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[QUOTE="paganmegan:183286"]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two blondes were talking and one couldn't help but notice how pretty and beautiful the other's skin was. So she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful. "Well, once a week I fill a bathtub up with milk and just soak in it." So the blonde went to a farm and spoke to the farmer. "I'd like to buy a lot of milk." "How much?" asked the farmer. "Well, quite a lot because I'm going to soak in it." He asked, "Pasturized?" "No, just up to my tits." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just when you think you've heard them all, there's this one: A blonde went to a world wide mesage center to send a message to her mother overseas When the man told her it would cost $300.00, she exclaimed, " I don't have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!" The man arched and eyebrow, "ANYTHING?" "Yes, ANYTHING", the blonde promised. With that, the man said, "Follow Me". He walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door. " She did. He then said, "Get on your knees." She did. He then said, "Take down my zipper." She did. He then said, "Go ahead...... take it out." She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well..... go ahead." The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips she said................. "Hello, MOM??????" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That`s not what I meant, but she`s right." "What two days of the week start with the letter `T`?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don`t know." "Well, why don`t you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I`m already working on a murder case!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :swedenflag::swedenflag::swedenflag::swedenflag::swedenflag::swedenflag:[/QUOTE]
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