Touring Morbid Metal band seeking keyboardist[views:17668][posts:93]____________________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 6:27pm - voices of the dead ""] Requirements: -21+ -Drugs and alcohol are fine, being a junkie is not. Marijuana use highly encouraged. -Being able to play instrument well -Going APESHIT on stage -Playing with dead animals -Being a creepy fuck -TOURING. MOST IMPORTANT. We are touring AT LEAST a few times a year and will continue to do so. You need to be able to tour. Go to our website www.voicesofthedead.com or www.myspace.com/voicesofthedead for song samples/pics etc. CONTACT US BY EMAILING BAND@VOICESOFTHEDEAD.COMblank |
| _________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 6:36pm - archaeon ""] in b4 epic thread. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 1,2009 6:37pm - Kevord ""] Do you have to be a goth looking chick to apply? |
| ________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 7:16pm - reimroc ""] i like the heavy industrial overtones you use in your music. trance breakdown WUT |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 3:48pm - voicesofthedead ""] Thanks reimroc. And no, you do not need to be a goth looking chick to apply. We already have one in the band(on drums) and aren't looking for more chicks. You DO need to be a christian though to be comfortoble with the on stage crucifixions, bible desecrations, dead babies, blood spraying and dissections. :satancross: Oh and we almost forgot the collection of dead animals embalmed and preserved in jars that adorn the front of the stage. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 3:50pm - SkinSandwich ""] Gimmicky gay cliche' Hast been done, beaten to death. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 3:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] McGunk used to be in this band |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:30pm - voicesofthedead ""] Who's McGunk?? Skin sandwich, everything has been done. Im not aware of any bands bringing embalmed jarred animals on stage and selling them though. Do you know whats gay, cliche and beaten to death? A bunch of homos on stage playing their instruments and just headbanging. Anyone can do that. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:31pm - dreadkill ""] FIGHT HIM OR YOU ARE A PUSSY |
| _______________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:36pm - STLUCI ""] everyone has a different approach in delivering their music , thats what is so great about music , the unlimited variety we have to choose from . no matter what mood your in , you'll almost always find something that fits your mood at that time . |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:38pm - voicesofthedead ""] haha. Good call dreadkill |
| _________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:45pm - archaeon ""] voicesofthedead said: Im not aware of any bands bringing embalmed jarred animals on stage and selling them though. slipknot used to bring them on stage, sniff them and puke all over the place. SLIPKNAWT DID IT |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:49pm - voicesofthedead ""] Ive never heard of that. Theyre pussies if it made them puke though. Try sealing up a dead animal in a jar and letting it decay for months, unembalmed and then taking a wiff of that. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:58pm - largefreakatzero ""] voicesofthedead said:And no, you do not need to be a goth looking chick to apply. We already have one in the band(on drums) and aren't looking for more chicks. Sorry, but this is one ugly chick: [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 4:59pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] well they also used to break eachothers bones on stage and throw feces at eachother. do you do cool stuffs like that? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:04pm - voicesofthedead ""] Those pictures are ooooold. The drummer in that pic played in the band temporarily. The band now consists of the singer/guitarist with dreads and the drummer chick.Here's a pic. She does not have balls. [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:07pm - voicesofthedead ""] Where are you guys hearing shit like this? Are we talking about the same sellout slipknot that now has members writing pop songs in STONESOUR????? We never know what we'll do on stage exactly, you'll have to see us live to find the answer to that. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:12pm - archaeon ""] That pic is fake, girls don't play in bands. except for that broad in ascendency |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:13pm - deathchick ""] voicesofthedead said:Where are you guys hearing shit like this? Are we talking about the same sellout slipknot that now has members writing pop songs in STONESOUR????? We never know what we'll do on stage exactly, you'll have to see us live to find the answer to that. from your myspace page: influences: Horror, Static-x, Sepultura, Meshuggah, KoRn, Coal Chamber, Jesus Christ, Devil Driver, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Rammstein, Psyclon-9, Cephalic Carnage, Combichrist, Job for a Cowboy, Berzerker, Soulfly, Tool,White/Rob Zombie, Rotting Christ, Dimmu Borgir hmm.... |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:15pm - voicesofthedead ""] Right. Slikpnot PRE sellout is an influence to us. IOWA and the self titled are all we're interested in. We never said they werent an influence. Clearly. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:17pm - voicesofthedead ""] Isnt this a METAL oriented website?? Some of you need to get lives. We're not looking for this lame bitchy drama. We're looking for a keyboardist and second guitarist. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:17pm - DomesticTerror ""] this looks like a job for...HOLLADADDY! |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] NO YOU GET BITCHY DRAMA ONLY HERE |
| __________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:25pm - dreadkill ""] devildriver |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:27pm - voicesofthedead ""] FuckIsMySignature said:NO YOU GET BITCHY DRAMA ONLY HERE Apparently haha. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 5:28pm - archaeon ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:05pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] You said that you need to be Christian to be in the band. Is this a Christian band? Like Jars of Clay or Bloods Been Shed? |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] is a Christian Bale acceptable? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:19pm - ouchdrummer ""] voicesofthedead said:Those pictures are ooooold. The drummer in that pic played in the band temporarily. The band now consists of the singer/guitarist with dreads and the drummer chick.Here's a pic. She does not have balls. [img] You know, your asked for the "drama" your complaining about when you decided to state that your guitar player has dreads.. like that effects the way he plays. GUITAR PLAYER WANTED: blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, and we tour ALOT... blah blah blah... and dead animals... blah blah blah blah... we hate our parents... blah blah blah... and we have a combined 45 piercings between the two of us... blah blah blah... we're going through a very difficult period of adjustment.... blah blah... ****I would say MOST of the stuff in your original post is totally irrelevant to whether or not someone would want to play your music, you should list influences, and sound likes, maybe even where you practice, then you will be taken more seriously. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:45pm - Nobody_Cares ""] I'd hit it. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:45pm - AndrewBastard ""] This is my new favorite band to make fun of.... you have white boy dreads, wear huge pants and wear one white contact lens in your eye to be scary. this is a metal website, you're right; but you wont find KORN and Coal Chamber fans here....go back to the Hot Topic forum and find band members. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:46pm - ouchdrummer ""] well yeah, of course. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:47pm - AndrewBastard ""] I guess I forgot that Slipknot weren't always a faggy nu metal band wearing fReAk SuIts with fans that wear "ESCAPED METAL PATIENT" shirts. I totally forgot they sold out hahaha.... |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:53pm - ouchdrummer ""] you know that the difference between you dad and me is? I'll fuck ya!! Read my lips.. SCARY |
| ________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 6:57pm - Martins ""] voicesofthedead said:Those pictures are ooooold. The drummer in that pic played in the band temporarily. The band now consists of the singer/guitarist with dreads and the drummer chick.Here's a pic. She does not have balls. [img] This bitch was definitely at the Composted show the other day and was weird as shit. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 7:01pm - ouchdrummer ""] no that CAN'T be the same girl... the one with the jean jacket that was thrashing round everywhere? I don't think it is, the girl from the show is a singer for a metal band, she specifically told me that she couldn't understand how people play the drums. She also told me her sister is in a carnival. I thought she was.... well, yes.. a little strange, but really nice, and cool. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 7:26pm - deathchick ""] AndrewBastard said:I guess I forgot that Slipknot weren't always a faggy nu metal band wearing fReAk SuIts with fans that wear "ESCAPED METAL PATIENT" shirts. I totally forgot they sold out hahaha.... haha, exactly |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 7:34pm - Dave_Maggot ""] that girl at the composted show was the woman of my dreams haha |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 7:41pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i cant remember her name though cuz i was so drunk |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 8:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i thouuuuught that chick looked familiar. she kicked some ass in the pits |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 10:21pm - ouchdrummer ""] i really don't think it's her. similar yeah, but not her. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 12:57am - voicesofthedead ""] She was not at any composted show. And of course we are not a christian band. That was a joke. Just like most of the people that have taken part in the incessent drama that has become this thread. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 1:26am - arilliusbm ""] 0haharharhahraharhahr['ne4wkl ,wghr |
| ____________________________ [Feb 4,2009 1:38am - SW ""] wow.at least wretched asylum knew what the fuck was up and threw their token goth chick on bass and not on fucking drums. you sell animal organs on your band page...:ralphie: |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 3:11am - goatcatalyst ""] KILL YOURSELVES ONSTAGE OR YOU ARE PUSSIES!!! |
| __________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 9:21am - dreadkill ""] AndrewBastard said:I guess I forgot that Slipknot weren't always a faggy nu metal band wearing fReAk SuIts with fans that wear "ESCAPED METAL PATIENT" shirts. I totally forgot they sold out hahaha....hahahaha, great post |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 9:59am - largefreakatzero ""] There's some fine work in this thread. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 10:10am - SkinSandwich ""] Ha, KORN. Fight? Okay, can do. I am not a female sex organ. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 10:12am - SkinSandwich ""] voicesofthedead said: Do you know whats gay, cliche and beaten to death? A bunch of homos on stage playing their instruments and just headbanging. Anyone can do that. fully Paralyzed people and newborns can't. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 11:06am - inject-now ""] poser band is poser band |