performed Requirements Reliable transportation(license is a bonus 16+ Professional equipment Cool attitude, okay with playing shows every month Can sell tickets to friends Be able to make practice twice a week Live somewhat near us |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 16,2010 7:49am - largefreakatzero ""] "Can sell tickets to friends" Wow. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 16,2010 7:54am - Yeti ""] remotekilgore said:Cool attitude bah, we all know that no one under the age of 25 has a cool attitude. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 16,2010 9:48am - The_Rooster ""] [img] I'm so sad. :( :( :( |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 16,2010 9:48am - The_Rooster ""] Alexecutioner said: [img] Left out the lip ring. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 16,2010 10:31am - boxxy ""] remotekilgore said:MSD: you can sell me a ticket We will be looking for a drummer to fill a permanent spot If you're interested in trying out, we would like you to either make a video of yourself playing to the songs, or record yourself to it (if you have your own little home studio) If you're interested please message us about it with your email, and we can send you the recommended tracks we want to see learned and performed Requirements Reliable transportation(license is a bonus 16+ Professional equipment Cool attitude, okay with playing shows every month Can sell tickets to friends Be able to make practice twice a week Live somewhat near us I like how in requirements it says: "Reliable transportation (License is a plus)" So basically the reliable part is mommies? Right? Cause i would call reliable transportation a CAR, and to have a CAR you should have a LICENSE! hahhha |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 16,2010 11:44am - DYA is BZZZZZZZZZZ ""] boxxy said: remotekilgore said:MSD: you can sell me a ticket We will be looking for a drummer to fill a permanent spot If you're interested in trying out, we would like you to either make a video of yourself playing to the songs, or record yourself to it (if you have your own little home studio) If you're interested please message us about it with your email, and we can send you the recommended tracks we want to see learned and performed Requirements Reliable transportation(license is a bonus 16+ Professional equipment Cool attitude, okay with playing shows every month Can sell tickets to friends Be able to make practice twice a week Live somewhat near us I like how in requirements it says: "Reliable transportation (License is a plus)" So basically the reliable part is mommies? Right? Cause i would call reliable transportation a CAR, and to have a CAR you should have a LICENSE! hahhha Well, not necessarily - you have to remember, these dudes eventually get kicked out of the basement rec room, at which point they switch to mooching off a succession of impressionable scenester girls - whose parents buy them Maximas or Minis or whatever. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 16,2010 11:50am - Pires ""] lol i love shit like this |
| _________________________________ [Aug 16,2010 12:09pm - xmikex ""] I'm almost bored enough to link them to this thread so I can watch the fight. But I don't feel like logging onto spamspace. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 16,2010 12:23pm - boxxy ""] do it do it. i'd do it, but i don't have myspace. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 16,2010 12:50pm - reimroc ""] so who wants to start a joke deathcore band and write songs with lyrics about how deathcore and its scene is retarded. kind of like what cockpunch does with hardcore. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 16,2010 9:24pm - immortal13 ""] I'm so down. I love how they have all the logos of gear they use, as if anyone really cares that they have a Randall RH200 and a Peavey 4x12 they got at the local pawn shop. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 16,2010 9:49pm - largefreakatzero ""] The_Rooster said:[img] I'm so sad. :( :( :( This fruit would not fare well in prison. Or even at a Composted practice for that matter. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 16,2010 9:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] We'd make prison seem like a petting zoo after we're done with that fine young lad. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 16,2010 9:58pm - largefreakatzero ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:We'd make prison seem like a petting zoo after we're done with that fine young lad. I knew I could count on you guys. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 1:15am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xmikex said:I'm almost bored enough to link them to this thread so I can watch the fight. But I don't feel like logging onto spamspace. Done. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 2:07am - DestroyYouAlot ""] *checks watch* |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 11:23am - Kadoog-a-go-go ""] New ABLUM! I can't wait to get their new ABLUM. You guys wanna go line up around the block with me to get their new ABLUM and have them sign it? ABLUM. Its on itunes and everything. ABLUM. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 11:52am - reimroc ""] Kadoog-a-go-go said:New ABLUM! I can't wait to get their new ABLUM. You guys wanna go line up around the block with me to get their new ABLUM and have them sign it? ABLUM. Its on itunes and everything. ABLUM. hahaha i just noticed that fucking spelling how does that work? |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 3:25pm - Guitarist4ABBIB ""] Hey I am glad you all enjoy my band enough to talk about it this much :D. I am glad we are getting so much publicity. It's cool how we have like 20 torrent sites, I want everyone to listen to us so maybe we will get somewhere.. And we are all between the age of 17-18 now, that stuff you guys are trashing was posted 2 years ago. We don't check our myspace much anymore either. Thanks though |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 3:27pm - the_reverend ""] People still use myspace? |
| _________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 3:45pm - dertoxia ""] Guitarist4ABBIB said: we are all between the age of 17-18 now, soooo you're all 17 then? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 3:56pm - i_am_not_me ""] Yeti said: remotekilgore said:Cool attitude bah, we all know that no one under the age of 25 has a cool attitude. I'm living proof of this. </month-long delay> |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 4:13pm - SkinSandwich ""] dertoxia said: Guitarist4ABBIB said: we are all between the age of 17-18 now, soooo you're all 17 then? Haha |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 4:53pm - Guitarist4ABBIB ""] No some are 17 and some are 18 dickass.. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 7:08pm - sir coughsalot ""] Guitarist4ABBIB said:Hey I am glad you all enjoy my band enough to talk about it this much :D. I am glad we are getting so much publicity. It's cool how we have like 20 torrent sites, I want everyone to listen to us so maybe we will get somewhere.. And we are all between the age of 17-18 now, that stuff you guys are trashing was posted 2 years ago. We don't check our myspace much anymore either. Thanks though bova? |
| __________________________________ [Sep 6,2010 7:35pm - amorok666 ""] Dickass? |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 7,2010 5:10am - spaldino on phone ""] A cum bath in butttocks.... what a load of brazen faggotry |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 7,2010 11:04am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Guitarist4ABBIB said:No some are 17 and some are 18 dickass.. You guys should post pictures of yourselves here with your shirts off. You're all hot and I'd gobble all yall knobs. ya heard? |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 7,2010 11:07am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] GOBBLE DEM SHITS |
| _______________________________ [Sep 7,2010 11:42am - Pires ""] "I'm glad we're getting so much publicity" LOL. Yea. RTTP. Come here to get noticed. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 7,2010 11:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Pires said: RTTP. Come here to get taken down a peg. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 7,2010 12:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] FuckIsMySignature said: Pires said: RTTP. Come here to get pegged with a strapon. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 7,2010 2:29pm - kilgore ""] here's another one: http://www.myspace.com/daysofwasteinc These guys played at Ralph's a few weeks back. Someone's creepy uncle drove them there. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 7,2010 3:20pm - Yeti ""] i'm patiently awaiting the day a band like this makes a "breakdown" so heavy that it shatters the bones of every "deathcore" band and fan in existence. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 7,2010 5:13pm - Randy_Marsh ""] deathcore is so metal.... |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 7,2010 5:45pm - sir coughsalot ""] living off your parents is so metal.... |
| _______________________________ [Sep 8,2010 10:09am - mutis ""] reimroc said:so who wants to start a joke deathcore band and write songs with lyrics about how deathcore and its scene is retarded. kind of like what cockpunch does with hardcore. I'm down, this sounds awesome, except I don't want to listen to it, so I don't think this will work out. Actually now that I think about it, fuck off, I can't stand deathcore. Srsly though, I wonder if they sell prosthetic ear lobes the size of clown shoes. Or we could glue shriveled walrus vaginas to our ears. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 12:35pm - handinjury ""] kilgore said:here's another one: http://www.myspace.com/daysofwasteinc These guys played at Ralph's a few weeks back. Someone's creepy uncle drove them there. So I played the 1st song on the myspace page, about halfway thru the 1st verse i was just knew this song would have clean vocals, skipped ahead abit and bamm, gay clean vocals. This ended my listening experience. |