Trollin' nillas on COMPOSTED's YouTube channel[views:22531][posts:72]____________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:01pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] OK so some guy's getting all snippy with me in the comments section for Land On a Cock. bennyhillifier You may read the comments here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PWIABNrX5w ...but YouTube's layout when it comes to reading comments is fucking atrocious, so I'll post the conversation thus far here and update everyone as new LULZ come in. nfldman1976: christ...I don't think I have ever heard a more shitty song. Me: Just because your dad is a homosexual doesn't mean you can take it out on breakdowns. nfldman1976: My dad? For the entire song some guy talking about sucking off dino's and landing on cocks? Buddy, you got a lot of nerve talking about my father. Hahaha. Me: None of those things are in the least bit gay. Don't take it out on us just because you see a few dudes playing some music in a studio and you have to chime in claiming there are homosexual overtones due to your own battles with incest and sex abuse in early childhood. There are plenty of counseling options available for people like you, you know. You do not have to continue to suffer. nfldman1976: what in the fuck are you talking about? Are you a band member? Man if you are you best quit that group. If you say that shit to the wrong person you could be sorry. Its one thing to say a song is shit.....its another to say that someone was involved in incest and sex abuse.. thats a little sick isn't it? Me: not in the least. I'm here to help you. And it's not offensive if it's true. I could see people being offended if I was just off making wild accusations, but sexual abuse (especially involving children) is a serious issue and those who have suffered need all the support they can get. I want to help, but the first thing you need to accept is that you liked it when your dad used to lick your asshole at bed time and not take it out on the bands, man. How dare you. nfldman1976: Your not a band. Can't you tell that from the number of views you get on your videos? Me: You're making perfect sense now. I would expect nothing more from a man who's pubic area is covered with his dad's bite marks. nfldman1976: ok ok ok , you win! I'll get help with my abuse acceptance, and you get help with playing decent music. Me: Sounds like a plan, Obi Wan. I'll start by listening to all the Lil Wayne songs and rap remixes of Pants On the Ground on your favorites list. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:07pm - Archaeon ""] $5 says he typed "land on a cock" into youtube. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:10pm - timma ""] Oh my goodness. This thread is already chock full of epic lulz. Well done, Dr. Sweatpants. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:11pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Probably. His favorite videos are a "pants on the ground" remix, and some gay commercial rap shit. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:11pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] timma said:Dr. Sweatpants. ahahhaaha. I almost spit water onto my monitor. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] PS: I knew he would be fun to fuck with once I said that there are no homosexual overtones in "Land On a Cock" and he didn't call me on it. Maybe he thinks the song is about bodyslamming chickens. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:21pm - Archaeon ""] hahahahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:43pm - arilliusbm ""] best song ive ever heard in my life. |
| ____________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:16am - JN ""] arilliusbm said:best song ive ever heard in my life. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:19am - boblovesmusic ""] JN said: arilliusbm said:best song ive ever heard in my life. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:30am - the_reverend ""] boblovesmusic said: JN said: arilliusbm said:blest song ive ever heard in my blurst of times. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 8:00am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Just edited the original post to include the latest. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 9:15am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] and again. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 9:22am - ouchdrummer ""] while i'm a huge fan (Mike's my fav local drummer) of Composted's musical stylings, i personally don't like "land on a cock".. I can appreciate the silliness of it, and I think it's cool that so many people enjoy it so much, but the song kinda stinks. Sorry. *smoochies* |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 11:01am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I dig it, but it's not even a composted song. PS: thanks Jimbies! |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 11:03am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Jim, we are no longer friends. That song was my life's work. :( |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 11:10am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Here's the song without cock references: http://www.holladaddy.com/composted/We_Are_NothingMix3.mp3 |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 12:38pm - ouchdrummer ""] the name's Jimbo, muthafucka! I ain't sorry for saying shit! |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 12:43pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Life is no longer worth living. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 12:45pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] ouchdrummer said:while i'm a huge fan (Mike's my fav local drummer) Same here. I'd love to jam with him, but him being a large pedo and me being a really small boy-like man, I fear rape will ensue. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 12:46pm - narkybark ""] it's not rape if you just give in and try to enjoy it. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:00pm - timma ""] ArrowHeadNLI said: ouchdrummer said:while i'm a huge fan (Mike's my fav local drummer) Same here. I'd love to jam with him, but him being a large pedo and me being a really small boy-like man, I fear rape will ensue. Sometimes, Mike blankly stares at me--and for a brief moment I don't know if I'm going to be raped or he's going to tell a joke. It's exhilarating, really. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:13pm - ouchdrummer ""] I must argue with that statement. While mike obviously enjoys the pleasures of youngens, yall be too old for 'em. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:28pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Thanks fellers. Arrowhead: We should definitely jamizzle out some day. And for the record I'm not a pedophile. I'm in it for the jokes... plus 15 year old girls are seriously hot. RAWR. timma said:Sometimes, Mike blankly stares at me--and for a brief moment I don't know if I'm going to be raped or he's going to tell a joke. That WAS the joke, sillypants mctickletimes. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:32pm - Alexecutioner ""] narkybark said:it's not rape if you just give in and try to enjoy it. its not rape if she's wet |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:34pm - ouchdrummer ""] Alexecutioner said: narkybark said:it's not rape if you just give in and try to enjoy it. its not rape if he's wet fixd |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:37pm - Alexecutioner ""] ouchdrummer said: Alexecutioner said: narkybark said:it's not rape if you just give in and try to enjoy it. its not rape if he's wet fixd its not rape if he's already bleeding from the ass |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 2:18pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Composted exists solely for the act of brotherly love, so anyone who gets "raped" in this band didn't read the fine print. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 13,2010 2:28pm - timma ""] I read ohnry ancient Chinee scrohs and zee Sunday funnys page. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 2:29pm - Alexecutioner ""] ouchdrummer said:while i'm a huge fan (Mike's my fav local drummer) of Composted's musical stylings, i personally don't like "land on a cock".. I can appreciate the silliness of it, and I think it's cool that so many people enjoy it so much, but the song kinda stinks. Sorry. *smoochies* regardless of whether or not this song is a joke, the drums are NO JOKE SON. fucking love that fill at 2:00, i keep watching it trying to figure out the sticking patterns, what the fuck mike! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 2:31pm - ouchdrummer ""] i didn't say it was a joke, i said i don't like it. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 2:32pm - Alexecutioner ""] naw i hear ya, i just think most people assume its just a joke song, but when you listen to the drums mike lays it down |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 2:52pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] As stated a while ago when this song first surfaced, it was originally meant to be on a TYAG full length, but then we broke up and were going to use it for a studio project. But, after 3 days straight in the studio with no sleep, a 4 am vocal session produced this retardation, and the rest is history. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 4:05pm - cock lander ""] all over the nation |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 7:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Summer jam '09 |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 7:56am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Alexecutioner said:i keep watching it trying to figure out the sticking patterns haha that one's nothing too fancy. Just a couple of 5 stroke rolls, all single strokes though. alternating. I'll just write it out in a little bit. Better than working. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 8:01am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 8:27am - ouchdrummer ""] that image was blocked. :( |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:22am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Your work doesn't like Holladaddy. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:38am - ouchdrummer ""] Yep, it's funny cause when i try to open porn, my computer says stuff like: BLOCKED "this material has been deemed inappropriate, and classified as pornography." ..... and when i try to open your stuff it says: BLOCKED "this material isn't very funny, and your time would be better spent fapping in the bathroom." |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:42am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Who says I can't do both? |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:43am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I just sends you's a PM Jimbo. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:46am - timma ""] You sent him a Penis Montage? Gross, dude. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:46am - brodown ""] ouchdrummer said: BLOCKED "this material isn't very funny, and your time would be better spent fapping in the bathroom." win. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:50am - ouchdrummer ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I just sends you's a PM Jimbo. I just sends yous a pm. dildos. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:51am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It's not a penis montage, it's a prostate massage. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:58am - RustyPS ""] pussy manipulation? |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 11:02am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] brodown said: ouchdrummer said: BLOCKED "this material isn't very funny, and your time would be better spent fapping in the bathroom." win. :*( |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 11:05am - ouchdrummer ""] Oh, so now you goes to crys-babys-land? I have tissues for you, dildos. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 11:09am - ouchdrummer ""] that's right. I don't care if you think it's funny or not, i LOVE metalocalypse, and will continue to speak like swissgard. |