Does anyone know: Rich Bova(most well known shredder in NE), Painful Pleasure(bans), Best Friend Solitude(Band), Darkest Ruin(band), Desiree Villegas (Diety)?[views:178968][posts:568]____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 9:11pm - arilliusbm ""] markrichardsmobile said:Freddy Mercury did not die of AIDS; after denying Rich Bova's demand of calling one of Queen's biggest hits "Bovamian Rhapsody," Bova pointed his axe to the frontman and placed a curse on him with the nastiest chromatic scale anyone had ever heard. hahahaha |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 9:35pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Herman Li is actually Rich Bova with his eyelids taped back. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 10:17pm - xmikex ""] Geffen is releasing a 4 disc box set of Rich Bova tuning his guitar. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 11,2009 11:22pm - |an ""] When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bova University! |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 11:47pm - Kadoooooouche ""] When my testicles finally dropped last year, I named them "Bo" and "Va". |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 7:32am - BILLY MAYS & SHITBAG BANDS ""] I WAS JUST INVOKING THE MAJESTIC THRONE OF RICH BOVA. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 8:22am - ouchdrummer ""] sculpting the throne of bov? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 9:33am - the_reverend ""] ___________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 11:22pm - |an ] When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bova University! that is probably one of the top ones. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 9:34am - xmikex ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:00am - MikeofDecrepitude ""] As you can see above, this is just another inspiring example of how Rich Bova's guitar playing has provided another grieving family with hope and spiritual rejuvenation. It's always difficult when someone loses a child, and Rich Bova is a licensed guitar practitioner, who's soothing notes unlock the spirit that has been bound by the shackles of grief. Rich Bova's unique playing style resonates with the 7 major chakra's and has been known to cause spontaneous enlightenment within many whom have experienced his medicinal guitar playing powers. So give Rich Bova a call, because you shouldn't have to suffer anymore. Isn't it time to step into the light and let the healing begin? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:02am - largefreakatzero ""] ^^That was beautiful^^ |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:06am - xitsdoomsdayx ""] The second coming dont have shit on BoVa... Praise be to Bova:bow: |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:27am - markrichardsmobile ""] There has been an influx of Bova's Witnesses making their way around town spreading the shreddings of Bova. Praise be to Bova. Witness that shit. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:34am - Nobody_Cares ""] This thread is why I love RTTP. Hours can be spent creating Bova-isms. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:39am - markrichardsmobile ""] While it takes us hours to create Bova-isms, it takes Rich Bova mere seconds to create soulful hit songs brimming with unmatched shred. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:42am - Yeti ""] somewheeeeeere Bova the rainbooow |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:44am - arilliusbm ""] After months of searching and massive amounts of evidence, biblical scholars were led to Providence on the idea that someone possessed the Holy Grail. In the most unlikely fashion possible, authorities were led to a part of Providence where only the elite thrive and live. Stumbling across a back hall way littered with used tampons and old peanut brittle boxes, one scholar noted that there was no way the grail would exist under these conditions. Upon entering a room which was again littered with broken guitar picks, amps that went to 12, strangely-shaped guitars with odd amount of strings, and a collection of yellow toenails pinned to the wall, the scholars were downright disgusted. Be lo and behold, standing in the corner of the room and shining brightly in a yellow hue, Rich Bova gently nodded his head and told them the story of how he is the 2nd coming of Christ and created the universe himself. The scholars dropped to their knees and began to worship the man, as he showered them in official gold pressings of Saint To Sinner EPs and holy dust from shredding so much. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:44am - HeavensJail_nli ""] Rich Bova knows what step 2 in the underpants gnomes' plan is. Hell, Bova IS step 2. 1. Collect underpants. 2. RICH BOVA MOST WELL-KNOWN SHREDDER IN NE 3. Profit! |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:44am - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] I was gonna put Rich Bova's head on the cover of Dick Dale's "Better Shred Than Dead", but I thought better of it. Draw your own conclusions on that one... |
| _______________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:47am - Yeti ""] WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAAAY.......BOVA!! |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:49am - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] Rich Bova IS the center of the Milky Way, and all the theories floating around about 2012 are part of an elaborate conspiracy to keep us distracted from such a BR00TAL TRVTH. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:52am - markrichardsmobile ""] Are you trying to say that Rich Bova is delicious nougat? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:55am - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] If Rich Bova, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, and Buckethead all walked into the same room at the same time, it would create a vortex of Shred so powerful that every living thing on Earth would be sucked through and transported to the Planet Shred, inhabited by the Wankerites. We regular humans would not survive, and 3 of the 4 above mentioned shredders would fail to adapt. Rich Bova, however, would evolve, growing a 6th and 7th finger on each hand, living happily ever after with his Wankerite brethren and ensuring the continuity of the human race. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:56am - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] markrichardsmobile said:Are you trying to say that Rich Bova is delicious nougat? ARE YOU SAYING HE ISN'T?! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:56am - HeavensJail_nli ""] RICH BOVA HAS DELICIOUS SHRED. WE MUST EAT IT. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 10:57am - markrichardsmobile ""] I'm not sayin' shit. Thou shalt not take the Lord Bova's name in vain. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 11:01am - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] Rich Bova was left off Rolling Stone's list of the 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time. When approached for comment, Jann Wenner said, "If we put Rich Bova on the list, there would have BEEN no list. His list of accomplishments alone would take up an entire issue. We're saving it for our 100th anniversary." |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 11:05am - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] Mark Wahlberg is rumored to have been cast in the titular role of the upcoming biopic, "Bova: The Rich Bova Story: The Rise and Further Rise of Rich Bova: Based on the True Story of Rich Bova: Rich Bova." When asked for comment, Mr. Wahlberg simply said "STAND UP AND SHOUT!" |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 11:11am - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] After being Knighted by the Queen of England, Rich Bova got a call from Elton John with an offer to play a Royal Concert together. After one rehearsal Elton's brain popped. Footage from the rehearsal studio shows Bova climbing inside Elton's piano and shredding "Beyond the Yellow Brick Road" on the piano wire. BREAKING NEWS: Sir Rich Bova has stormed Parliament and demanded he be made King of England. It is not yet known if Sir Bova knows how these things work. more as this story develops. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 11:11am - xitsdoomsdayx ""] markrichardsmobile said:I'm not sayin' shit. Thou shalt not take the Lord Bova's name in vain. May Bova be with you.. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 11:13am - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] THIS JUST IN: Sir Rich Bova was denied Kinghood. England has disappeared from all maps and GPS tracking systems. If you have seen England, contact BLIDDLY WOOOOOOOOW WEEEEEE CKIDDLYWIDDLYWIDDLYBIDDLEYBWEEOEWWWWWWOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 11:14am - xitsdoomsdayx ""] Kadoog‘n‘stuff said:THIS JUST IN: Sir Rich Bova was denied Kinghood. England has disappeared from all maps and GPS tracking systems. If you have seen England, contact BLIDDLY WOOOOOOOOW WEEEEEE CKIDDLYWIDDLYWIDDLYBIDDLEYBWEEOEWWWWWWOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW Its halariouse when you sound it out |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 11:26am - dreadkill ""] RustyPS said:Jim Belushi was not chanting "TOGA" in Animal House, he was chanting "BOVA" as a shout out to his lord and saviorin another movie-related bova-ism, farva was not asking for a liter cola in super troopers. he wanted a liter bova, as in a liter of rich bova's sweet dick nectar. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 11:47am - xgodzillax ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 11:59am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] RustyPS said:Jim Belushi was not chanting "TOGA" in Animal House, he was chanting "BOVA" as a shout out to his lord and savior His brother John later honored their divine creator in Animal House 2000 by chanting "BOVA, BOVA, BOVA, 2000!" aboard a trans-Pacific flight. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 12:37pm - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] Rich Bova's well-honed come-hither stare has been the topic of much debate among Bovologists, but the one prevailing sentiment is that BWIDDDLYWWWEOOOWSHALANGAGREEEEEEEEEENGSHIDDLYWOOOOOOOOOOTAPTAPTAPTAP |
| ______________________________ [Jun 12,2009 12:47pm - |an ""] Now to up the ante... It had to be revealed, that Rich Bova is actually Mr. Cool Ice! [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jun 12,2009 12:50pm - Yeti ""] Bovanagar |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 1:04pm - JoeyCobra ""] Bova Fett.....greatest bounty hunter in all the universe. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 1:09pm - RustyPS ""] xgodzillax said:[img] Bova and John Bush (Anthrax, Armored Saint): separated at birth? [img] |
| ______________________________ [Jun 12,2009 1:11pm - Yeti ""] i wonder when the first appearance of Rich Bova will be on textsfromlastnight.com |
| ________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 1:28pm - xmikex ""] [img] Niccolai with the assist on this one |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 1:38pm - largefreakatzero ""] ^^Genius. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 12,2009 1:53pm - pam ""] hahahaha |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 1:55pm - the_reverend ""] ahahahah |
| _____________________________ [Jun 12,2009 1:59pm - pam ""] Mine from failthread yesterday, far subpar to the above but what the hell [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 1:59pm - the_reverend ""] @ 12:01am on June 13th, Rich Bova surpasses Rich Horror as the most popular internet personality named Rich. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 2:01pm - RustyPS ""] the_reverend said:@ 12:01am on June 13th, Rich Bova surpasses Rich Horror as the most popular internet personality named Rich....which coincides with the switch to digital TV COINCIDENCE?!?!? I THINK NOT |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 2:02pm - RichHorror ""] Rich Bova is the identity I use when I cruise for cougars. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 2:08pm - C.deaD ""] Oh my shit, this has to be the most epic thread ever. Thanks for all the photoshops. They really made my day. Good stuff, good stuff. This guy must be so pissed. |