Things you dont hear everyday[views:7635][posts:54]__________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 11:29am - powerkok ""] "Last night, I got so fucked up, I fucked my Mom." "Last night, I got so fucked up, I sucked my Dads dick" "Everytime I see that guy, he's always grabbing at my balls" "Out of all my guy friends, you definitley have the best ass" Add more. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 11:30am - KeithMutiny ""] "I'd like to have an intelligent conversation on the RTTP disscussion board" |
| __________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 11:33am - powerkok ""] You're in the wrong place. Go to the Jeopardy forums if ya want an intelligent convo. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 11:40am - timma nli ""] "i looked at my asshole in the mirror today. IT BLEW MY FACKIN MIND!" |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 12:11pm - Christraper ""] "Im perfectly happy and have nothing to complain about ever" |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 12:14pm - WhyamIandasshole ""] "I just shit gumbo." |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 12:15pm - KeithMutiny ""] "she let me shit on her chest" |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 12:17pm - Christraper ""] "no really, she likes it when i beat her" |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 12:19pm - KeithMutiny ""] "here you go hunny, a nice steak, cooked just how you like it, and a tall beer, let me know when your done we can go fuck for 10 minutes then ill do your laundry while you take a nap." |
| __________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 12:21pm - SuperFly ""] your asshole telling your mouth it has bad breath. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 12:21pm - Hung_to_Bleed ""] "some girls will only lick your asshole if you shave it, I actually braid my ass hair" |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 12:22pm - KeithMutiny ""] "here's that hot friend that wanted to join us" |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 12:22pm - Christraper ""] "I love my job" |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 12:29pm - KeithMutiny ""] "yes officer, im fully aware of why you pulled my fucking ass over" |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 12:30pm - Christraper ""] "Prison??? I can't wait!!" |
| _______________________________ [Apr 7,2005 12:39pm - silky ""] "that's what my grandpa used to call me right before he fucked my ass". |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 12:44pm - KeithMutiny ""] "HAHA, i just punched that nun right in the throat, she didnt even see it comming" |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 12:58pm - grundlegremlin ""] Dude I got tickets to Cats! |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 12:59pm - grundlegremlin ""] Wow you are awesome in bed. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 1:00pm - grundlegremlin ""] The truth |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 1:01pm - grundlegremlin ""] Michael Jackson is Michael Jacksoning my child........and it's O.K. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 1:01pm - grundlegremlin ""] Hitler farted alot. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 1:02pm - grundlegremlin ""] She's only 8!?!?! She told me she was 10!!!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 1:02pm - grundlegremlin ""] A good joke. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 1:05pm - grundlegremlin ""] How many innocent people died during Bush's war on terrorism. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 1:19pm - Christraper ""] Bush get through a speech without fucking something up |
| _________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 1:39pm - litacore ""] Thins you don't WANT to hear, courtesy of George Carlin (yet again, the guru of wisdom): "Umm, honey? . . . Remember how we told the children never to play near the railroad tracks?" "Umm, honey? . . . it's the police . . . they have a search warrant . . . and the 300 kilos of cocaine are still laying out on the living room table . . . " paraphrased butchery above, but you get the idea. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 1:40pm - Christraper ""] "I love my life" |
| ______________________________ [Apr 7,2005 1:43pm - dan. ""] powerkok said: You think its normal to want a fat cock in your ass? would you accept a big fat cock in your ass? would you ever accept a huge fat steaming cock in your ass? |
| _________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 2:57pm - powerkok ""] HAHAHAHAHAHHA |
| _________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 2:58pm - powerkok ""] "I really think O.J. is innocent" Steve-HCN |
| _________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 2:59pm - powerkok ""] thats real, btw. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 3:13pm - Todd nli ""] "I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time,But you can't just go around shooting people because they make you mad." |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 3:23pm - aboobadabee ""] "i got this great idea for a 13 winters/wretched asylum fest" |
| ______________________________ [Apr 7,2005 3:38pm - hoser ""] I pooped a cornish game hen. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 7,2005 6:36pm - Abbath ""] "Thanks for fucking me in the ass, i can take a huge dump now." |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 7:04pm - killerkadoogan ""] No. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 7:05pm - killerkadoogan ""] i only punched him because he's an orphan. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 7:51pm - anonymous ""] KeithMutiny said:"here you go hunny, a nice steak, cooked just how you like it, and a tall beer, let me know when your done we can go fuck for 10 minutes then ill do your laundry while you take a nap." i tell my husband this every sunday... but it's more like, fuck for an hour |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 7:52pm - MyDeadDoll ""] whoops, i forgot to login.... that was me |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 8:34pm - Anthony nli ""] KeithMutiny said:"HAHA, i just punched that nun right in the throat, she didnt even see it comming" This quote reminds me of a true and amazing story of how a friend of mine got arrested one LSD-filled day in South Boston. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 8:36pm - thegreatspaldino ""] anonymous said:KeithMutiny said:"here you go hunny, a nice steak, cooked just how you like it, and a tall beer, let me know when your done we can go fuck for 10 minutes then ill do your laundry while you take a nap." i tell my husband this every sunday... but it's more like, fuck for an hour fuck you... you chicks arent worth 3 minutes. worthless cock hangars. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 9:38pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] thegreatspaldino said:anonymous said:KeithMutiny said:"here you go hunny, a nice steak, cooked just how you like it, and a tall beer, let me know when your done we can go fuck for 10 minutes then ill do your laundry while you take a nap." i tell my husband this every sunday... but it's more like, fuck for an hour fuck you... you chicks arent worth 3 minutes. worthless cock hangars. well, somebody's grumpy. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 9:50pm - the_reverend ""] powerkok said:"Everytime I see that guy, he's always grabbing at my balls" um... only when I hang out around blue or robb g. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 7,2005 9:52pm - Blue ""] dont forget the nipples. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 9:54pm - the_reverend ""] Christraper said:"I love my life" sorry dude... but I definitely do. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 9:56pm - the_reverend ""] anyone who doesn't love their life either needs to adjust their pants or end it. |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 9:57pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] i only fucked her cause i'm in love with you |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 10:07pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's *discretion*. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 10:12pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] Hey... is that the cops? I'm an innocent victim in here! I was attacked by a coked up whore and a - a fuckin' crazy dentist! |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 8,2005 6:26am - psychogirl ""] true story: on a metalfestival called "mind over matter" (3days) someone came over to me and asked: "hey baby, do you know when the band "mind over matter" is playing?" |
| ______________________________ [Apr 8,2005 9:20am - silky ""] "what's with all the cocks, man?" heard it yesterday from a mexican. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 8,2005 9:36am - timma ""] seemless is the most hardcore, freshest, original band since black sabbath. i'm only saying that because the kid next to me is looking at their website and i think he might be reading what i'm typing right now... |
| _____________________________ [Apr 8,2005 7:02pm - BSV ""] hahah, i got 3 brazilians working in my shop....guess who's learning portuguese. so today we're detailing a mint escalade, the owner is a compulsive gambler with $10 scratch tickets. he has over $3,000 in the the interior, easily, some are winners. So naturally I turn to my crew and say, "este es bullshit, el pobre es mas pobre y rico es mas rico, que che guerveurra esta" my espanol is broken as fuck and keep in mind i'm saying this to my portuguese crew. so i pocketed 50 bucks in tickets and split it up with my boys. that made my day. i talk and think in foreign languages more than english nowadays, so everything is something i don't hear every day. that's my story. Che is also my hero of the month. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 8,2005 7:09pm - MyDeadDoll ""] thegreatspaldino said:anonymous said:KeithMutiny said:"here you go hunny, a nice steak, cooked just how you like it, and a tall beer, let me know when your done we can go fuck for 10 minutes then ill do your laundry while you take a nap." i tell my husband this every sunday... but it's more like, fuck for an hour fuck you... you chicks arent worth 3 minutes. worthless cock hangars. awww spaldino... if chicks aren't worth it, do you fuck guys? |