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[QUOTE="The%20Chef:728030"][QUOTE="DestroyYouAlot:728027"]My Stupid Fucking Wife I was driving home from work, and it was a rough day. All this Christmas stuff, utter bullshit. I was a about half an hour from home. I popped in my favorite CD, DragonForce "Inhuman Rampage". Almost instantly I was glowing red with rage. I plowed through about 15 cars. The cops came and they nearly surrounded me! They heard me playing DragonForce and decided to back the fuck off. I pulled up in the driveway and could almost smell the garbage my wife was cooking. She can't cook for shit. I decided to put the CD in my CD player and listened to it. I walked inside and guess what I saw! My wife! Playing the fucking Nintendo Wii! I was so angry! I walked over to and screamed "WHAT THE FUCK! THE WII FUCKING SUCKS! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT IN THE KITCHEN?!" I punched her in her fucking jaw and broke it. I had to take my wife to the doctor. I had beaten her severely. She had bruises up and down her body, and her jaw was hanging loosely from her mouth. She could barely talk. I had stopped listening to DragonForce a while ago, and my wife agreed to say that she fell in front of a bus to the doctor. We got to the doctors office, and he eyed me funny. He said she would have to be put in the ICU, Intensive Care Unit. He said she would have to be here for 2 months at most, while they try to find the bus that ran her over. I said shyly "How much will it cost." He turned around in his shitty office chair and said, "Take a look at the bill." Then he handed it to me. It was 90,000 dollars. I was astounded at how much it cost! I told him, "Doctor, I need a little time to myself." He replied, "Okay." I immediately headed for the bathroom. I splashed some cold water on my face, and looked myself in the mirror. I said, "Oh, my, God." I decided that I needed something to calm my nerves. I took out my iFail, and played Sonic Firestorm, by DragonForce, Fury of the storm came on first. Instantly I was rejuvenated! I started jumping around, not in a gay way kind of like a metal concert way, the bathroom. I started saying things like "Yeah!" "Fuck Yeah!" "Smashing through the boundaries with unicorns over the fire and flames from the fury of the storm." At this point I was screaming. A male nurse came in and said, "What the fuck are you doing? Are you even a patient? You need to get the fuck out of here!" At this point I was glowing red with rage, so I ripped off the sink and threw it at him. It hit him and killed him. I stood over his body and started crouching rapidly, like tea bagging in halo. As I walked to the doctor's office, I yelled myself, "HOW DARE THAT DOCTOR CHARGE ME MONEY FOR MY WIFE'S LIFE! I LOVE HER! FUCK HIM." I walked over to the doctor and grabbed her penis. I lifted her up to the roof and held her there for a while, she couldn't even breath. Eventually I ripped off her penis and rammed it in her right boob, penis'd to the wall. So there I was, driving my wife home. She was barely conscious, and was crying. She managed to muffle out from her broken jaw, "shaw moi bid wo diddle fum" I said "Are you a fucking nigger?" And hit her jaw again. I had hit it before we left the hospital because she was crying. She started crying even more. I was getting fucking sick of it! She was crying loud! Really loud! Drowning out ZP Theart! How dare she! Herman Li's guitars? I couldn't hear them at all! I grabbed her hair, and she started crying more. I was so fucking angry I almost ripped off her head. Then I put my focus back to the road for a little bit, and noticed I was heading straight for a divider! At this point, I didn't care because I was glowing red with rage, so I plowed through it, and drove right in front of a truck. I kicked my wife's head so hard that she flew out the window and hit the truck.[/QUOTE] FUCK YOUR WIFE! Where's the pics of this whore?[/QUOTE]
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