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[QUOTE="The_Rooster:1118013"][QUOTE="MarkFuckingRichards:865848"]I have told this shit story at least once before on this board, and I am pleased to tell it again. During finals my junior year of college, I was under a lot of pressure and had very little time to get a great deal of work done. So, naturally, I was staying up for 2 days straight here and there, not eating right AT ALL and not working out whatsoever. As soon as finals were over it came to my attention that I had not shit in 3 or 4 days. It was only a matter of time before it would all need to come out. I was in Target with my boss and my ex girlfriend when it felt like a concrete block just dropped in my colon, so I knew what had to be done. I fled to the bathroom in agony and what ensued was easily the greatest pain I have ever felt in my entire life. I'd say it took about a full 5 minutes of [B]easing the log out of my tortured anus[/B]. This was one of those shits that makes your eyes water and your legs shake. As soon as it was out, it was the most relieving feeling ever. So, I wiped, and it was almost completely clean; I looked into the toilet and just about had a heart attack. If you painted a Pringles can brown and bloodied it up a bit and jammed it into a toilet, you would have the closest thing to what exited my body. I was in such disbelief that this came out of me and I didn't die, yet I was proud. I flushed...the shit didn't even move. I flushed again, to no avail. And again...nothing. I had no choice but to leave it sticking up out of the water, completely unflushable. This is what we call a "thunderdog," as coined by me and my cousin. Anywho, I ran to find my party and bragged about it, and of course they thought I was exaggerating. When we checked out, we walked past the bathroom to see the security guard and manager entering the bathroom; the security guard said to the manager, "You have to see this thing, it's the size of a fucking Pringles can!" [/QUOTE] I have not laughed this hard in a long fucking time. Thank you Pringle can shit of doom. [/QUOTE]
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