So, what local "meh-tal" bands do you honestly think suck?
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[Sep 16,2011 9:38am - eyehatehippies ""]
Dig into them.
[Sep 16,2011 9:47am - eyehatehippies ""]
Fine, I already know that everyone who posts here is a cowardly little child, so as usual, I'll go first.
Revocation. Shit band. All hype, no metal.
Dream Theater. One of the worst bands I've ever heard.
[Sep 16,2011 9:56am - Alx_Casket ""]
I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings :S
[Sep 16,2011 9:56am - Duhh ""]
Black Pyrimid
[Sep 16,2011 9:57am - Troll Bulletin ""]
Any band with any connection to RTTP
[Sep 16,2011 9:58am - Duhh ""]
Troll%20Bulletin said:Any band with any connection to eyehatehippies
[Sep 16,2011 10:02am - eyehatehippies ""]
Black Pyramid is the most obvious one, that was why I quit. Worst local band ever, no substance or originality, sloppy playing bad songwriting, obsession with volume, gear, and pristine studio recordings to cover for the glaring flaws. Good call on that one, too bad you couldn't say it to me like a man, instead of an owned little bitch hiding behind an alias.
Too bad you're too stupid to spell "P-Y-R-A-M-I-D" correctly, but since you're an anonymous "troll", pretty simple for you to just claim that you spelled it wrong on purpose. Until then, just ignore those little red squiggly lines under your text, they just mean that Jesus loves you.
[Sep 16,2011 10:11am - AndrewBastard ""]
its hard to admit when you dont like a local band particulrly if you've got friends in the band...
but lets face it...just because they're local doesnt meant they're good or that you HAVE to like them.
[Sep 16,2011 10:15am - Mark_R ""]
Ashers. I don't think they're anything but annoying.
[Sep 16,2011 10:16am - hauptpflucker ""]
Godsmack
[Sep 16,2011 10:18am - hauptpflucker ""]
All That Remains, Shadows Fall, The Acacia Strain
[Sep 16,2011 10:18am - eyehatehippies ""]
Godsmack does suck, very obvious one.
Trying to think of a good one, there has to be a band that are good guys who I know, but I just don't care for.
[Sep 16,2011 10:22am - ghoulash ""]
hauptpflucker said:All That Remains, Shadows Fall, The Acacia Strain
ill back that up by saying any band that is STILL adding mosh parts as the centerpiece to their songs.
[Sep 16,2011 10:23am - ghoulash ""]
coalesce
[Sep 16,2011 10:23am - eyehatehippies ""]
Okay, you know who I thought really blew?
Lamont. Pete was always a nice guy to me and such, but I never cared for his band, it just did not do it for me. Too many other bands doing it a lot better, but that's the story of the music business, isn't it? I heard that Pete is an awesome realtor though, so why the fuck does he need to play in shitty bands anyways? Good guy + good job > wasting time and money in shitty band.
Mess With The Bull was REALLY bad though...
[Sep 16,2011 11:48am - josh_hates_you ""]
Since we are being honest I'll try to remember some bands that bored the shit out of me, write boring songs and just can't play their instruments.
Blue Aside - I heard the cd is ok but live, no thanks.
Ravage - This band does not belong on a semi major label.
Aversed - The singer cannot sing while playing guitar at the same time.
Sea of Bones - Crushing but boring.
Frozen - All the talent in the world can't write a song I want to hear. Luckily they cover Rush.
Autolatry - They should stick to playing death metal.
Sorrowseed - Do I really need to elaborate?
Skullhammer - Boring throwback thrash.
Suicide Dream - Great people in this band, just dont dig them as a band.
Holy Sheet - Stupidest band I think I have ever seen.
That's all I can think of off the top of my head. I'm sure their are a LOT more where those came from.
[Sep 16,2011 11:55am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Mark_R said:Ashers. I don't think they're anything but annoying.
Coasting on the Unseen's popularity? It's more likely than you think!
[Sep 16,2011 11:56am - nekronaut ""]
I think what OP was trying to say was
Deathamphetamine < every other band EVER
[Sep 16,2011 11:57am - eyehatehippies ""]
I can def see that with Blue Aside. They are really hit or miss with their live show, but they are still a young band trying to find their feet. I love the CD, but I've seen them close to trainwreck sets, and yeah, those are my boys. Hopefully, touring and some time off have helped them develop as a band.
[Sep 16,2011 12:04pm - brian_dc ""]
ghoulash said:coalesce
midwest band...
[Sep 16,2011 12:09pm - RustyPS should be working ""]
brian_dc said:
ghoulash said:coalesce
midwest band...either way, Coalesce is the shit
[Sep 16,2011 12:15pm - eyehatehippies ""]
I actually do not remember a single Coalesce song. I swear that I've heard them, but since I don't remember, I could very well be wrong. It could be that I just have heard the name so often, they have become an institution, and I just assume that therefore I have actually heard their music.
[Sep 16,2011 12:27pm - Mark_R ""]
I thought they were over around 1999
[Sep 16,2011 12:28pm - brian_dc ""]
They released an album last year. I think they took a hiatus, though.
[Sep 16,2011 1:02pm - yummy ""]
ox. saw them at the palladium maybe 3 years ago. They didn't do it for me. Not like they did at the Met over 10 years ago. They were all fucked up.
[Sep 16,2011 1:15pm - josh_hates_you ""]
95% of the bands that post in the New England Metal Union page on facebook.
[Sep 16,2011 1:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
^ fckn srsly
[Sep 16,2011 1:31pm - frankovhell ""]
The majority of death metal bands from around here are boring as fuck. I like Blessed Offal thats about it.
[Sep 16,2011 1:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
josh_hates_you said:95% of the bands that post in the New England Metal Union page on facebook.
LULZ
[Sep 16,2011 1:43pm - josh_hates_you ""]
Graveside Service - I know they catch a lot of shit for their brand of troll promoting. But seriously, this band is terrible. And yes I have seen them live.
Inverticrux - Do a wrengasm about it.
Your Pain is Endearing - Chug Chug. Noodle Noodle. Repeat. Cool dance moves.
Widow Sunday - Dance dance revolution core.
[Sep 16,2011 2:51pm - gravesideservice will bash josh fag in the head ""]
Josh you are a fag. Your band is hipster and you should die. How are we terrible? Your fucking dumb ass band is terrible and has been done a million fucking times so eat shit. Heres how terrible we are...
[YOUTUBE=type=addvideo&url=http://www.youtube.com/user/GRAVESIDESERVICE666]
[Sep 16,2011 2:52pm - gravesideservice will bash josh fag in the head ""]
bennyhillifier
[Sep 16,2011 2:52pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
You have succussfully proved how terrible you are posting videos. Kudos.
[Sep 16,2011 3:42pm - Blessed Offal NLI ""]
frankovhell said:The majority of death metal bands from around here are boring as fuck. I like Blessed Offal thats about it.
also, The Proselyte. Theres others but I cant think of any.[Sep 16,2011 4:37pm - eyehatehippies ""]
I like Blessed Offal, they are one of the better DM bands I've heard around, but I think they appeal to me because they incorporate so many elements from black metal and other genres.
Grave Side Service, the dude is a really nice guy. The CD he gave me is pretty good, not exactly my thing, but I respect that, and honestly I have not seen them live, so I cannot comment on that.
The Proselyte...they are tricky. I've seen them through the years, played with them, etc, and it seems like a band that is constantly evolving. I remember when they were doing the Isis/Neurosis thing, but had some really cool rock elements, like extended jams/guitar solos, and it sounded novel in a sense. They just keep searching, and I can respect that. I may not always agree or like all choices that they make as a band, as far as what direction they explore, but fuck it. I'm just one guy.
[Sep 16,2011 5:05pm - Sacreligion ""]
bennyhillifier
[Sep 16,2011 5:06pm - eyehatehippies ""]
Hey, look at that, there is that Sacre dude who no longer exists because he is uncreative and a follower.
Tough luck, bub.
[Sep 16,2011 5:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Wouldn't you say it is uncreative to call him uncreative over and over again?
IRONY - look it up.
[Sep 16,2011 5:13pm - Sacreligion ""]
This thread needs an oldschool shred-off. I will be Ralph Macchio.
[Sep 16,2011 5:13pm - eyehatehippies ""]
Sacreligion said:This thread needs an oldschool shred-off. I will be Ralph Macchio.
Hahahaha...
Blank post = YOU ARE A TOTAL FAILURE.
And still, you keep posting, even though you are less than a human, less than a sheep, less than a ghost.
My advice = quit. You lose, loser.
[Sep 16,2011 5:15pm - Elihhcb ""]
What's ironic?...
No I mean what's Ironic mean
[Sep 16,2011 5:16pm - eyehatehippies ""]
Elihhcb said:What's ironic?...
No I mean what's Ironic mean
What's ironic is that you post under an alias, because you are a coward and my owned bitch.
Now roll over, little childish dog...roll over, and then play dead like a good bitch.
[Sep 16,2011 5:17pm - Sacreligion ""]
eyehatehippies said:
Sacreligion said:This thread needs an oldschool shred-off. I will be Ralph Macchio.
Hahahaha...
Blank post = YOU ARE A TOTAL FAILURE.
And still, you keep posting, even though you are less than a human, less than a sheep, less than a ghost.
My advice = quit. You lose, loser.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
[Sep 16,2011 5:17pm - BlownUpJamPad ""]
I saw Krallice in NYC and people were acting like they were soooooo good. I thought they sucked and were boring.
[Sep 16,2011 5:18pm - eyehatehippies ""]
Sacreligion said:
eyehatehippies said:
Sacreligion said:This thread needs an oldschool shred-off. I will be Ralph Macchio.
Hahahaha...
Blank post = YOU ARE A TOTAL FAILURE.
And still, you keep posting, even though you are less than a human, less than a sheep, less than a ghost.
My advice = quit. You lose, loser.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
LULZ...no ability to post.
[Sep 16,2011 5:20pm - Eli_hhcb ""]
eyehatehippies said:
Elihhcb said:What's ironic?...
lol here's Irony
No I mean what's Ironic mean
What's ironic is that you post under an alias, because you are a coward and my owned bitch.
Now roll over, little childish dog...roll over, and then play dead like a good bitch.
[Sep 16,2011 5:22pm - eyehatehippies ""]
Deciding to grow a pair?
Who are you then, Eli? Do you even fucking know, or are you just the shadow of an alias?
Either way, you are weak, and I own you, no matter what. You have no soul, no creativity, and no individuality. Get used to it, I am your master. Dance for me, bitch.
[Sep 16,2011 5:24pm - Eli_hhcb ""]
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[Sep 16,2011 5:27pm - eyehatehippies ""]
Eli_hhcb said:[img]
Yes, you are an ugly son of a bitch.
I'd still fuck you, if it makes you feel any better.
Because I like the ugly chicks best. They never suck in bed, because they always feel that they have a LOT to prove.
[Sep 16,2011 6:04pm - ThirdKnuckle ""]
With every letter you type, you are confirming how much that post a week ago hurt your butt