having the scoots depreciation thread[views:4201][posts:78]___________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:19pm - brian_dc ""] I puked so hard one time that my lunch splashed out of the water and I had to clean it before my mother's cat tried to eat it. Always a good time. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:20pm - RichHorror ""] Since being sick I haven't been able to puke, despite trying really hard to do so. The closest I got was spitting up some blood. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:47pm - the_reverend ""] BDC, let's leave a shitstreak from my place to your place. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 31,2006 1:28am - Mess ""] everybody's got this shit. it's the fucking chinks trying out new diseases on us. why don't you people fucking see? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 1:39am - brian_dc ""] sounds good. I'm going to play it smart though and fill it in a bucket and slowly leak it from the bottom of my car. Though scootching my ass along the pavement for a month kinda sounds fun. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 31,2006 1:46am - yummy ""] Death to scootchie!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 1:47am - the_reverend ""] if I ever got giardia... I would have to get a bronze anus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardia_lamblia I have one friend who had beaver fever... he shat constantly for 4 weeks. and then had 6 months of a "twinge" a couple times an hour and it would have 20 seconds to get to the bathroom. I think his funniest comment was "I shouldn't have worn white to that dance" |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 1:49am - KeithMutiny ""] is it even possible to consume enough to shit that much? |
| _______________________________ [Dec 31,2006 1:49am - yummy ""] wow this has really got to you if you took the time to study. That does sound awful tho. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 10:52am - the_reverend ""] first day in probably 5 years that I didn't drink coffee. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 10:56am - KeithMutiny ""] i stopped drinking coffee 2 years ago, come on dude, get with the times. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 11:09am - the_reverend ""] what do you do now, mainline amphetamies? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 11:12am - KeithMutiny ""] cocaine, its much better than coffee, for that morning boost. coffee is just too unhealthy at this point, and cocaine makes you famous. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 11:18am - the_reverend ""] hm.. I've been looking to be more famous too. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 12:18pm - retzam ""] Cocaine is so 1983. I switched to crystal meth years ago. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 12:23pm - KeithMutiny ""] hey now, cocaines making a comeback, its the new E |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 12:43pm - DwellingSickness ""] I can't function without coffee, I have a 4-5 a day habit at Dunkins, 1 of my xmas gifts was a $100 gift card for there |
| ________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 2:16pm - retzam ""] ahhh I love coffee. Caffeine just may be my favorite drug. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 2:43pm - SacreligionNLI ""] i can drink all the coffee in the world but it doesn't give me any "boost" for some weird reason |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 2:44pm - the_reverend ""] now, it's when I don't drink it that I feel terrible. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 2:46pm - the_reverend ""] oh and my shit's solid again! horray! |
| __________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 3:00pm - succubus ""] the_reverend said:first day in probably 5 years that I didn't drink coffee. false |
| _______________________________ [Jan 3,2007 11:25am - Mess ""] i would love to pork that little red head in the arss after she dumps. you know the one in the commercial there? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2007 11:36am - mOe @ work ""] i had a steak over christmas vacation for the first time years...2 days later i shit several tennis ball turds |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 3,2007 12:29pm - largefreakatzero ""] I shit myself yesterday. Not bad, but enough that I had to change my boxers. It came on super-fast and I thought I made it, but I looked down and there was a nasty little skid mark. And the wiping was so bad, that I gave up and took a shower. Luckily I was at home. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2007 5:50pm - hungtableed ""] funny...I have mudd right now, as we speak. In fact, I'm gonna go unload again. It was all the J&B scotch I had new years |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2007 6:09pm - the_reverend ""] you need a laptop and wireless so you can do a double download. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 8:45am - aztec12 ""] damn, respect the dude's beliefs for not eating meat. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 9:38am - anonymous ""] i got that evil fucking stomache virus and was out of commision for 2 days...brutal |