Sitters vs. Standers[views:11569][posts:88][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:24pm - Revocation ""] All right everyone fess up. Do you sit down or stand up to wipe your ass. I'm a stander all the way. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:24pm - Revocation ""] Well I fucked that poll up |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:25pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] Well, seeing i CANNOT VOTE! I stand to wipe the shizz. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:28pm - RichHorror ""] Only broads sit to wipe. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:34pm - the_reverend ""] only fat kids stand to wipe. that's just what I need, one of those ink blott tests between my ass checks. like abstract art? check this out, does it look like a butterfly? fuck you. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:35pm - Lamp ""] I had no idea people actually stood to wipe. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:42pm - Revocation ""] RichHorror said:Only broads sit to wipe. I can't agree more. People who sit to wipe are scum...there I said it |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:50pm - the_reverend ""] oh I get it, you guys piss sitting down and then stabd up to have your mom's tp the piss off your dickhole. learn to shake it mama's boys. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:54pm - sinistas ""] sit to wipe? what? |
| ______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:55pm - Lamp ""] It's called "leaning to one side". How the fuck do you people stand to do it? I wouldn't be able to imagine anything but shit falling out of my ass and landing on my pants. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:57pm - RichHorror ""] the_reverend said:oh I get it, you guys piss sitting down and then stabd up to have your mom's tp the piss off your dickhole. learn to shake it mama's boys. Oh I get it, you're a faggot. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:59pm - the_reverend ""] simple solution, standers are tp ballers. they gotta be. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:59pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] Stand to wipe? What the fuck? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:19pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] By standing your asscheeks go together, smearing the shit. No thanks on that one, I prefer to keep that mess to a minimum. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:22pm - KeithMutiny ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:By standing your asscheeks go together, smearing the shit. No thanks on that one, I prefer to keep that mess to a minimum. theres the simple truth. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:30pm - Revocation ""] I could right a book on this subject. Your ass cheeks don't smoosh together in actuality you can get a much better wipe when your standing, better angle. In addition sitting is gross. I tried it the other day and I felt unclean and ashamed as you should feel if you sit to wipe. standing is a manly thing to do in general. men stand to pee men stand to wipe simple as that. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:31pm - Revocation ""] *write |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:35pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Write a book. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:35pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] I'm just not willing to risk having a fecal remnant drop on my balls. No thanks, I'm sitting. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:37pm - Revocation ""] Chapter 1. Men who sit down to wipe are gay THE END |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:39pm - KeithMutiny ""] If im gay for sitting to wipe and thus being cleaner than all of you, then so be it. looks like im gay, ill remember that when im fucking my girlfriend. with a clean ass, i might add. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:41pm - Revocation ""] Keith, I will pit my asshole against yours any day of the week. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:42pm - RichHorror ""] This thread just got a whole lot sexier. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:42pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] KeithMutiny said:If im gay for sitting to wipe and thus being cleaner than all of you, then so be it. looks like im gay, ill remember that when im fucking my girlfriend. with a clean ass, i might add. *sits to applaud |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:42pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:43pm - Revocation ""] I think I opened up Pandora's Box of smelly assholes |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:44pm - KeithMutiny ""] hahahahahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:44pm - Revocation ""] My_Dying_Bride said:stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean? another great point Sitters do you use pure intuition? perhaps the force |
| _____________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:49pm - pam ""] wow. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:50pm - davefromthegrave ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:50pm - Lamp ""] My_Dying_Bride said:stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean? Do you stand in front of the mirror and look at your own asshole to check or something? |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:51pm - davefromthegrave ""] Lamp said:My_Dying_Bride said:stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean? Do you stand in front of the mirror and look at your own asshole to check or something? Only while I'm masturbating. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:52pm - pam ""] WOW. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:58pm - powerkok ""] the_reverend said:only fat kids stand to wipe. that's just what I need, one of those ink blott tests between my ass checks. like abstract art? check this out, does it look like a butterfly? fuck you. its called a Rorshak test. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:00pm - the_reverend ""] STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS BUDDY |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:01pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] what's an ass buddy? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:02pm - RichHorror ""] Someone that sits to wipe. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:03pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] Hellz yeah ^ |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:11pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] Lamp said:My_Dying_Bride said:stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean? Do you stand in front of the mirror and look at your own asshole to check or something? no i use toilet paper....hence |
| ______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:13pm - Lamp ""] So do I. Like I said before, lean to one side. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:14pm - RichHorror ""] Clearly, a bare knuckles boxing match is the only way to settle this dispute. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:15pm - Revocation ""] Other bands sit MANOWAR STANDS! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:28pm - Lamp ""] Well if Manowar stands then I'll definitely keep sitting, thanks. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:32pm - tbone_r ""] i just found out a year or two ago that some people stand to wipe. although i've been mixing it up lately, i stand by my sitting brethren. pun not intended, but accepted |
| ________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:41pm - Kevord ""] I also had no idea people actually stand up to wipe. I also shower right after shitting if I'm at home. I don't feel clean after just wiping and need that extra turd residue elimination. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:44pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] If people were meant to stand up to wipe, they would've put the toilet paper dispensers at shoulder height so it would be easier to grab while standing, not at waist height where it is easiest to grab while sitting. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:46pm - :tightiewhities: ""] Shit underwater. It's the cleanest. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:47pm - TheFilthyFrenchman ""] A completely unrelated fun fact: Anthony likes to ejaculate into his own hand |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:49pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] I sit and lean to one side. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:49pm - Revocation ""] DrewBlood@Work said:If people were meant to stand up to wipe, they would've put the toilet paper dispensers at shoulder height so it would be easier to grab while standing, not at waist height where it is easiest to grab while sitting. its meant for women who sit to wipe their vaginas. hence sitting is for women. you don't have a vagina do you? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:50pm - Revocation ""] another fun fact anthony ate a packet of sugar that I stuffed into his falaffel sandwich the other day and didn't realize it |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:57pm - davefromthegrave ""] :tightiewhities: said:Shit underwater. It's the cleanest. yeah, but try telling that to everyone else in the pool. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 8:06pm - Anthony nli ""] TheFilthyFrenchman said:A completely unrelated fun fact: Anthony likes to ejaculate into his own hand And yours while you sleep. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 8:10pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [Dec 11,2006 8:45pm - pam ""] Revocation said:Other bands sit MANOWAR STANDS! I just laughed so hard at that. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 8:47pm - dreadkill ""] i proudly admitted to being a stander at the revocation show last friday. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:06pm - thuringwethil ""] fold the TP? or wad it? |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 6:17am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Hahaha, I wad it actually. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 8:06am - Frank Shamrock ""] Fold and Stand. I never understood the wad. My brother Ken uses the wad, and he's a loser. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 8:09am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Everyone's forgetting the 3rd element; whether you look at the toilet paper after a wipe to know if you're done cleaning up yet. It was a big topic of debate on the relapse board some time ago. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 8:13am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] If you don't look, you'll never know if you're done. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 8:45am - Frank Shamrock ""] It's simple. You look at the toilet paper after every wipe, until their is nothing left to look at. Then shower you dirty fuck. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 12,2006 10:30am - Yeti ""] i've never heard of someone standing to wipe. in fact i've never really thought that much about wiping my ass. as long as there is no residue left, i'm good. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 10:39am - ariavette ""] i've never heard of it either... |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 12:09pm - largefreakatzero ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Everyone's forgetting the 3rd element; whether you look at the toilet paper after a wipe to know if you're done cleaning up yet. It was a big topic of debate on the relapse board some time ago. Sniffing the paper also can make the experience more interesting. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 12:22pm - crackhead ""] mines gots blood on it. like shittn razors. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 12:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i whipe my ass with sandpaper whilst standing on my head. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 12:25pm - crackhead ""] sometimes i crush up glass really fine mmmmm... fine and wipe my ass with it |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 6:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Frank Shamrock said:It's simple. You look at the toilet paper after every wipe, until their is nothing left to look at. Then shower you dirty fuck. Exactly, this was the argument on the relapse board. I'm a sitter/leaner/folder/looker, myself. Anybody who is anything different (although wadded/folded can go either way, don't care) is a flaming homosexual. I'm going to fistfight Rich Horror to the death for saying otherwise. YOU'RE DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 6:49pm - dreadkill ""] let's not resort to fisticuffs |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 6:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Oh, it's on. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 10:27am - hungtableed ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:By standing your asscheeks go together, smearing the shit. No thanks on that one, I prefer to keep that mess to a minimum. what the fuck? people stand to wipe their ass? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 10:28am - hungtableed ""] the_reverend said:[img] yea that unnatural pose gave me hemorrhoids |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 10:30am - ariavette ""] haha fisticuffs .. i haven't heard that word in so long |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 10:32am - demondave ""] standing =skidmarks |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 12:46pm - ariavette ""] yeah .. how can you ensure a proper wipe when your ass checks are stuck together from standing up.. all you do is mush it all everywhere..gross |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 12:57pm - Frank Shamrock ""] Can a fellow stander / leaner / folder please web cam a shit followed by the ensuing clean up to clarify any confusion. Thank you. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 1:10pm - ariavette ""] yah umm . i think i'll take your word for it |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 1:17pm - dreadkill ""] ariavette said:yeah .. how can you ensure a proper wipe when your ass checks are stuck together from standing up.. all you do is mush it all everywhere..gross i don't know about you, but my ass cheeks don't slam shut like a bear trap when i stand up from shitting. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 1:21pm - crackhead ""] i have a real problem with swamp :-( |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 9:16am - atthehaunted ""] If your a stander then it must be because your fat and you lose blood circulation to your legs, so you stand to get the feeling back in them. Or you just like to have dingle berries/musk ox berries or more like flap jacks(if you saw wild boys you would know what I mean.) |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 10:05am - crackhead ""] i'm obese you are right. i use speed stick on my ass hole sometimes to rid the swamp. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 10:07am - Frank Shamrock ""] Last night I performed an experiment where I layed on the bath room floor with legs raised, in the same manner a baby would lay after shitting his/her diaper. My brother Ken then wiped me clean with baby wipes. The one obstacle we came across, was the shit from the baby wipe rubbing against my scrotum.... Another two wipes were needed on the ball sack only, to prevent having to finish the day with shitty balls. I do suggest others give this a try. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 10:12am - atthehaunted ""] Everyone buy a baday or however it's spelled. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 14,2006 10:37am - Yeti ""] Frank Shamrock said:Last night I performed an experiment where I layed on the bath room floor with legs raised, in the same manner a baby would lay after shitting his/her diaper. My brother Ken then wiped me clean with baby wipes. The one obstacle we came across, was the shit from the baby wipe rubbing against my scrotum.... Another two wipes were needed on the ball sack only, to prevent having to finish the day with shitty balls. I do suggest others give this a try. thats one of the worst things i've ever read. congratulations. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 11:10am - Revocation ""] I've been a stander all my life and I've never gotten skidmarks. It's like dreadkill said your butt cheeks don't clamp together if you stand up. It seems like everyone that is paranoid with dingleberries/swamp ass is a sitter. Coincindence I think not. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 11:48am - Spaldino@werk ""] baby wipes rule |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 12:03pm - Frank Shamrock ""] I ate two bowls of Frosted Minnie Wheats this morning for breakfast in order to continue my research. For today's experiment, I opted for the sitting / back to front technique. I found, that similar to the baby changing technique, I once again was wiping fecal matter directly on to my ball bag. The entire clean up was less the satisfactory all together. I, whenever possible, shower after a bowel movement which has it's own process, which I will elaborate on at a later time. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 12:39pm - largefreakatzero ""] Frank Shamrock said:I ate two bowls of Frosted Minnie Wheats this morning for breakfast in order to continue my research. For today's experiment, I opted for the sitting / back to front technique. I found, that similar to the baby changing technique, I once again was wiping fecal matter directly on to my ball bag. The entire clean up was less the satisfactory all together. I, whenever possible, shower after a bowel movement which has it's own process, which I will elaborate on at a later time. Hahaha -- for the seated back to front method, you must grasp your package with one hand and pull the whole mass of junk to the side and up. When executed properly, this can result in a much cleaner backside. |