Sarcasm meter[views:11135][posts:88]_____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:15pm - ouchdrummer ""] So i been thinking. There are too many times when i type exactly what i would say, and people obviously don't get that it's sarcastic, and get offended, angry, horny, etc... So my solution: At the bottom of every one of my posts that i think people will NOT get the sarcasm in, or ones that i think they will interpret with sarcasm i didn't intend, will have the sarcasm meeter. This will put an end to people misunderstanding what i am trying to say. Hopefully this will catch on. Sarcasm Meter X Literal 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 100% Sarcastic Multiple edits here, but it looks right now. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:15pm - Martins ""] meter 5 |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:16pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] way to go Jim, this is a brillant idea. |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:17pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] How do you use it? like this: SM: Literal |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:17pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Or like this: OH AWESOME IDEA SM: 10 |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:19pm - Dr. Steve Brule ""] Only times when you need to put the meter up is what you need to do it to desriibe how you are feeling. The sarcasm meter ul-ul-ultimately will take over in your world online. For your technology |
| __________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:19pm - archaeon ""] Jim, really? I think it's the other way around, you're the one who never seems to understand sarcasm from other posters. SM:0 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:19pm - ouchdrummer ""] yes, the second way. either 1-10. 10 being 100% sarcastic. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:20pm - Martins ""] Jim's a big goofy head who isn't good at kissing. Sm: 99 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:20pm - ouchdrummer ""] archaeon said:Jim, really? I think it's the other way around, you're the one who never seems to understand sarcasm from other posters. SM:0 You see, my "Not understanding" is usaully my own personal form of sarcasm. Now you know... bitches. SM:0 |
| __________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:22pm - archaeon ""] ouchdrummer said: archaeon said:Jim, really? I think it's the other way around, you're the one who never seems to understand sarcasm from other posters. SM:0 You see, my "Not understanding" is usaully my own personal form of sarcasm. Now you know... bitches. SM:0 Truth SM: 10 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:22pm - ouchdrummer ""] Martins said:Jim's a big goofy head who isn't good at kissing. Sm: 99 I don't think you get the Sarcasm Meter sir. 99 is NOT a value that would fall anywhere on the scale.... but i know what you mean so it's ok... nice try. |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:22pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] So basically, you're saying you're gay? SM: 2 |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:22pm - Martins ""] ouchdrummer said: Martins said:Jim's a big goofy head who isn't good at kissing. Sm: 99 I don't think you get the Sarcasm Meter sir. 99 is NOT a value that would fall anywhere on the scale.... but i know what you mean so it's ok... nice try. We're done. SM: -99 |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:22pm - RichHorror ""] archaeon said:Jim, really? I think it's the other way around, you're the one who never seems to understand sarcasm from other posters. SM:0 Yes, a great way to pussy out when called on e-crying every five seconds. |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:23pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] this website sucks now, thanks Jim |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:23pm - ouchdrummer ""] the_taste_of_cigarettes said:So basically, you're saying you're gay? SM: 2 Not sure how you got that, but nonetheless..... no. and let's not kill the SM already people, I know your all just trying to "get the feel of it", but in the end, you don't need to use it constantly. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:24pm - the_reverend ""] SNARK! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:24pm - ouchdrummer ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:this website sucks now, thanks Jim anytime. |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:24pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] It might be a good practice to use it constantly, though. Saves people the guesswork. SM: 0 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:25pm - ouchdrummer ""] true |
| __________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:26pm - archaeon ""] NIGGERS SM: 0 |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:27pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I kinda like this. Way less l4m3 than emoticons. Good job! SM: 0 |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:28pm - Martins ""] I like all of you. SM: 3 SM: 0 SM:10 |
| ______________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:28pm - Yeti ""] farts are better than most everything in life combined. SM: -10000 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:28pm - ouchdrummer ""] yeti, that was deep. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:30pm - archaeon ""] Hoser is funny and has valid opinions on political topics SM: 209301973712 |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:31pm - narkybark ""] oh jim. SM:5 |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:33pm - RustyPS ""] Martins said:I like all of you. SM: 3 SM: 0 SM:10DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:36pm - ouchdrummer ""] narkybark said:oh jim. SM:5 yea sweetiepie? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:43pm - RichHorror ""] I remember when this board had no sensitive faggots. SM: 0 |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:54pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] RichHorror said:I remember when this board had no sensitive faggots. SM: 0 HIGH54CANCER: i hate that website now |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:00pm - josh_hates_you ""] whats wrong with [/sarcasm]? honestly if someone does not get sarcasm that is their problem for sucking at life not your problem cause they are emo sm 0 |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:01pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] josh_hates_you said:whats wrong with [/sarcasm]? honestly if someone does not get sarcasm that is their problem for sucking at life not your problem cause they are emo sm 0 back'd |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:03pm - RichHorror ""] lol @ Jim, King of Emo |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:05pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] ooooooooor Queen of Emo |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:30pm - ouchdrummer ""] me? emo? ..... Tits, football, beer, brutaldeathmetal, analrape, khed! that better? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:35pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] This is what you people get up to when I'm not around, is it? LOL SM 3.14 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:37pm - ouchdrummer ""] wow, was that a rating of pi on the SM? Brilliant. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:40pm - RustyPS ""] ouchdrummer said:wow, was that a rating of pi on the SM? Brilliant.[img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:41pm - ouchdrummer ""] it was fucking brilliant. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:47pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Mathematically circular sarcasm - it's more likely than you think! SM 30X6 |
| _______________________________ [Feb 17,2009 3:11pm - Murph ""] This thread sounds like the first two rows at a Coldplay concert. SM: 0^0.5.....0^10.....0 |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 3:12pm - Martins ""] dicks. sm: 6.023e23 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 3:12pm - ouchdrummer ""] my head hurtee. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 17,2009 3:22pm - Murph ""] Brian Williams enjoys the company of women. SM: f(x) = 1.5(x) + 3 + 2(x); f(2) |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 3:31pm - ouchdrummer ""] Maybe this was a bad idea. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:51pm - josh_hates_you ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Mathematically circular sarcasm - it's more likely than you think! SM 30X6 360 degrees would be circular.(or square even) not sure if i get the 30x6 it equals 180. in geometry an object with 180 degrees is a triangle......... |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:52pm - josh_hates_you ""] forgot to ad sm 0 |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:53pm - Martins ""] Or he could just be turning to face the opposite direction. |