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[QUOTE="Dankill:1118294"][QUOTE="MarkFuckingRichards:865848"]I have told this shit story at least once before on this board, and I am pleased to tell it again. During finals my junior year of college, I was under a lot of pressure and had very little time to get a great deal of work done. So, naturally, I was staying up for 2 days straight here and there, not eating right AT ALL and not working out whatsoever. As soon as finals were over it came to my attention that I had not shit in 3 or 4 days. It was only a matter of time before it would all need to come out. I was in Target with my boss and my ex girlfriend when it felt like a concrete block just dropped in my colon, so I knew what had to be done. I fled to the bathroom in agony and what ensued was easily the greatest pain I have ever felt in my entire life. I'd say it took about a full 5 minutes of easing the log out of my tortured anus. This was one of those shits that makes your eyes water and your legs shake. As soon as it was out, it was the most relieving feeling ever. So, I wiped, and it was almost completely clean; I looked into the toilet and just about had a heart attack. If you painted a Pringles can brown and bloodied it up a bit and jammed it into a toilet, you would have the closest thing to what exited my body. I was in such disbelief that this came out of me and I didn't die, yet I was proud. I flushed...the shit didn't even move. I flushed again, to no avail. And again...nothing. I had no choice but to leave it sticking up out of the water, completely unflushable. This is what we call a "thunderdog," as coined by me and my cousin. Anywho, I ran to find my party and bragged about it, and of course they thought I was exaggerating. When we checked out, we walked past the bathroom to see the security guard and manager entering the bathroom; the security guard said to the manager, "You have to see this thing, it's the size of a fucking Pringles can!" [/QUOTE]This is an all time favorite story, Mark. I was crying the first time you told it.[/QUOTE]
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