Things you dont hear everyday[views:6711][posts:54]___________________________________ [Apr 8,2005 6:26am - psychogirl ""] true story: on a metalfestival called "mind over matter" (3days) someone came over to me and asked: "hey baby, do you know when the band "mind over matter" is playing?" |
| ______________________________ [Apr 8,2005 9:20am - silky ""] "what's with all the cocks, man?" heard it yesterday from a mexican. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 8,2005 9:36am - timma ""] seemless is the most hardcore, freshest, original band since black sabbath. i'm only saying that because the kid next to me is looking at their website and i think he might be reading what i'm typing right now... |
| _____________________________ [Apr 8,2005 7:02pm - BSV ""] hahah, i got 3 brazilians working in my shop....guess who's learning portuguese. so today we're detailing a mint escalade, the owner is a compulsive gambler with $10 scratch tickets. he has over $3,000 in the the interior, easily, some are winners. So naturally I turn to my crew and say, "este es bullshit, el pobre es mas pobre y rico es mas rico, que che guerveurra esta" my espanol is broken as fuck and keep in mind i'm saying this to my portuguese crew. so i pocketed 50 bucks in tickets and split it up with my boys. that made my day. i talk and think in foreign languages more than english nowadays, so everything is something i don't hear every day. that's my story. Che is also my hero of the month. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 8,2005 7:09pm - MyDeadDoll ""] thegreatspaldino said:anonymous said:KeithMutiny said:"here you go hunny, a nice steak, cooked just how you like it, and a tall beer, let me know when your done we can go fuck for 10 minutes then ill do your laundry while you take a nap." i tell my husband this every sunday... but it's more like, fuck for an hour fuck you... you chicks arent worth 3 minutes. worthless cock hangars. awww spaldino... if chicks aren't worth it, do you fuck guys? |