Riddle me this RTTP[views:10314][posts:62]_______________________________ [Jan 25,2008 10:03pm - Lamp ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:You should fuck her, film it, then edit in Super Mario Bros. sound effects. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 26,2008 10:31am - Whoremastery ""] had kinda the same situation like this just happen to me....stay away! and write a song or, two about her and, how she's a fucking douche...then watch her cry...you'll feel so much better! |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 26,2008 12:18pm - pam nli ""] Mucko said:Even better is that the fact that you are asking advice from a bunch people who cannot get laid. I get laid, I'm a female, thus my advice is the only one that should be taken. To be totally blunt: If you're so uninteresting to her that she won't even break her "leaving my options open for someone else's boyfriend" stance, you are wasting your time and she is probably a fucked up dizzy broad in the first place. However if you're determined to lure in this broad...my best advice is to wear a wedding ring and talk about your wife and kids. Judging by her current situation, this should work like Spanish fly. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 26,2008 12:24pm - the_reverend ""] that photoshop job is hilarious. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 26,2008 4:51pm - titsmagee ""] yeah i was gunna put something else in her hand... ;0 hint* (it starts with a "P" and ends in "enis") |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 26,2008 4:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] titsmagee said:MAMA MIA ... [img] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god, I saw this image first and didn't even realize it was a photoshop. Bravo, my friend. Bravo. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 26,2008 5:05pm - pam ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:titsmagee said:MAMA MIA ... [img] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god, I saw this image first and didn't even realize it was a photoshop. Bravo, my friend. Bravo. I didn't catch it at first either. I can't even open a picture on that program, I am impressed. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 26,2008 7:17pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] This does not appear to be "Smokin' Hot" to me |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 26,2008 7:29pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] The shadow of the bowl on the table = awesome. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 26,2008 7:31pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I can't believe nobody's said "The Hot Chick Who Was Italian or Maybe Some Kind of Spanish" yet. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 26,2008 11:55pm - the_reverend ""] I'm betting the wants 2 dicks, 1 ass |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 27,2008 12:46am - the_reverend ""] fast forward 8 months. [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 27,2008 9:15am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |