Composted and The Blackness Monster part ways[views:14481][posts:50]_____________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 12:00am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It is unfortunate to announce that Eliot Bayless, AKA The Blackness Monster, is no longer a part of Composted, but it was a necessary move. He was just too intimate with all of our mothers and it really made us feel inadequate, so we kicked his ass to the curb. In all seriousness, Eliot has decided to step down from his duties as guitarist for Composted, also resigning from his position as the Ambassador of Funk. At this point in Eliot's musical career, he feels his focus should be on recording, mixing and producing, as well as professional session work, which none of us can blame him for. He has true talent across the board musically and being in a death metal band doesn't necessarily allow him to express himself the way he wants and needs to progress and remain happy with his music. We wish Eliot nothing but the best and the split is nothing but amicable. We'll still be working with him when the time to record our next release approaches. It is unknown at this time whether or not we'll be seeking out another guitarist to fill his spot. Eliot's last show with the band will be this Friday, July 10th at O'Brien's Pub in Allston with Macerated (VA), Embryonic Cryptopathia and Rampant Decay. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 12:10am - archaeon ""] This band just lost all its street cred. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 12:13am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] What's funny is that another black dude sent me a message on MySpace a few hours ago seeing if I need a guitarist. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 12:14am - archaeon ""] Tell him that eliot is the only nigger in your life. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 12:15am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Agreed. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 12:16am - narkybark ""] Having just been in this situation (quite literally), it is indeed hard. But sometimes you just have to do what you gotta do- more power to Mr. E, I hope his recording gig takes off. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 12:18am - narkybark ""] If you don't need that guy, send him our way, we're now at 0% black dudes and have no street cred because we're the whitest band evar |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 12:27am - the_reverend ""] composted is racist. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 12:50am - fishcakes ""] it really suck's when this shit happens...mark is leaving goreality allso...heh |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 12:55am - boblovesmusic ""] :( |
| __________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 1:02am - fishcakes ""] and he is black |
| _________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 1:04am - archaeon ""] Does this mean they're creating armies? i knew obama was up to no good...... |
| ______________________________ [Jul 8,2009 1:08am - rbss ""] Eliot is a sick producer and I think he's making the right choice for his life overall and his career path. It makes me sad to not be playing in a band with Eliot anymore but we will probably still jam together on random ideas. <3 Eliot [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 2:35am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] oh noes! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 3:12am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Blackeliot is Black |
| _________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 6:07am - Dankill ""] So that means he's still in 548589 other bands, right? |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 6:50am - markrichardsmobile ""] Nope, this brings him down to 1 that is more of a recording project anyway. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 9:49am - dreadkill ""] whaaaaaaaaaaaa? i just saw all you guys last night and an hour later mark is posting that eliot's not in the band anymore. :( did he quit because the swamp gas from our practice room is invading the composted room? seriously, best of luck to composted and eliot. eliot is one of the most talented musicians around and the second coolest black guy ever, behind samuel l jackson. he's also the second coolest eliot ever, behind the kid from ET (MSD wants to go back in time and get behind the kid from ET). I probably won't be able to make it out to the show friday, so have a great time playing together for the last time. best of luck to all you guys. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 9:59am - FuckIsMySignature ""] boo-urns to this news |
| ______________________________ [Jul 8,2009 10:33am - blue ""] Darkie ist dark ...And black. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 10:44am - sxealex ""] poop this is a bum bum |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 11:02am - markrichardsmobile ""] Actually Ken, it was the swamp gas. Thanks douchebag! |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 12:10pm - martins forgot to log in ""] Aw man, this is the first I've heard of this. Want a fat guy whose siqq band just broke up to join? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 12:58pm - markrichardsmobile ""] We shall see fellow chubster. We'll have to talk soonish. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 1:10pm - Martins ""] Yes, please. I can be not gay, believe me! |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 1:54pm - markrichardsmobile ""] Wait...NOT gay? Sorry, you're not what we're looking for. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 1:58pm - Martins ""] Balls. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 7:55pm - archaeon ""] Can i join then be kicked out because im too big of a faggot? |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 8:13pm - markrichardsmobile ""] You're in. Now get the fuck out. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 8:37pm - archaeon ""] WOOHOO |
| _________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 8:38pm - archaeon ""] I gained like 15 pounds just from being in composted for a few seconds. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 9:22pm - markrichardsmobile ""] And sucked a career high of dicks. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 10:47pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] NIGGER DICKS! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 11:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] can i be you're new chair player? I HAZ SKILLS TO PAY BILLS |
| _____________________________ [Jul 9,2009 8:19am - Yeti ""] balls. good luck to Sir Operation Get Behind the Darkies. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 8:32am - goatcatalyst ""] Bummah |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 9:48am - xanonymousx ""] let me bring da slammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm metallllll |
| __________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 10:15am - archaeon ""] Someone should be part of this EXTREEEEEEME GRINDCORE band |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 11:13am - markrichardsmobile ""] From RHODE ISLAAND. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 11:16am - dreadkill ""] featuring new england's most well-known shred guitarist Mark "Bova-ing" Richards |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 11:16am - dreadkill ""] or is it Mark "Fucking" Richbovards? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 11:28am - markrichardsmobile ""] I believe the latter flows better. One day The Rev texted me and told me he changed me in his phone to "Mark Richard Bova" or some bullshit. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 11:39am - DYA NLI ""] So you guys finally gonna do that Skrewdriver cover album you're always talking about, now? |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 11:53am - MillenialKingdom ""] So much African-Americanism in this thread. It's disappointing that the white man is being so oppressed. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 12:30pm - kilgore ""] In the mean time, you can become the first 1930's talking picture inspired band. By wearing black face. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 2:56pm - Ted Danson ""] Hey, Bob Hope did it! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 11:42pm - xanonymousx ""] i heard cmtaib was going too get serious and try out for this serious band |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 8:17am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] MillenialKingdom said:So much African-Americanism in this thread. It's disappointing that the white man is being so oppressed. There's no African Americanism in this thread. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 10,2009 9:42am - timma ""] Awwww dude, that sucks hard...understandable though. Best of luck Eliot! |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 4:22pm - s.axl.beckett ""] I don't know how to play slam metal really, but I wanna join another band cause marcus is in 10 of them. Seriously though what are you looking for in terms of a guitar player? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 4:26pm - markrichardsmobile ""] Scott, we'll be figuring that out soon since we don't really know just yet, haha. If you're at the show tonight we may be able to discuss. |