more lulz at terrible deathcore bands on myspace[views:27709][posts:174]__________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 1:20pm - Spaldino ""] yeah man... my experience with them was more like Minute of Waste... |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 1:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] crabapplecore |
| _____________________________ [Sep 8,2010 3:19pm - Yeti ""] Krabappelcore [img] |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 10:41am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] The_Rooster said:[img] [img] Someone get this shit on Totallylookslike.com. Fucking miracles. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 13,2010 5:55pm - Guitarist4ABBIB ""] We may live off of our parents, but we all have jobs as well. Just because we are more successful then all of you, and we are still teenagers, doesn't mean you got to get your thongs in a bunch. Maybe if you had an open taste musically and knew your shit as well, you would make it somewhere. For now, you are renting out a basement under a house talking shit on your 1998 computer you brought from your mom's house when you moved out. Thanks, tell your friends about us! =) |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 13,2010 5:57pm - Troll Police ""] terrible. go increase your gauges. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Oct 14,2010 10:37am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Guitarist4ABBIB said:We may live off of our parents, but we all have jobs as well. Just because we are more successful then all of you, and we are still teenagers, doesn't mean you got to get your thongs in a bunch. Maybe if you had an open taste musically and knew your shit as well, you would make it somewhere. For now, you are renting out a basement under a house talking shit on your 1998 computer you brought from your mom's house when you moved out. Thanks, tell your friends about us! =) Send us pictures of yourself naked. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 14,2010 10:39am - Yeti ""] Guitarist4ABBIB said:We may live off of our parents, but we all have jobs as well. Just because we are more successful then all of you, and we are still teenagers, doesn't mean you got to get your thongs in a bunch. Maybe if you had an open taste musically and knew your shit as well, you would make it somewhere. For now, you are renting out a basement under a house talking shit on your 1998 computer you brought from your mom's house when you moved out. Thanks, tell your friends about us! =) looks like someone needs A BBIB! CWUTIDIDTHAR?? |
| ________________________________ [Oct 14,2010 10:41am - Mutis ""] Only open taste and buying stuff from houses is real. |
| _________________________________________________________ [Oct 14,2010 11:36am - lazybastardthathatesdeathcore ""] Gotta love when people think their band getting bashed is the best publicity ever... |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 14,2010 12:21pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] So what's the deal with socks that don't even reach your ankles? These pussy niggaz better learn only half-shins are real. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 14,2010 1:32pm - Lester__Burnham ""] i miss the old days when faggots like this would get smashed within five minutes of walking into a show |
| _______________________________ [Oct 14,2010 1:40pm - boxxy ""] Lester__Burnham said:i miss the old days when faggots like this would get smashed within five minutes of walking into a show I dunno what shows you used to go to, but there've ALWAYS been faggots like this at shows. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 14,2010 1:40pm - boxxy ""] (and no, they didn't get "smashed" when they walked in the door.) |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 14,2010 9:06pm - Guitarist4ABBIB ""] Except if you walked into one of my shows, you would be the one getting smashed. And I like the Acacia Strain song title as that guy's name, and HES BASHING ON DEATHCORE. hahahaha. You guys are too funny. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 14,2010 9:16pm - Spaldino ""] you wouldnt smash shit... you would break a nail and pout. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 14,2010 9:18pm - RustyPS ""] Did he just say funky butt lovin? |
| _____________________________ [Oct 14,2010 9:37pm - GUY ""] RustyPS said:Did he just say funky butt lovin? Hahahahaha, well done |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 14,2010 11:08pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Guitarist4ABBIB said:We may live off of our parents, but we all have jobs as well. Just because we are more successful then all of you, and we are still teenagers, doesn't mean you got to get your thongs in a bunch. Maybe if you had an open taste musically and knew your shit as well, you would make it somewhere. For now, you are renting out a basement under a house talking shit on your 1998 computer you brought from your mom's house when you moved out. Thanks, tell your friends about us! =) Get your facts straight, my computer's from 1996, asshole. And seriously, where are the fucking n00dz? |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 14,2010 11:12pm - Guitarist4ABBIB ""] You guys have no legit comebacks, or any real shit to talk about. It's just on the spot, random shit that you say, and then your "cool" friends laugh at. If anything, you..guys (more like kids)..would be the nerds of any population..Just as you're now. So until you can actually prove anything about us sucking shit, other then us playing music you don't like, shut up. You guys trying to bash on a younger band, just isn't happening. You fail at this, and at life.. Look at all you fucking creepy old ass dudes living in basements talking shit to TEENAGERS hahaha. It's funny. Get a life. Thanks again for spreading the word! |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 14,2010 11:17pm - goatcatabisk ""] Go home, faggot. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2010 11:21pm - arilliusbm ""] Fuck your faggy music. Listen to real death metal. bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 14,2010 11:27pm - boblovesmusic ""] Anyone who plays metal (in any form) is a nerd. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 14,2010 11:30pm - goatcatabisk ""] Don't cheapen my mockery, geek. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 12:30am - Guitarist4ABBIB ""] I do listen to Death Metal?. Some of my favorite bands are Black Metal/Death Metal... Dimmu Borgir, Carach Angren, Devourment, Behemoth..So all of you: get your head out of your ass. We play what we enjoy. You.. listen to what you enjoy. So sit down, shut up, and turn on your favorite bands and keep to your own. Until then, keep spreading the word about my band. Thanks. \\m/ |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 12:32am - arilliusbm ""] Do you like horseflies? |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 1:51am - xgodzillax ""] ITT: Crabcore for dinner. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 7:33am - xmikexx ""] Lester__Burnham said:i miss the old days when faggots like this would get smashed within five minutes of walking into a show miss the days when the people smashing the faggots would get smashed themselves. No need for violence at shows. faggots, scene sluts, metal elitists should all be treated the same. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 7:39am - xmikexx ""] Guitarist4ABBIB said:I do listen to Death Metal?. Some of my favorite bands are Black Metal/Death Metal... Dimmu Borgir, Carach Angren, Devourment, Behemoth..So all of you: get your head out of your ass. We play what we enjoy. You.. listen to what you enjoy. So sit down, shut up, and turn on your favorite bands and keep to your own. Until then, keep spreading the word about my band. Thanks. \\m/ You should know better than to argue with a bunch of 30-40 year old metal elistists on this site. This is like dessert for them. Most of them have no jobs, beat their kids or molest them, Then listen to black metal at night, head bang with the remaining hair they have. U should post your bands shit on bridge9 or some others sites where people actually care about music. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 8:44am - Martin S ""] I wish I was into deathcore when Archaeon was still around, maybe we'd have been more popular. :( |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 10:09am - Guitarist4ABBIB ""] Yeah. I just have to set these dudes straight. No need to bash on something when it's purely just because they "don't like it because it's gay" or something annoying like that. If you're into our genre, cool. If not, no big deal, just go listen to something else. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 10:10am - arilliusbm ""] I'm sorry, but you're worse than DuckDuckGoose destroying metal. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 10:13am - Martin S ""] Only deathcore is real. REAL GAY |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 10:17am - arilliusbm ""] This is why younguns need to take a conservative approach to metal before its core values dwindle into oblivion. No pun intended. lmaoroflLOL!!!1 |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 10:33am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Guitarist4ABBIB said:Yeah. I just have to set these dudes straight. No need to bash on something when it's purely just because they "don't like it because it's gay" or something annoying like that. If you're into our genre, cool. If not, no big deal, just go listen to something else. Haha, a 17 or 18 year old kid trying "set dudes straight" on the internet? Good luck. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 12:02pm - goatcatabisk ""] Guitarist4ABBIB is my new favorite troll. A++ |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 12:04pm - Guitarist4ABBIB ""] You all can keep bashing. Just remember..I'm out playing shows having a great time while you all have shitty jobs and listen to your music when you get home to your basement apartment. I'm making money playing in these "lame core bands". So I think you should just give up on it. Keep spreading the word. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 12:05pm - goatcatabisk ""] More. You're on a roll. Tell us how what you do is "real" and we wouldn't know! |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 12:08pm - Guitarist4ABBIB ""] Today my band is playing at Sonar in Baltimore with: Devourment, Cattle Decapitation, Knights of the Abyss, Burning the Masses, Decrepit Birth.. and others. It's a different band I'm now, check them out, I play drums for them: www.myspace.com/asthekingdomfalls |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 12:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 12:17pm - goatcatabisk ""] Wikkid sikk, young buck. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 12:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Oct 15,2010 1:11pm - Mutis ""] Dude, when I was your age I also thought I was the shit. I can't imagine how much of a douche I woulda been had my band actually made money. I'm sure your band is great and all (I didn't bother to listen), but truthfully, deathcore is just another pop-core fad that will be unpopular again in 5 years. Also, my job is awesome. I make good money doing what I love. I also have a house. As long as journalists continue to call deathcore "metal", I will continue to make fun of it. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 1:26pm - Guitarist4ABBIB ""] Just go make fun of journalists then? Haha.. and that's my picture!! Omg, I'm gonna be famous. =)))) You guys, I can't repay you in anyway. I am going to be the next big sensation. And btw, the band I play drums for is more on the Death Metal side. We have some breakdowns, but not that many. The new stuff we are recording is a lot more Death Metal as well, I'm sure you all would like it. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 1:28pm - markworkingrichards ""] No one here cares. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 15,2010 1:29pm - Yeti ""] only borecore is real. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 1:30pm - Guitarist4ABBIB ""] http://www.myspace.com/menstrualsweatpantsdisco Look how cool he looks. Hahaha |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 1:31pm - markworkingrichards ""] Look how cool you look, trying to "expose" someone that everyone on this board already knows in person. Go back to school. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 1:32pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Guitarist4ABBIB said:And btw, the band I play drums for is more on the Death Metal side. We have some breakdowns, but not that many. The new stuff we are recording is a lot more Death Metal as well, I'm sure you all would like it. Spinny 5 is way better than any band you'll ever be in. Sit on that, hotlips. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Oct 15,2010 1:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Guitarist4ABBIB said:http://www.myspace.com/menstrualsweatpantsdisco Look how cool he looks. Hahaha I win because I'm wearing pants in my photo and there are no bowling trophies around. I suggest from here we trade pictures of ourselves naked. I have one in the chamber that I'm looking to squeeze out. I need some young meat to stare at. |