PROFANATICA @ Destruction Fest 2 / Oct.25th[views:13192][posts:99][show listing] ____________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 1:37pm - Kinslayer ""] you forgot to use a $ for the s in the words 'hacks' and 'support'... $tupid. |
____________________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 1:46pm - LedneyI$$$$tKrieg ""] oh noes dickslayer. thanks for pointing that out. you're much kvlt! thanks for the horn of valere drink coasters and frisbees, oops i mean cd's. you gonna blow some lines off ledney's dick? or just suck it? |
______________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 1:57pm - goatcatalyst ""] Looks like someone's band was denied a spot. Lulz |
____________________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 2:04pm - LedneyI$$$$tKrieg ""] nice try, but nope. looks like i'slikespissonmyass got the shit opening slot where you'll be playing for no one. have fun, girls! |
__________________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 2:09pm - goatcatalystnli ""] thanks for paying attention, anonyfag. |
_________________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 2:18pm - Conservationist ""] [img] |
__________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 3:03pm - NECROGOD ""] Pre-sale tix sold out. See you pukes at the gig. Damn...looks like someones been drinking some hella Hatorade on this board. Too fuggin funny. |
____________________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 3:33pm - LedneyI$$$$tKrieg ""] pretty bad when you have to resort to boderline homosexuality to be "evil" ryan is a natural so he should fit right in. issspissssuuummmmuuuusssssss (must be said in faggiest, lispy voice possible) |
______________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 4:53pm - goatcatalyst ""] LedneyI$$$$tKrieg said:the anonymity of the glory hole suits me. how much would i have to pay you to be on the other side, ryan? i can't keep you out of my mind and i need you inside me. fix'd |
______________________________________ [Oct 12,2008 4:54pm - goatcatalyst ""] flattered by the man-crush. truly. |
_________________________________________ [Oct 13,2008 3:20am - Conservationist ""] It's not gay to have pink frothy mansex with black metal idols. Ask Gaaahl. |
___________________________________ [Oct 13,2008 8:05pm - Nastysex ""] Boing! |
___________________________________ [Oct 16,2008 3:02am - Nastysex ""] boing! |
_________________________________ [Oct 18,2008 8:09pm - BalRog ""] Next saturday fuckerz! |
___________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 4:43pm - Ignatius ""] WTF! |
__________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 5:06pm - McGunk. ""] I used to be in profanatica |
____________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 6:08pm - inject-now ""] Schedule IPSISSIMUS 6:00 PM MARCH INTO THE SEA 6:40 PM WOE 7:20 PM WITCH TOMB 8:00 PM PROSANCTUS INFERI 8:40 PM FATHER BEFOULED 9:20 PM FULL BLOWN AIDS 10:00 PM LEGIONS OF ASTAROTH 10:40 PM ENGORGE 11:20 PM PROFANATICA 12:00 AM Oct 25 Hartley's Tavern 350 Belleville Turnpike North Arlington, NJ Doors 5pm 18+, $20 |
____________________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 8:57pm - I am the original ""] fart in the hand your honor |
_______________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 11:34pm - goatcatalyst ""] Thanks for reminding me we're on at 6. Rad. |
____________________________________ [Oct 24,2008 6:26pm - inject-now ""] tomorow |
______________________________________ [Oct 24,2008 6:54pm - goatcatalyst ""] I hope there are sluts of a graveyard persuasion. Nice racks and all... |
______________________________________ [Oct 24,2008 7:01pm - quintessence ""] Hey ryan, what time are you guys leaving? I might be getting a ride , waiting to hear back from Al to see if there is room for 2. |
__________________________________________ [Oct 27,2008 12:07pm - pleasurecorpse ""] PICTURES? REVIEWS? |
_____________________________________ [Oct 27,2008 4:19pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] How was it??? |
______________________________________ [Oct 27,2008 4:33pm - quintessence ""] Got lost trying to find the place, showed up at 9 instead of 6. Loads of sick merch. The pa system broke, and a few bands had to play without vocals. Some fighting broke out, cops showed up. The bar was shut down. Profanatica was told they only had 15 minutes to play. Fuck NJ and fuck Hartley's Tavern... The 15 minutes they played for was amazing though... |
_______________________________ [Oct 27,2008 4:34pm - aril ""] are you fucking serious! |
______________________________________ [Oct 27,2008 4:37pm - quintessence ""] Yeah dude. It was still a fun night. But not worth 20 bucks. I really want to go see Horna when they play, but I'm really hesitant going to this place again. Its the only date close by unfortunately.. Full Blown Aids was pretty good. Seth has lost weight. |
______________________________________ [Oct 27,2008 7:15pm - goatcatalyst ""] Father Befouled had the best set of the night, I'd say. Like a more capable early Incantation. They might love pinch harmonics even more than me. Witch Tomb ruled despite the PA being a cunting failure. I was busy coveting Mike's Mortuary Drape shirt but the crowd seemed really into em. Filthy black shit. WOE was another favorite. Mighty riffs. So good. Prosanctus Inferi killed despite a complete lack of vocals. Really excellent, twisted riffing. NIL was kinda boring and I was pretty unimpressed with Legions of Astaroth - no clue why they got such high billing. Honestly didn't watch Full Blown AIDS. Preferred to hang out with zine messiah Bill C of Mental Funeral/Children Of Caine and talk bout classy horror flicks with quality rape scenes and his gorgeous tape-trade acquisitions. Engorge were pretty crushing but I was fairly beat by then. Profanatica was pretty awesome once they warmed up (trainwrecked the first song)... And then they were over. Sad to report that the Virgin Mary's arsehole was left intact at the night's end. And of course, what's a trip to Jersey without a good fight? At least the show didn't get shut down. And what a shame few arrived in time to witness the three dancing naked girls who gyrated to the pious rhythm and performed profane crucifix insertios and micturated upon the Holy Bible and stolen, consecrated Eucharist wafers which Al proceeded to eat!?!? Oh well, there's always this weekend's show in Brooklyn... Oh wait- we're going on first again. |
______________________________________ [Oct 27,2008 8:42pm - quintessence ""] Father Befouled and Prosanctus Inferi indeed were the best. I'm buying up their shit. |
_______________________________________ [Oct 27,2008 11:18pm - goatcatalyst ""] The naked bitches were during our set- I should have specified. |
________________________________ [Oct 27,2008 11:24pm - cunt ""] 1. Kyle needed to be better prepared regarding equipment issues. 2. I hope Profanatica will eventually play again after such a train wreck of a show. 3. Father Befouled RULED 4. The dude that runs GUTTER CHRIST PRODUCTIONS is a total FAG! Talked a LOT of unnecessary racial broham shit, then threatened to punch a girl in the face. All this of apparently because deep down inside he's an angry black man jealous of Kyle's skin tone. 4. Jersey sucks 5. They closed the fucking bar down at midnight! Couldn't even hold a beer while watching what I drove 5 hours for! |
_______________________________________ [Oct 27,2008 11:42pm - quintessence ""] goatcatalyst said:The naked bitches were during our set- I should have specified. Why is this the first i am hearing of naked bitches? |
_______________________________________ [Oct 28,2008 12:09am - goatcatalyst ""] Oh, the bar got really upset. That one bitch pissed everywhere. |
__________________________________ [Oct 29,2008 2:41am - NECROGOD ""] Thanks to everyone who supported this event regardless of the sound issues and the the fighting assholes at the gig. Profanatica had a full stage show planned. A 45 minute set, but were forced to play for only 20 minutes due to the shitty PA system (or lack thereof) and the bitchass bartenders (scared of a little bloodshed) who wanted everyone out by 2am. It wasnt Profanatica's fault. We rtan over time by an hour and a half due to the sound issues which in turn cut the show short. The soundcheck went great for Profanatica but then the lazy fucken soundguy (or lack thereof) set the levels and left the premises shortly after Father Befouled's soundcheck. We were pretty much fucked right after Ipsissimus played. My apologies to all who attended, WOE, N.i.L, FATHER BEFOULED, FULL BLOWN AIDS, LEGIONS OF ASTAROTH,PROSANCTUS INFERI, WITCH TOMB, PROFANATICA, ENGORGE...all of which had to sing out of a Peavy practice amp due the the soundguys inability to care about the bands performing. All bullshit aside, it was actually a decent gig but the HORNA show will not be held there due to the clubs inability to promise and or produce a suitable PA system. HORNA will be held at DINGBATZ, 620 Van Houten Ave, Clifton, NJ 07013 on Nov.16th. THIS WILL BE AN EARLY SHOW THOUGH! Its a Sunday and they (the town not the club) cant allow live music after 8pm without a permit. They are working on getting the permit but we are going to play it safe and say doors will be at 2pm. More about this in the HORNA thread. Thanks again to all that came out to DESTRUCTION FESTIVAL 2. |
_____________________________________ [Oct 29,2008 2:54am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Sunday matinees are cool. |
__________________________________ [Oct 29,2008 3:12am - NECROGOD ""] cunt said:1. Kyle needed to be better prepared regarding equipment issues. Dude, I flew in from Ca. and was assured everything was top notch at the club. I cant right well pack a PA system in my suitcase, though I should have tried. 2. I hope Profanatica will eventually play again after such a train wreck of a show. Paul assures me...NO MORE SHOWS. He was upset and with good reason. We will work on something in the future though at a quality venue. He may have one more live blasphemy left in him. 3. Father Befouled RULED Yeah, they did...awesome dudes too. 4. The dude that runs GUTTER CHRIST PRODUCTIONS is a total FAG! Talked a LOT of unnecessary racial broham shit, then threatened to punch a girl in the face. All this of apparently because deep down inside he's an angry black man jealous of Kyle's skin tone. No comment. My skin tone rules though. 4. Jersey sucks Nah, Jersey rules...we just got fucked on the sound is all. Won't happen again. 5. They closed the fucking bar down at midnight! Couldn't even hold a beer while watching what I drove 5 hours for! Yeah, didnt want to serve anymore swill after the drunken fights. The bartenders wanted to shut the show down waaaaaay early, I talked to the North Arlington Police and got them to swing in out favor instead. |
____________________________________ [Oct 29,2008 6:08am - Derkestra ""] There was a face off between Kyle, Imperial of Krieg, Father Befouled and Legions of Astaroth with the gutterchrist dudes. We were standing inside Hartleys loading out merch and saw them squaring off onstage. He was calling all of them white power or something. I heard it was over a mic stand or something. Kinda childish. I saw that guy earlier spewing racial garbage. He looked kinda goofy. No fight though. Maybe that dude was a bit jealous at the turnout Kyle got at this gig. Who knows |
____________________________________ [Oct 29,2008 7:44am - inject-now ""] that kids a total fag and he is lucky the police showed up when they did. |
________________________________________ [Oct 29,2008 2:23pm - GUTTER CHRIST ""] KYLE SHOULD KEEP HIS HOMO BLACK METAL SHOWS IN CALI WHERE HE MOVED... THE REASON KYLE ALMOST GOT HIS ASS BEAT BY ME , GUTTER WAS BECAUSE HE BLEW MY SPEAKER AND LOST SOME OF MY EQUIPMENT.. KYLE PAID ME 200.00 OF YOU FAGS MONEY I HOPE IT WAS YOUR 20 INJECT NOW YOU PAID TO GET IN YOU PUNK FAGGOT.. GO LISTEN TO IMMORTAL AND CRY ABOUT IT!! NOT TO MENTION KYLE IS A SNAKE AND FUCKED OVER A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE RONNIE DIO FROM INCANTATION... AS FAR ANYBODY WHO WANTS REVENGE BECAUSE ISNT THAT THE EVIL SATANIC WAY.. DONT TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.. COME GET SOME REVENGE.. I DONT HIDE BEHIND COMPUTERS!! K.E.P. IS NOT WELCOME AT HARTLEYS OR ANY OTHER PLACES WHERE I DO SHOWS!! NOTICE HOW PUNK AS KYLE HAS NO COMMENT ON ME!! AS FOR THE FAT FUCK FROM KRIEG WITH THE SHINY FIREMAN BOOTS.. I DIDNT KNOW YA HAD BRASS KNUCKLES WITH YOU.. ILL BE SURE TO SEE YOU SOON!! KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR ME!! SORRY TO THE PEOPLE WHO DROVE TO THIS SHOW NOT KNOWING HOW INEXPIRIENCED K.E.P. IS AT DOING SHOWS.. TO ALL OF YOU WHO PAID 20 BUCKS TO GET IN I FEEL FOR YOU AND THE VENDORS WHO PAID TO BE THERE.. BECAUSE KYLE LET ME AND ABOUT 15 FRIENDS IN FOR FREE!! I NORMALLY WOULDNT EVEN FEED INTO THIS INTERNET SHIT TALKING BUT I KNEW THIS SHOW WAS GONNA FLOP FROM THE BEGINING.. KYLE IS ONLY INTERESTED IN MAKING A BUCK.. HE'S A JOKE!! MAYBE THE HORNA SHOW WILL BE 30 BUCKS SINCE DINGBATZ TAKES HALF THE DOOR AND KYLE WONT MAKE ANY MONEY FOR HIMSELF.. KYLE HAS NO RESPECT FOR HIMSELF ASSOCIATING WITH NSBM FAGS... HENCE IS WHY I WAS SCREAMING WHITE POWER NIGGER... OH YEA AND PROFANATICA WAS STILL SICK!! ITS PRETTY COOL THAT YOU HOMOS ARE AWAKE AT 6AM WRITING ABOUT ME ON THE INTERNET HAHAHA...HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL AT HORNA!! |
_______________________________ [Oct 29,2008 2:35pm - aril ""] i wasn't even at this show and i don't know you but you better fuckign bring it to new england. bring your boys too |
______________________________________ [Oct 29,2008 2:52pm - goatcatalyst ""] wow |
________________________________________ [Oct 29,2008 3:01pm - GUTTER CHRIST ""] IF YA WERENT AT THE SHOW WHY ARE YOUR PANTIES IN A BUNCH?? AND WHAT THE FUCK IS IN NEW ENGLAND?? ARE THOSE BEHERIT PANTIES BY THE WAY?? |
_______________________________ [Oct 29,2008 3:03pm - dftg ""] [img] |
_______________________________ [Oct 29,2008 3:03pm - aril ""] yea, I wear beherit panties and wipe my ass with moonblood shirts. |
_________________________________________ [Oct 29,2008 3:07pm - Conservationist ""] Rip the sacred flesh Sodomize the holy asshole Drink the red blood of the mother of earth Masturbation on the dead body of christ The king of Jews is dead and so are the lies Vomit on the host of Heaven Masturbate on the throne of God Break the seals of angels Drink the sweet blood of Christ Taste the flesh of the priest Sodomize holy nuns The king of Jews is a liar The Heavens will burn Dethrone the son of God God is dead Holyness is gone Purity is gone Prayers are burned Covered in black shit Rape the holy ghost Unclean birth of Jesus Christ Heaven will fall Fuck the church Fuck Christ Fuck the Virgin Fuck the gods of Heaven Fuck the name of Jesus http://www.anus.com/metal/havohej.txt |
__________________________________ [Oct 30,2008 5:23am - Axion88 ""] Dont believe all that negative crap about Kyle and K.e.p productions. The dude is credible and has been putting on quality gigs since 1996. Ive been to just about of all them and know the guy personally. All the money made on the shows goes to the bands and whatever expenses the shows cost. we played for him several times and he never screwed us over. always pays what he says he will and always has hands on in his shows. most promoters take a backseat and just let the show fall apart. Kyle is onstage or in the soundbooth or at the door trying to solve the problems. cant blame the guy for having people still trying to take him down after 12 years. Support. |
_______________________________________ [Oct 30,2008 12:06pm - goatcatalyst ""] Kyle ist Krieg. Total support. |
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_____________________________________ [Nov 3,2008 3:02pm - goatcatalyst ""] That Horna show is now on a Saturday so I get to see em now. ERECTION (U like that, Rev?) |
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