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What is my ex intitled to if we have a kid

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[Jul 30,2009 5:35pm - pam ""]

the_reverend said:
pam said:
arilliusbm said:
Yeti said: PULL OUT.



NOT A GOOD IDEA. Just sayin.

it's the worst idea ever and people that live by it will be bit in the end one day. So far they have been lucky.



That's pretty much how everyone I know including myself got pregnant. Well...me the first time. Second time was on purpose.
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[Jul 30,2009 6:02pm - Conservationist ""]
Cut the baby in half?
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[Jul 30,2009 6:22pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Yeah but realistically the dad's only gonna get 2/7ths of the baby. Raw deal.
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[Jul 30,2009 6:37pm - Hoser ""]
Buddy, you are a perfect example of why humans should need a license to have kids...you can't even spell "entitled" properly.

Abort the retard spawn now. PLEASE.
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[Jul 30,2009 6:44pm - the_reverend ""]
I back hoser's idea. there are a lot of people who I wouldn't give license or would revoke.
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[Jul 30,2009 6:59pm - dreadkill ""]
I just read my daughter a book then chased her around the house.
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[Jul 30,2009 7:19pm - Conservationist ""]

DestroyYouAlot said:Yeah but realistically the dad's only gonna get 2/7ths of the baby. Raw deal.


hahaha

That's not even enough for a burger!
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[Jul 30,2009 7:20pm - Conservationist ""]

the_reverend said:there are a lot of people who I wouldn't give license or would revoke.


You Nazi.

But seriously, people aren't going to obey the license. Then what?

You're forced to either:

(a) Stormtroopers at the door
(b) Abort the child
(c) Both

Fascism/strong hierarchical authority is INEVITABLE.


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[Jul 30,2009 8:56pm - sxealex ""]
intitled eh ?
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[Jul 30,2009 9:29pm - Conservationist ""]

sxealex said:intitled eh ?


It's like inbreeding but you have a title, like Josephiah Wayne Cody Beaufort III, Esquire.
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[Jul 30,2009 9:32pm - My_Dying_Bride ""]

Conservationist said:Cut the baby in half.

fixed
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[Jul 31,2009 8:01am - Yeti ""]

the_reverend said:
pam said:
arilliusbm said:
Yeti said: PULL OUT.



NOT A GOOD IDEA. Just sayin.

it's the worst idea ever and people that live by it will be bit in the end one day. So far they have been lucky.



i'm not saying its a good idea, my point was that its still better than just firing it off inside.
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[Jul 31,2009 8:18am - aril on the commuter rail  ""]
The girl needs to be on the pill or some other form of birth control. A lot of girls I've known don't like condoms anyway. And I agree, condoms suck compared to doin it without. However, that doesn't mean one shouldn't wear one.
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[Jul 31,2009 11:53am - MillenialKingdom ""]

pam said:I want to see pictures of RTTP crotch fruit.


You sure?
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[Jul 31,2009 12:05pm - the_reverend ""]

Conservationist said:
the_reverend said:there are a lot of people who I wouldn't give license or would revoke.


You Nazi.

But seriously, people aren't going to obey the license. Then what?

You're forced to either:

(a) Stormtroopers at the door
(b) Abort the child
(c) Both

Fascism/strong hierarchical authority is INEVITABLE.



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Forced BC and sex-play.
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[Jul 31,2009 11:30pm - metal_church101 ""]
Pull out and make her eat your children (blow your load in her mouth.)

Much safer.
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[Aug 1,2009 12:43am - the_reverend ""]
TRANSLATION: you are just lucky you haven't gotten a girl pregnant yet. either that or you are sterile.
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[Aug 1,2009 1:25am - metal_church101 ""]
Yep!!!
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[Aug 1,2009 1:42am - the_reverend ""]
the #1 lesson that my dad never taught me ALWAYS WERE A CONDOM NO MATTER WHAT. Pills, rings, shots, patches, and UIDS will always always always fail you at some point.

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