Sitters vs. Standers[views:11629][posts:88][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:50pm - Revocation ""] another fun fact anthony ate a packet of sugar that I stuffed into his falaffel sandwich the other day and didn't realize it |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:57pm - davefromthegrave ""] :tightiewhities: said:Shit underwater. It's the cleanest. yeah, but try telling that to everyone else in the pool. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 8:06pm - Anthony nli ""] TheFilthyFrenchman said:A completely unrelated fun fact: Anthony likes to ejaculate into his own hand And yours while you sleep. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 8:10pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [Dec 11,2006 8:45pm - pam ""] Revocation said:Other bands sit MANOWAR STANDS! I just laughed so hard at that. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 8:47pm - dreadkill ""] i proudly admitted to being a stander at the revocation show last friday. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:06pm - thuringwethil ""] fold the TP? or wad it? |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 6:17am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Hahaha, I wad it actually. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 8:06am - Frank Shamrock ""] Fold and Stand. I never understood the wad. My brother Ken uses the wad, and he's a loser. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 8:09am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Everyone's forgetting the 3rd element; whether you look at the toilet paper after a wipe to know if you're done cleaning up yet. It was a big topic of debate on the relapse board some time ago. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 8:13am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] If you don't look, you'll never know if you're done. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 8:45am - Frank Shamrock ""] It's simple. You look at the toilet paper after every wipe, until their is nothing left to look at. Then shower you dirty fuck. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 12,2006 10:30am - Yeti ""] i've never heard of someone standing to wipe. in fact i've never really thought that much about wiping my ass. as long as there is no residue left, i'm good. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 10:39am - ariavette ""] i've never heard of it either... |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 12:09pm - largefreakatzero ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Everyone's forgetting the 3rd element; whether you look at the toilet paper after a wipe to know if you're done cleaning up yet. It was a big topic of debate on the relapse board some time ago. Sniffing the paper also can make the experience more interesting. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 12:22pm - crackhead ""] mines gots blood on it. like shittn razors. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 12:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i whipe my ass with sandpaper whilst standing on my head. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 12:25pm - crackhead ""] sometimes i crush up glass really fine mmmmm... fine and wipe my ass with it |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 6:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Frank Shamrock said:It's simple. You look at the toilet paper after every wipe, until their is nothing left to look at. Then shower you dirty fuck. Exactly, this was the argument on the relapse board. I'm a sitter/leaner/folder/looker, myself. Anybody who is anything different (although wadded/folded can go either way, don't care) is a flaming homosexual. I'm going to fistfight Rich Horror to the death for saying otherwise. YOU'RE DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 6:49pm - dreadkill ""] let's not resort to fisticuffs |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 6:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Oh, it's on. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 10:27am - hungtableed ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:By standing your asscheeks go together, smearing the shit. No thanks on that one, I prefer to keep that mess to a minimum. what the fuck? people stand to wipe their ass? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 10:28am - hungtableed ""] the_reverend said:[img] yea that unnatural pose gave me hemorrhoids |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 10:30am - ariavette ""] haha fisticuffs .. i haven't heard that word in so long |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 10:32am - demondave ""] standing =skidmarks |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 12:46pm - ariavette ""] yeah .. how can you ensure a proper wipe when your ass checks are stuck together from standing up.. all you do is mush it all everywhere..gross |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 12:57pm - Frank Shamrock ""] Can a fellow stander / leaner / folder please web cam a shit followed by the ensuing clean up to clarify any confusion. Thank you. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 1:10pm - ariavette ""] yah umm . i think i'll take your word for it |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 1:17pm - dreadkill ""] ariavette said:yeah .. how can you ensure a proper wipe when your ass checks are stuck together from standing up.. all you do is mush it all everywhere..gross i don't know about you, but my ass cheeks don't slam shut like a bear trap when i stand up from shitting. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 1:21pm - crackhead ""] i have a real problem with swamp :-( |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 9:16am - atthehaunted ""] If your a stander then it must be because your fat and you lose blood circulation to your legs, so you stand to get the feeling back in them. Or you just like to have dingle berries/musk ox berries or more like flap jacks(if you saw wild boys you would know what I mean.) |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 10:05am - crackhead ""] i'm obese you are right. i use speed stick on my ass hole sometimes to rid the swamp. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 10:07am - Frank Shamrock ""] Last night I performed an experiment where I layed on the bath room floor with legs raised, in the same manner a baby would lay after shitting his/her diaper. My brother Ken then wiped me clean with baby wipes. The one obstacle we came across, was the shit from the baby wipe rubbing against my scrotum.... Another two wipes were needed on the ball sack only, to prevent having to finish the day with shitty balls. I do suggest others give this a try. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 10:12am - atthehaunted ""] Everyone buy a baday or however it's spelled. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 14,2006 10:37am - Yeti ""] Frank Shamrock said:Last night I performed an experiment where I layed on the bath room floor with legs raised, in the same manner a baby would lay after shitting his/her diaper. My brother Ken then wiped me clean with baby wipes. The one obstacle we came across, was the shit from the baby wipe rubbing against my scrotum.... Another two wipes were needed on the ball sack only, to prevent having to finish the day with shitty balls. I do suggest others give this a try. thats one of the worst things i've ever read. congratulations. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 11:10am - Revocation ""] I've been a stander all my life and I've never gotten skidmarks. It's like dreadkill said your butt cheeks don't clamp together if you stand up. It seems like everyone that is paranoid with dingleberries/swamp ass is a sitter. Coincindence I think not. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 11:48am - Spaldino@werk ""] baby wipes rule |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 12:03pm - Frank Shamrock ""] I ate two bowls of Frosted Minnie Wheats this morning for breakfast in order to continue my research. For today's experiment, I opted for the sitting / back to front technique. I found, that similar to the baby changing technique, I once again was wiping fecal matter directly on to my ball bag. The entire clean up was less the satisfactory all together. I, whenever possible, shower after a bowel movement which has it's own process, which I will elaborate on at a later time. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2006 12:39pm - largefreakatzero ""] Frank Shamrock said:I ate two bowls of Frosted Minnie Wheats this morning for breakfast in order to continue my research. For today's experiment, I opted for the sitting / back to front technique. I found, that similar to the baby changing technique, I once again was wiping fecal matter directly on to my ball bag. The entire clean up was less the satisfactory all together. I, whenever possible, shower after a bowel movement which has it's own process, which I will elaborate on at a later time. Hahaha -- for the seated back to front method, you must grasp your package with one hand and pull the whole mass of junk to the side and up. When executed properly, this can result in a much cleaner backside. |